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December 09, 2008 |
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Is This the Lobster?
FOUND by Amarisse
in Bellingham, Washington
This was found on the city information sign outside of the Malt Shop downtown. The death may have been induced by seafood allergies, pincers of mass destruction, or a severe case of lobsterusphobius resulting in heart failure.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Oh the humanity!! I'll miss you...mom...
sounds like a scene from a movie..
"yes, yes indeed, this seems like a fair depiction of the ghastly crustacean that devoured my poor mother"
Are these the crabs that embarrassed your mother?
http://www.foundmagazine.com/comments/6126/
No... but it does look like the mobster that killed my lother.
I can't be sure ... can you make it step up and say "put down the pot or the kid gets it"?
I didn't realise Sponge Bob was an orphan!!
This Find makes me sad because my mother died the same way.
@ Jan: very funny
I laughed so hard at this. It's the "Yes, yes it is" at the bottom that does it for me. This is almost as good as that globe a while back with the . . . what did we decide it was? An antipodal penis? That one, this one, and the one with all the superheroes and Chuck Norris are my favorite finds.
No, no no. you've got it all backwards, that lobster IS my mother who was killed. the perp was a heartless chef.
Well, duh, he's easy to identify, he always wears those bad-ass sunglasses!
Well, if it is, at least he got what was coming to him. Let's remember: lobsters are not red; a red lobster is a dead lobster.
I hope he suffered, just like Ma.
This is a West Coast Lobster - I can tell by the sunglasses and thalidomide claws.
...and a distant cousin of the nefarious Land Shark!
It pronounced "Lawb-stah"
It's a lobstrocity, one of my favorite antagonists from The Dark Tower.
Must have been Rock Lobster:
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
(yes, yes, it is!)
Wow. 6:53 Pacific Time and you guys have said it all....
(with Lobster Lover up there catching my own very first thought.)
That's a wrap everyone. Let's go home.
Maybe Mother died from anaphalaxis brought on by a shellfish allergy.
Too soon, guys. Too soon.
Aaahahaha..! Fooch.. just last night some friends and I sang Rock Lobster @ karaoke! Wish you'd been there. Woot!
This is the original cover art for that award-winning children's book (titled, of course, "Is This the Lobster that Killed Your Mother?") with the heart-warming story about lobsters, mothers, and the kind of blind revenge that can only be wrought by the sort of young boys who excel at Wall-Ball. I think it was a Roald Dahl knock-off.
That question works with almost any substitution.
Is this the lobster that killed your mother?
Is this the ashtray that killed your bagboy?
Is this the peanut that killed your philanthropist?
Is this the guitar pick that killed your stapler?
Is this the banknote that killed your lovelife?
Is this the mirror that killed your self-esteem?
Oh, damn. Now I have to do hard math!
is this the video that killed your radio star?
No, you've got it backwards. That's the lobster that my mother boiled, cracked open and ate last Summer.
It's senseless tragedies like this that further convince me that a 3-day Waiting Period on Lobster purchases is needed. How many innocent mothers have to die before this country takes action?
T-shirt! (Or rock!)
Great Find. Thanks, Amarisse!
Lobster with sunglasses - Cooool!
He a mobster lobster.
yes,yes it is. but not entirely. this is a picture of the dead lobster that killed my mother while it was alive, actually.
oh.
Best comment: child in time.
"yes, yes indeed, this seems like a fair depiction of the ghastly crustacean that devoured my poor mother"
hahaha...made this find so much better
Now you can keep an eye on his family with Lobstercam.
http://www.thelobstercam.com/
did somebody say rock... lobstarrrr?
HA!
Curious Kat, I beseech you- sign in and post a comment so I can find your profile!
Wow..still laughing my Oprah-size ass off....
so funny....
yes, yes it is, Librarian. Land Shark and this lethal lobster are related (possibly good friends with the cockroach who ate Cincinnati).
Boil her mash her stick her in a stew.
I love the fact that the finder went ahead and made the lobster death jokes and made the daily comment-senders try that much harder. Ha!
Dead Lobster for the seafood killer in you.
This reminds me of one of my oldest dreams: From a bird's eye view, I watch lobsters envelop my room and begin to swarm my bed (which I'm in, as a four year old). I've known this dream vividly for as long as I can remember.
sammy david jr, don't forget the Vampire Beavers!
NY Times follows up on this Find!!!
Check out the LOBSTER article in the New York Times, dated 10 December 2008: "Luxury on Sale: The Lobster Glut" By MELISSA CLARK.
Oh man! This find is awesome. I couldn't contain my laughter!
Lobster? STREBLO?!?!
It all makes sense now!
Best. Found. EVER.