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October 26, 2008 |
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2 Sexy
FOUND by Roy Baugher
in Salem, Virginia
Found in a classroom at Roanoke College. If the head only had a body on which to wear said shirt....
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Cool drawing! I love the different-shaped eyes. Would that be a wink or a squint? Nice, full lips, too!
I sent in a Found item today via snail mail that I found last night! I'm very excited...
Too sexy for my nose, more like. Is it just me, or does the nose look a wee bit phallic?
Someone got a collagen treatment without knowing the downside of full, sexy lips. You can't put on a turtleneck without making your lower lip roll down.
To the man behind the curtain,
It's just you, and you should sue your mohel.
And I thought I was the only one who sang that song right after getting hit in the face with a bowling ball.
of course Ms/Mr cats eyes, bone nose, dough lips doesn't have a shirt; they're 2 sexy 4 it.
Fanny lips, fanny lips, you've got fanny lips!
I might point out for the benefit of the non-UK contingent that "fanny" in British Eng doesn't mean your derriere, it means a lady's...ummm...bits and pieces to the front.
(See also, "camel toe.")
@orinoco womble;
I did not know that.
and here I always thought of "kiss my fanny" as a mild version of "kiss my ass".
...I'm never going to be able to hear a woman say fanny again without snickering.
{p.s, I also am "2 sexy 4 my shirt", but it is cold here, so I wear it anyway}
@orinoco womble, you frequently bail me out on my British English nonsense. Thank you! I forget that British to American requires occasional translation.
Effie and orinoco, thanks fhr the morning laugh! I suspect a woman called Fanny would have a bit of a time figuring out why everyone either gasps or giggles when she's introduced: "Aunt Grace, may I present dear Fanny?"
RE the drawing: wonder how much you have to pay for that oh, so sexy single nostril look?
Not my type.
Ha Ha- my son once got stuck playing a girl in his English class's play...he came out of his sister's room in his costume singing this song, only he substituted "shirt" for "purse".
@Grumpy, always glad to help. My favourite UK euphemism, a bit old but good, is for a man's forward plumbing. It used to be known as his "John Thomas." With apologies to any Foundhounds of that name.
I'm not going to criticize the art because I couldn't do any better. Although the eyes are not even close to the same size.
This reminds me of the police sketches on the WANTED posters at the post office. "Caution, the suspect is sexy and dangerous. Last seen bare-chested and fabulous."
@ geek, you almost made me spit coffee out my nose!
this find is too sexy for my comment.
I'm not sexy enough for my shirt, but I'm not sure what action to take regarding this.
@Gorgon: easy. Get a new shirt.
@the man behind the curtain: My first thought exactly.
I am curious about the shirt, that we don't get to see. Shouldn't we be the judge (yay/nay)of being too sexy?
Where's the f---ing shirt???
I wish I could draw pictures back as responses here...
I'm to sexy for my pants...
@ Pinocchio: no need to sue the mohel, since the nose looks more like a the end of a baby elephant's trunk. I feel like sticking a peanut in it.
Haaha! I'm too sexy for my car.
what classroom?
OK, I can't resist.
I'm too sexy for my...ah...burrow.
Make of that what you will.
I'm too sexy for my deep-dark,slightly damp cave....make of that what you will. :0
I really like the chin.
I never saw anything that cool when I was at Roanoke. Where did you find it??
I love the different sized eyes! everyones eyes are different in size... and open and less opened at anytime... absolutely beautiful!
Soo sexy it Huurts!
lol right said Fred will never get old