February 03, 2006

Suck My Balls
FOUND by Famille Cormier in Eastern Canada
Found in a hallway of my elementary school five or six years ago.
Hogboy in El Centro, CA
I'd rather have the note!
+ November 01, 2006 03:51 PM +
Allison in Ontario
I'd pay good money to see Andre's reaction when he read this one. It looks like girl's writing though.... balls?! haha
+ December 19, 2006 03:55 AM +
Jamie in Ecuador
Why is the A so worked on?
+ December 23, 2006 12:51 PM +
Kin in Australia
The A is worked on like that because it's illuminated- much like an ornamental manuscript.
+ December 30, 2006 06:48 PM +
Vinny Vegas in Durham, NC
This must have been written around the time that Southpark movie came out. Elementary students shouldnt be watching that! Haha!
+ December 31, 2006 09:47 PM +
Higgy in Tennessee
Vinny thats exactly what I was thinking when I read uncle fucker and elementary school..
+ January 09, 2007 02:44 PM +
Christina in Australia
AHAHAHAHA. Me too, Allison, me too...
+ February 02, 2007 12:39 AM +
Jordyn in New York
hahahaha thats what I thought too! I personally like how uncle is spelled oncle, it puts a nice spin on things :)
+ February 02, 2007 09:19 PM +
Amy in New York, NY
"Suck my balls Mr Garrison"....
"What did you say Cartman?"
"I said.... suck my balls...Mr Garrison"
hahahaha
+ February 03, 2007 09:12 AM +
Linda in SD
This is by far one of the best ones.
In an elementary school and "suck my balls"
+ February 05, 2007 05:23 PM +
Debbie Downer in Canada
The "A" is fancy.
+ February 08, 2007 10:38 AM +
Re in NC
Notice also that it's on graph paper...
+ February 10, 2007 08:25 PM +
MK in CT
hmmm....someone was rather distracted in math class by that illuminated A...
Andre's sucking of the writers balls is obviously more important than x=y, but who can blame the writer, its math class.
+ February 20, 2007 08:14 PM +
Becky in Gainesville, FL
Yeah, I teach elementary school and let me tell you that this is certainly not surprising. I imagine this kid is probably in 4th or 5th grade. I have students who will actually stay awake to watch Adult Swim! Ha!

FYI - The insurance companies have started lowering the child bearing age (for insurance purposes) to 10 years old. Scary!
+ February 25, 2007 09:09 AM +
LisaLisa in Ypsi-Next To Charing Cross Road
I have an Uncle Fucker-He has no heat or A/C & never flushes the toilet. HEH.
+ March 22, 2007 11:56 PM +
Lauren in Chapel Hill, NC
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Uncle fuckaaaa!
+ April 09, 2007 09:15 AM +
Breona in Constance Bay
I would gladly suck your balls!!!
+ April 11, 2007 11:35 AM +
Jeff in Minneapolis
Hmmm...accented "e"...oncle...French?
+ April 20, 2007 09:54 AM +
cady in chicago
someone clearly has an older sibling :)
+ May 08, 2007 09:33 PM +
sarah in floridia
yah my little sis always says things i say and it is so funny! LOL
+ June 04, 2007 01:50 PM +
me in Teabag junction
There's nothing quite like balls in the mouth...
+ June 18, 2007 10:36 AM +
lyn
"Oncle" is the spelling of "uncle" in French (note is from Eastern Canada, where French is spoken).

Why/how did the person spend so much time on the "A", if he/she was angry?
+ July 22, 2007 02:28 PM +
Pixi in Amherst, MA
I like that it was found in Canada, and that in the Southpark movie it's the Canadians Terrence & Philip that start off the whole uncle fucker thing.
what a fun find.
+ September 20, 2007 03:23 PM +
Veros in The Twilight Zone
Yes, I like the fact that they went to all that trouble to make the "A" look so fancy when it was written out of anger. Ah, kids...
+ October 22, 2007 09:40 PM +
The finder
Yes it was found in a French school, for those who were wondering :)
+ December 15, 2007 09:21 PM +
Gin in Tonic
Vinny and Higgy, my thoughts exactly - as soon as I read it and I read "5 or 6 years ago" I thought "Ah, South Park Movie, Uncle Fucker!"

But doesn't it seem like
Person 1 (girl) said "Andre, I will stuff this down your throat you stupid uncle fucker that's you."
Person 2 (boy) then read the note and wrote "Suck my balls."

28*15 is YO MAMMA!
+ February 28, 2008 09:12 AM +

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