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May 04, 2008 |
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Robot Bathroom
FOUND by Carly T.
in Cape Girardeau, Missouri
I found this in the hallway at my old high school. I'm not sure I want to know what might have been the topic of conversation when this was written.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Haha! That's just something I never thought about before. But it's true.
True, but bathrooms need robots.
That would revolutionize my Saturday cleaning ritual.
I like robots. And the ones on the Robots movie needed bathrooms.. (the one with Rodney Copperbottom..)
also, I like those bladder control medication commercials with the dudes made out of plumbing pipes. they're not exactly robots, but they're cool.
notes from a list/speech about the pros and cons of robots?
Frogs don't need bicycles, either. The list is endless.
I beg to differ, as it looks like this note has been peed on. Perhaps by a robot?
Robots also don't need lunch breaks or paychecks or encouragement from the boss.
When we'd ask my Dad a stupid yes answer question sometimes he'd reply " Does a frog bump his ass when he hops? ". Farmer just reminded me of that.
Or, " Does a bear shit in the woods? " Say what you will, I miss Dad.
Like hell!
i imagine this note was the answer to a verbal "how can you hold it so long?!" followed by an awful glare from a teacher.
then where do they pee?
Sometimes, I wish I were a robot!
if they eat corn for energy, what do they do with the waste!?
I don't know why, but this brought to mind the robot on "Robot Chicken" humping the slot machine.....
because...they...can leak anywhere?
The distant future, the year 2000.
The Humans are dead.
this reminds me of drawings by tim cook at le silencieux
its also a quote from an episode of futurama
Then what are they using all that toilet paper for?
Maybe discussing this?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/04/business/04m
Whoops. It was an article on robots being designed to perform surgery.
south park. awesome-o. cartman. quote.
Buhwahahahahahahaha!
and that is why robots are going to win the war against humans.
This changes everything!
@ Coco: We used poisonous gases. And we poisoned their asses.
How the hell did I miss this?!!
One day very early in our relationship, my girlfriend looked deep into my eyes and told me, "I'm a robot. I only eat metal."
Not only did that reaffirm my belief that she's THE ONE for me, it made me wonder about the whole bathroom thing. I see her go into the can, but what she does in there is unknown to me. I'll have to ask her if this proclamation is true.
Em & Coco:
lol
Binary solo:
0000001
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0000001
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0000001
0000001
0000001
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Once again without emotion...
@Flargy, you must've been asleep at the wheel.
Maybe robots don't NEED bathrooms, but they just WANT them. As long as she's not chowin' down on the metal fixtures, I'd leave well enough alone. 8-)
storyline a:
The note was one of many in a scribbled students' conversation:
student a: hey! i so have to go to the bathroom!
student b: evil-teacher won't let you! remember what happened to jennifer when she dared to ask!
a: yeah! wonder why evil-teacher never has to sneak out!
b: (see exhibit)
storyline b:
this IS what happened to jennifer when she dared to ask. evil-teacher made her write this sentence 100 times. but having written it one time, jen had to get another sheet of paper due to...ummm...certain circumstances.
either way, what I definitely don't want to know is what the yellow stuff on the paper is in this context...
it looks like the writing on a school bathroom wall. maybe the person who wrote it just thinks the people in the school are all the same...a stepford wives type of idea?