March 21, 2006

I Will Slap Her in the Eye
FOUND by Norice
I found this charming love/hate note while walking on a winter day.
Cassie in Buenos Aires
Poor Charlene, she's gonna get it.
+ November 25, 2006 08:38 AM +
Allison in Ontario
I adore this. Especially because I was ditched by a boy named Kyle, as well. The night that I was ditched, however, I met my boyfriend of almost a year now! haha... I too would like to slap Charlene in the eye, though.
+ December 19, 2006 04:15 AM +
Simona in Chicago
Slapped in the eye? Ouch!
+ January 05, 2007 02:47 PM +
Anna in NY
"...and see how she likes it." I guess Stephanie got slapped in the eye first? Retaliation?
+ January 20, 2007 09:32 AM +
Eri in Oklahoma
Mmm, next time my sister kicks me, I'm gonna slap her in her eye!
+ January 25, 2007 09:26 PM +
Jill in Stilly
lol omg... i have been reading these all day and its the first one to make me laugh .... at first she is mad cuz he didnt call then randomly says she is gonna slap some chick in the eye... maybe it is a warning for the boy... he may have an eye slapping comming
+ January 29, 2007 02:58 AM +
Jill in Stilly
hahah first found post to make me laugh out loud
+ January 29, 2007 02:59 AM +
Tricia in Cortland
This was the first one to make me laugh out loud as well.
+ January 31, 2007 03:33 PM +
Madison in College Park, MARYLAND
I'm gonna slap her in the eye and see how she likes it. OH MY GOSH. hahahahaha.
+ January 31, 2007 06:38 PM +
chucky in Cortland
I'm laughing outloud just reading these posts!
+ January 31, 2007 09:09 PM +
jillian in canada
ha! i really like how it wasn't just "i'm going to slap charlene" but how it specified her eye. gold!
+ February 01, 2007 05:21 PM +
Mia in Hawaii
Well, If your ever in the need of a laugh...psycho girlfriends are the way to go! Haha
+ February 07, 2007 11:05 PM +
Rachel in Frozen Hell
I laughed so hard when I read this one. I think that might be a fight worth seeing. And am I the only person who thinks that Kyle should be the one getting slapped in the eye? He was probably with Charlene.
+ February 14, 2007 08:21 PM +
Sam in here
this is awesome. I know how Stephanie feels!
"Charlene" deserves to be slapped in the eye! and if "Kyle" blows me off again, he may even get slapped in the ear!
+ February 21, 2007 06:15 PM +
Katherine in Shitland
Rachel, I'm glad I'm not the only one who assumed he was with Charlene.

I also like that it's so brutal, then there's that little heart always Stephanie thing. Such a turn around.
+ March 06, 2007 08:32 PM +
Kimberly in Michigan
Kyle needs to ditch Stephanie like she ditched question marks. Doesn't anyone know how to write properly?
+ May 31, 2007 03:11 PM +
Sam in England
This one made me laugh too!

Stephanie wasn't able to get in contact with him over the phone and hasn't spoken to him since his disappearance, so I wonder how Kyle recieved this note.

Perhaps passed to him in class? Shoved under his door? Left in his locker?
+ July 11, 2007 02:52 PM +
stephanie in asheville, nc
This was laught out loud funny. Since I have the same name as the writer I tried to pretend that I wrote this in 6th grade and it made it even funnier. Too bad I wasn't as bad-ass.
+ August 04, 2007 06:06 PM +
chelserz in denton, tx
"i will slap her in the eye..."

gratuitous violence...gotta love it. i especially enjoy the love always at the end.
+ September 26, 2007 03:55 PM +
Tori in South Cackalackie
Oh no! Not the eye slap! LOL!!!!!!!!
+ October 11, 2007 10:49 AM +
babe in the woods
I bet she doesn't like it.
+ October 11, 2007 01:14 PM +
slap in the eye
slap in the eye? wouldn't that be "eyes"?


OMG! one of the girls is a cyclops!!!!!
+ October 29, 2007 10:06 AM +
la diva latina in NYC
no, girl- don't slap her- slap HIM! LMAO!!!
+ January 28, 2008 08:44 AM +
stephanie in colorado springs
It's always the best when your name is included...

Maybe if Kyle wasn't such an insensitive prick, Charlene wouldn't have to suffer for it.

Friggin Charlene.
+ March 27, 2008 04:15 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
Kimberly, that's hilarious! "Kyle needs to ditch Stephanie like she ditched question marks."

I can't stop laughing!!
+ April 15, 2008 06:28 PM +
Niwo in DC
Babe in the woods, your comment was the most hilarious part of this whole find. HAHAHA! Thank you.
+ April 23, 2008 12:23 PM +

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