March 23, 2006

This Fruit Meal
FOUND by Amanda Rose
While flying cross-country last year, I requested the vegan in-flight meal, out of curiosity. After I'd finished, I picked up the tray to toss it in the trash, and found this note underneath. The main portion actually hadn't been fruit, but beans and rice, with a few strawberries on the side. I found it interesting that it would be classified as a "fruit" meal, especially since I was bound for the notoriously gay city of San Francisco.
Tingle Boyjohnson in Found HQ
"Fruit Meal??!!!" Hellllllloooooooo! This Delta Airlines flight must have be en route to San Francisco!

xo, Tingle Boyjohnson
+ December 07, 2006 08:52 PM +
I am the other me in need of a nap
Aren't beans fruit? Magical fruit?
+ February 08, 2007 10:47 AM +
Eggs1234 in Yo Face, Suckaz!
Hey, Tingle BJ, Amanda said right in her comment on her find that the flight was SF bound. Get yer head out of yer butt already.
+ February 08, 2007 12:15 PM +
Jasmine
Yep, beans are fruits. We learned that in biology yesterday. Just thought I'd share. =)
+ February 08, 2007 08:32 PM +
Tom in Publications
This <u>comment</u> was prepared especially for you.
+ February 09, 2007 10:59 AM +
Steph in Phoenix, Az
Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you ___________.
+ March 01, 2007 01:54 PM +
Kevward in Dallas,TX
Toot!
Thanks Steph, for letting me feel that I accomplished something today.
+ March 28, 2007 12:14 AM +
Wilma Fingerdoo in Fingerland
If it was a gay "fruit meal" there would have been bananas and kiwis! Since it was headed to San Francisco, no cherries.
+ June 07, 2007 02:52 PM +
Christy in Texas
I've gotten these vegan meals before. I stopped ordering them when I started to worry they probably bought me points toward some kind of watch-list status. They taste like ass anyway.
+ July 04, 2007 04:00 AM +
Ultra High Ninety Gown in your bed
Maybe you've had too many "tossed salads" Christy. (Sorry, I just learned a new thing and I can't get it out of my head.)
+ September 22, 2007 08:16 PM +
Shali in grrrrapids
D: I want a fruit meal.
+ October 10, 2007 09:47 PM +
bungee guy in a can of pickeled apricoe halves
i love how it was expressly made for you but they didn't have the time to just write it on there. so personal and so mass-produced at the same time.
+ October 29, 2007 10:10 AM +
alice in wonderland, with Chiquita Banana
& don't forget Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you ________.
+ January 13, 2008 09:28 PM +
Fruitless in the BayArea in Best Coast
So, I am glad that we are on the same level about beans being fruit. Nobody touched on the fact that a) Rice is NOT a fruit, it's grain and b) believe it or not, there are straight people who live in San Francisco. We eat fruit, including beans, especially with rice and in burritos. And a "Burrito" is not a code word for anything lewd, ok? It's meal.
+ January 29, 2008 11:43 AM +
Winston in Durham
TOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!Man, do I feel like a 4 year old.
+ February 20, 2008 02:23 PM +
me in my house
fart fart fart fart fart fartfartfart fart fart fart fart fart tooooooooooot fart fart fart fart
+ March 03, 2008 08:11 AM +
kb in MA
I just went on a trip to Italy, and I am a vegetarian so I requested the vegetarian meal. AirFrance served me fried pineapple and rice among other fried vegetables for my main course... no fruit stamps though.
+ May 09, 2008 03:25 PM +

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