March 02, 2006

While You Were Gone
FOUND by Rustyfrets in Laguna Beach, California
I found this disarming bit in a not-so-great part of Costa Mesa earlier this year.
Allison in Ontario
Bernard, I wish you were mine.
+ December 19, 2006 04:09 AM +
Higgy in Tennessee
Same here Alli.
+ January 09, 2007 10:26 AM +
Alex in Chicago
So the sentiment is cute and nice and all, but does anyone else think the handwriting is kind of creepy looking?
+ March 07, 2007 03:38 PM +
Lauren in Chapel Hill, NC
"I luuv you sugacheeks..you gonna make a GREAT baby machine some day!"

Maybe it's just me, but I'd be slightly wierded out by a note like this.
+ April 03, 2007 11:57 PM +
Mandee in Seattle, Washington
The handwriting is kinda creepy. But, its a cute note at the same time.
+ April 17, 2007 09:06 PM +
Midlife_Crisis in California
Unless it's a religious thing, Bernard, I'd suggest a vasectomy before it's too late. Your third wife will be glad you don't come with kids, child-support payments, and two ex-wives you have to deal with on a weekly basis. Parenthood is vastly over-rated.
+ April 30, 2007 05:39 PM +
Scout in Maycomb County
I hate to jump on the "creepy" wagon, but I agree about the handwriting being a little creepy on this one. I think it's because it sort of looks like it's dripping - as if it was written in blood on a wall. Thanks for the flowers, Bernard (assuming this note was accompanied), but your blood-writing habits are freaking me out.
+ July 20, 2007 02:50 PM +
bowie in aus
this reminds me of what my ex used to say everytime he wanted me back. i forgave him 8 times everytime he left me, over a period of years. then i realised men are liars.
+ August 03, 2007 02:33 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Chill, you "creepy" fans! Bad pen, poor paper, and the man probably didn't pay much attention to penmanship class! Obviously a poor-quality pen and I know a lot of guys whose handwriting looks like 4th grade stuff.
"Our kids" could mean 2, you know?
Chill out already!
+ August 07, 2007 12:47 PM +
Tina in her house
Bowie, quit being stereotypical. Not all men are liars. Men don't lie any more that women do. Stop being so sexist, and get back to how Bernard is being a nice guy.
+ September 03, 2007 11:13 AM +
Alexia in LA LA Land
Maybe Gaby and Bernard are about to have twins, hence the "our kids" statement. Have to agree- writing is pretty creepy but I think this is nothing more than just a genuwine love note.
+ October 10, 2007 05:01 PM +
Always wonder in g
I wonder where she went. I wonder if he just missed her because he had to do his own cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

I don't find Bernard's handwriting creepy, but it does appear that his hands shake.
+ November 02, 2007 11:30 PM +
The Juice in A Coma
Sounds like a bullshit "come back to me baby, I take it all back" line to me! Lemme guess, she wants to have kids, he said f*ck no bitch, you'd make a horrible mother (fill in reason here). He says this because "Baby"'s mother was a shitty mom and he knows this is where to kick her where it hurts. Last straw, "Baby" is out. Barnard just wants his Baby back and is retracting his numerous "bad mother" strikes in their fights.

I hope "Baby" didn't fall for it.
+ January 18, 2008 03:36 PM +
Darcy in fag hag land
i hate it when people call me baby. probably because i'm a young female who HATE HATE HATES being patronized. but i think it's cute when people call guys baby. particularly if it's another guy saying it.
+ March 14, 2008 09:20 AM +
Gin in Tonic
I'm in a listing mood, so here goes:

1. I don't think the handwriting is creepy. I don't think I even understand what people mean by that! Some people just don't have great handwriting... bad handwriting does not equal CREEPY handwriting! PLUS it looks like the pen is running out of ink a bit anyway.

2. Some women find it sweet when a guy can look far enough into the future to think of his girlfriend as his wife and mother to his children, and I'm sure this is not the first time they've talked about wanting to be together forever and ever and have children together, so it's a sweet reminder that he still loves her not just as a piece of momentary @$$ but also as the potential mother of his children (meaning, for a very long time!).

3. orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow: Right on!

4. I think Bernard is sweet.
+ March 19, 2008 03:49 PM +
Tati in Moscow
It looks so so cute and I really wish I could believe that its true and its a real guy!!!
+ May 13, 2008 07:27 AM +
just stopping by to connect up some dots..
Is it signed "your boymeat, Bernard"?

Oh. And.

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
+ October 30, 2008 09:17 PM +
LASH revisiting...
@ just-

"Your boyfriend, Bernard"
+ November 01, 2008 12:13 PM +
Lets get busy in the backseat
Its the whole "Your boyfriend" that creeps me out...How many Bernards does this chick know that she would not know this is her special guy????
+ December 01, 2008 12:38 PM +
Wandring Wizzy in Hawley
IT's funny the stuff that gets called "Creepy" on this site. I must be hardened.
+ December 15, 2008 11:14 PM +
Tim in Florida
Bernard sent the flowers and note on Sunday, after their first blind date on Friday. Creeeeepy.
+ March 04, 2009 09:51 PM +

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