March 26, 2006

Don't Ask, Don't Tell
FOUND by Abby Perry in Monterey, California
This was in the bushes near the smoking area of my barracks, folded in half with the words facing outwards, as if it was one of those nametags you put on your desk. I'm terribly curious what situation called for a nametag saying "I'm wearing women's underwear."
... in ...
Congratulations!
+ November 09, 2006 05:54 PM +
jennifer in Calgary
perhaps it was one of those nametags given to an individual unknowingly
+ November 26, 2006 09:50 AM +
DerPixie in Ireland
It is worth considering the story behind this note, if you first decide the writer is not a man.
+ November 29, 2006 06:05 AM +
Tori in ...
The writing seems somewhat feminine. Perhaps a group of women had to do some sort of confessions game with notes and one could think of nothing better.

Or maybe the feminine writing is easily explained by the confession of a male writer.
+ December 03, 2006 02:00 AM +
Alyssa in AZ
That is a woman's handwriting. My guess is that Jennifer was right- someone put that nametag up in front of some poor oblivious guy as a prank.
+ December 09, 2006 09:38 AM +
jo in sydney, australia
its the sergents for sure, for his little pet corpal name
+ January 09, 2007 01:48 AM +
Sara in NY
Theory: a school-age girl wrote it, tore it from her notebook, and stuck it on some guy's back. Probably the same guy that likes to poke fun at her. Take that!
+ January 20, 2007 09:37 AM +
Kin
What would a schoolgirl be doing in the barracks?
The plot thickens...
+ January 21, 2007 01:29 PM +
Kimo in Arizona
Monterey California -- the only military barracks in Monterey are at the Defense Language Institute, where they train military linguists. This is the sort of joke we used to play on others when I was a student there in 1990. Sorta the military intelligence version of "kick me".
+ February 07, 2007 09:03 AM +
Tom in Publications
Lola, lo lo lo lo lo lola
+ February 09, 2007 10:51 AM +
Lori in albeelorelei05@aol.com
ME TOO!!!
+ February 14, 2007 07:50 AM +
Chrissy in PA
That guy should it and swallow it
+ February 15, 2007 10:07 PM +
Alli in Jersey
or it could be quotes from movies... Shrek 2... said to Pinnochio "Say something crazy, like, 'I'm wearing women's underwear'". ...and he was...
+ February 18, 2007 10:21 PM +
Former Korean Stuident in DLI in San Francisco in 1988
I AM NOT AN ADVERB!!!

+ February 26, 2007 12:05 AM +
Wishing I could smoke in my office
When I was there we did the same thing, but we did it in different languages!
+ March 15, 2007 12:31 PM +
fading away in canadiana
hazing. even during liberal arts orientation, we still had to discuss pedophilic instincts and stick bras on all the gents. i shudder to think of what's done in the military.
+ March 30, 2007 07:16 PM +
Vanessa in Salinas (close to monterey), ca
all the DLI guys ive ever met in monterey would love to have school girls in their barraks... even if they are rather intelligent, they're still horndogs
+ April 04, 2007 10:41 AM +
JessicaPC in South Carolina
Awesome. Me too. It's really cute, from Victoria's Secret and all. Fancy.
+ April 10, 2007 11:28 PM +
very tired in in the library
I love the idea that it is the military version of "kick me"... maybe I'll use this sometime...
+ May 05, 2007 04:26 PM +
Aaron in New York
I don't think that this has to be a girl's handwriting. It is very characteristic way of writing for someone who is trying to learn calligraphy. The unusual brush stroke shape and ink color help to confirm that. And actually, as calligraphy goes, I would say that looks like a rather masculine hand writing.
+ June 19, 2007 10:34 PM +
Jeremiah in United Kingdom
This looks to me precisely like the "secret information" that has to be elicited from someone by a trainee interrogator during training role plays
+ August 17, 2007 10:57 PM +
Jonathan in UK too
Good thinking, Jeremiah. Or maybe a party game 'twenty questions' type thing, like
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/787 ?
Must remember to make sure I don't get interrogated by you, eh.
+ September 26, 2007 06:38 PM +
lunatic in sane
"That's what *she* said!" Oh, wait...
+ September 30, 2007 06:22 PM +
Clownface in Hingham, MA
I am a sexuality educator and this is the sort of thing I might use in an activity for a class on gender bending. I'd give everyone in the class a tag they have to wear on their backs, and then all the classmates mill around interacting with each other as if their "label" is true. They, they have to guess what it says by the way the other people in the class treat them. Or, vice versa, the people in class have to guess what the person's label is by the way they interact in the forced milling. Other labels might be "I'm a man trapped in a woman's body," or "I've never questioned my gender identity."
+ October 19, 2007 09:24 PM +
tori in gb
one of my favourite finds to date!
+ October 26, 2007 03:06 PM +
Voices in side your head
Maybe this supposed to be sent to Postsecret, but then he thought somebody might see it before it left the base and figure out he was the one who wrote it, so he pitched it.
+ January 16, 2008 12:35 AM +
Lance Pants in a trance
Well, you can tell the American Apparel model sure ain't. Yowza!
+ February 16, 2008 06:28 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
directed here by accident, feb 18, 2008.
+ February 18, 2008 06:49 AM +

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