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November 21, 2008 |
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Clothes and Undies
FOUND by C Doyle
in Newport, Kentucky
This was found in a parking lot of an entertainment-type district. I think Jenn was celebrating after the interview-- although not the best place to shop for clothes and undies.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
And while you're at it, could you bring back my diaphragm?
Classic find!
oh, and I got you your own toothbrush! it's in the cup.
@ Flargy: while the comment page loaded, I tried to think of something that Rach would certainly not loan to Jenn. Before I came up with anything, I saw your comment.
So with no further ado (insert trumpet fanfare): I nominate "borrowed diaphragm" for Comment of the Month.
what does it say after keep?
@Gina -
It says "Keys in mailbox..."
At first I thought it was "Keep" too!
I never realized that Jennifer Aniston and her "Friends" persona actually left each other notes. Kinda creepy.
Dear Rach,
But my clothes and undies were blown 10 miles down the road by a great tornado (F-5, dude!). Gotta run!
Luv u,
Jenn
P.S. Borrowed your I-Pod, Drinks, Phone, Wallet, and Keys.
Magnifying it makes it smaller. I can't read this!
thanks, Pastor Z.
I guess my hand-writing-deciphering-skills aren't that great at 7am.
A couple of years ago a friend of mine ran across a note I'd written her years earlier in which I thanked her for loaning me her bikini...again.
Ah, to be young and unconcerned with hygiene.
Keys in Mare box?
Translation, please.
I sense passive-agression, justified, but there. Rach was raised on "Minnesota nice", so she can't really let go and tell Jenn to get a life, get her own place and stop wearing Rach's underwear. Rach offered her a place to stay after she lost her job and her landlord requisitioned the contents of her apartment as rent-hostage. But it's been 2 months and there's no sign of Jenn really looking for a job, so Rach set up an interview *for* her. She'd like to drive Jenn there, thereby making sure she actually goes, but their schedules don't coincide.
I have to say I wouldn't want anyone borrowing my undies on a daily basis, myself--but then I would never consider wearing someone else's undies, either, temporarily or permanently. Some things are just too personal to share.
What's up with your handwriting Rach? I'd be pretty uncomfortable 'lending' my underwear to somebody. If my friend needed to borrow my underwear, I'd tell them to go ahead and just keep them, no return necessary.
I was with Gina.. the best I could do was "Keep the Matchbox" and I started thinking about those little toy cars. Just put them back when you leave.
Thanks, Pastor Z, for bringing some sanity back.. now the note is totally sensible. (If borrowing undies is sensible.)
When I hit the magnify button, it gets smaller.
Jenn
Keys in mailbox,
just put them
back there when
u leave.
Try and make
a conscious
effort to get
some more
clothes & undies
over hear. I
dont mind you
borrowing - just
not everyday.
Good luck w/
interview.
Rach
They're a lesbian couple, and Jenn frequently spends the night at Rachel's, but she hasn't moved enough of her clothes in to be able to make it without needing to borrow Rachel's.
Ripley is correct. It would really bother me if someone borrowed my underwear. Fortunately, my boyfriend never does.
Maybe it's not "Rach."
Maybe it's "Rod."
Maybe Jenn takes HIS underwear.
So maybe either Jenn is pretty butch and likes wearing "boy's boxers," or maybe Rod just likes to wear "pretty things" that most folks think look more attractive on Jenn.
Maybe it's too confusing for me.
I just think it's weird that Jennifer Anniston and her Friends persona are lesbian lovers. Talking loving yourself!
Rach,
Interview bombed!
Got drunk after...
lost your keys,
threw up on myself
and poop'd
in your panties...
Sorry!
Your fren, Jenn
PS. The diaphragm broke.
i'm kinda jealous. i don't know if i have any friends that would let me borrow undies. somehow, that question has never come up.
Oh, Hipslaindrifter, you're going to get me in trouble at work one of these days! I almost laughed out loud with my boss standing right across the hall! Then, I'd be in Jenn's situation, but I'd never be desperate enough to borrow panties. I would just go commando.....
Pastor Z has super eyes!!
Umm, could ya wash those undies before you return them? Thanks. (double wash cycle, pleeze)
p.s. the diaphragm comments have me totally grossed out. I can't even go there.
Anyone who says "conscious effort" is annoying. I also do not like "honest effort". These things do not make sense to me. Jenn, one more sub-conscious effort and I will never lend you my undies.
Jenn and Rach are sisters. Jenn has been freeloading off of Rach for awhile and Rach, being the good-natured sister, is hoping that Jenn gets a job so she can buy her own stuff and maybe move out. Sisters do that sort of thing: borrow undies. However, I sense that Jenn may just try to slip them back into Rach's drawer. In the end, Rach will end up calling Mom and begging for Mom to take Jenn back home.
Ewww. I would want my sister borrowing my underwear, either. Or my diaphragm.
Okay.
So, my heat was out at my apartment earlier this week, so I stayed at my best friend's house for a night because it was veerrry cold. I managed to remember to bring everything except socks and undies. She offered to let me borrow, and I seriously considered it.
In the end though, I exercised one of my other options.
My hunch is that Jenn will not return the key when she leaves. She will take off with the key and undies and find another adventure.
My vote is lesbian couple. Now way in hell would I borrow anyone's underwear unless we were lovers.
Imagine if it was written to Joey from Chandler.
How hard would it be for Jenn to have a copy of the key cut? Not hard at all...and then Rach would never be really rid of her. Come home late from a hard day's work and find Jenn sitting in her favourite chair, guzzling the last of the wine she was saving for the weekend date and wearing four--count em, four--pairs of her expensive Victoria's Secret panties: one in the regulation area, one on her head, and one on each arm (with her arms thru the leg elastic).
I hope this note was left inside the house, though I have seen people leave notes taped to the front door telling someone where the key is! Why not leave the door wide open with a big neon sign saying "Come in!" :P
True story: I once drove a girlfriend named Jenn (just like that; no "Jen," "Jennifer," or "Jenny.") to Newport, Kentucky to see the very nice aquarium there. Afterward, we drove back to Dayton and fought much of the way. I should have stranded her loopy ass then and there. Did this note come from an alternate universe where that happened? Might there be a (well-adjusted) "Bizarro" iteration of myself out there? Whoa. Mind-blowing and revelatory.
By the way, I meant Dayton, Ohio, not the neighboring Dayton, Kentucky (all this shit, and myself, are in or near "Cincinnasty," Ohio).