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January 03, 2009 |
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Smooch
FOUND by Laura
in Santa Barbara, California
I was having a really terrible Valentine's Day two years ago when I happened upon this while walking by my former middle school. The strip of tape on the back indicates that it might have been stuck to something (or someone) before I found it.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Shouldn't Found have saved this until VD? Just askin'.
Isn't it close to VD? The stores already have the candy out.
Barf
I was right with you, Flargy, until I noticed the little nibbles on the top, which sexed it up sufficiently for me.
Sorry, Laura... I'm afraid this isn't quite as sweet a find as you think.
At first, it was a fish scale, stuck on a poor middle schooler as part of a costume for the school play. After it fell off, one of the boys thought it would be funny to draw some boobs in the middle. Later, another kid found it and, being pre-pubescent, didn't recognize the humor, and instead thought it would be funny to add an M to make it say "Moo." Later, the kid with the nickname Mooch (you know him) found it and turned it into his name by adding the CH. All that was left was for the hallway monitor, who had a crush on Mooch, to add a 5 to the beginning, indicating that he had a free 5-minute pass to the restroom, where she hoped there would be some making out, if she were lucky. So, it's a fish scale that says 5mooch. Hate to break it to ya.
Oh, I dunno, guys--what with the post-holiday letdown being made worse by the bills coming due to pay for the merrymaking (what there was of it this year), I think more than one could do with a good midwinter SMOOCH!
This goes great with the other Find "Squeeze my Cheeks".
I'm with Mars bar I could always go for a good smooch. :*
So this is the find we couldn't see yesterday! Found was stopped by the upstream server everytime I looked.
The story about the terrible Valentine's day makes this find better.