December 31, 2008

Unhappy Camper
FOUND by Ashley in University of Southern Mississippi
I found this at my university while a middle school cheerleading camp was going on. One little cheerleader was not having a good time.
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Hot damn! I am the first to comment on this!

Cheeleading does suck. No argument there.
You should check out Science Camp.
+ December 31, 2008 12:03 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
I agree with this 100%. I hope she got out before it damaged her entire teen years. Unlike some people I know. :(
+ December 31, 2008 12:08 AM +
fooch
Apparently, that is what makes them so popular.
+ December 31, 2008 12:08 AM +
Jan in mid-rotation on a twist-down
By the looks of the nicotine stains, any sport is going to suck for this kid.
+ December 31, 2008 12:11 AM +
Wise old chick in perpetuity
Who said a it had to be a cheerleader who wrote it?
+ December 31, 2008 12:44 AM +
Kermit Fog in the bottom of the pyramid
@ Jan - hahaha!

@ Wise old chick - I agree. I bet it was some passive-aggressive staffer at the university sick of all the peppy middle-schoolers, who was dropping these notes randomly around campus.
+ December 31, 2008 01:08 AM +
Mars bar in the nightstand
In my experience, it's the cheerleaders who suck. They were like that before they made the squad. Maybe the arrogant attitude is what got them on the squad, I don't know. The "importance" just made it worse.

My mother used to describe them as "legs clear to their neck and not a lot going on above it."

Join the Drama Club. It's a lot more fun. Can you say "cast party?"
+ December 31, 2008 03:19 AM +
Lets get busy in the back seat
fooch - You made milk come out of my nose!!!

+ December 31, 2008 05:48 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Yeah, well at the University of Arizona there's a close group of girls, Nike, $ instead of a food card, you fly everywhere, and what you need is all in one building! There's just that fear factor thing to worry about. But it doesn't suck.
+ December 31, 2008 06:27 AM +
Carla Sue, back home and on the computer in a very windy and cold Indiana
Fooch, I laughed out loud, I was drinking a V8 instead of milk, but I can relate to Lets get busy.
Mars bar, I've always gone on the assumption that I didn't have the right "attitude" to make the squad, I would never admit that my round-offs weren't perfect. It had to be my sunny disposition just didn't fit in.
Thanks for making my day, found folks.
I missed you.

+ December 31, 2008 07:10 AM +
Tang in t
That's the spirit!
+ December 31, 2008 08:11 AM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
I love cheerleaders...they taste just like chicken...
+ December 31, 2008 08:19 AM +
cagey in Wisconsin
Oh, my!
+ December 31, 2008 08:37 AM +
gorgon in mineapolis
@Clover
You must be talking about George W. Bush.
+ December 31, 2008 09:26 AM +
Richard Girth in Texas
Remedial "Spirit Stick" classes for you, soldier! That is NOT what that is used for!
+ December 31, 2008 09:49 AM +
lawndude in nc
Spirit Fingers!
+ December 31, 2008 09:55 AM +
insane in the membrane. insane in the brain
ohhhhh librarian. it's just so CLEVER how you always reference previous finds in all of your comments. SO clever. (smattering of applause everyone.)
+ December 31, 2008 10:17 AM +
Smallbear in the lazy way of commenting
Maybe the writer of this note also made this video:

http://tinyurl.com97ah4h

or search Cheerleaders suck dick on Youtube.

Happy New Year's from the Cave!
+ December 31, 2008 11:45 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
Yep, gorgon, I guess you're right. Wanna-be popular goes all the way to the top.
+ December 31, 2008 12:08 PM +
Mary Shea in Virginia
Anyone who is confident and somewhat decent looking has the potential to be popular. They must know all the answers, right?
+ December 31, 2008 12:43 PM +
Mom Interrupted in a pyramid.
Rah, rah, ree,
Kick 'em in the knee!

Rah, rah, rass,
Kick 'em in the other knee!

Wooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo! *backflip*


I like to think that I was always too "intellectual" for the cheerleading squad. Yes. That must have been it.
+ December 31, 2008 06:48 PM +
Me in the Pacific Northwest
@ insane ~ clever, confusing and annoying.
I was a cheerleader for 3 years. It was fun. Very fun. I cried when I wasn't good enough to make the college squad. So I did a show choir called Crimson Company at WSU instead. WAY more fun than cheerleading.
Happy New Year!
+ December 31, 2008 11:51 PM +
Colleen in New England
Haha!
+ January 01, 2009 10:39 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
Cheerleading Suucs?
+ January 01, 2009 01:08 PM +
left my heart in San Francisco
cheerleading succubus.
+ January 02, 2009 09:25 AM +
Writing Paper on Evils of Cheerleading in PA
Cheerleading hurts people, and not just cheerleaders. This little girl found out firsthand. Maybe some of these comments will help other girls escape. Librarian- fear of what? Getting dropped? wise old chick- at C.L. camp.
+ February 25, 2009 01:46 PM +

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