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May 25, 2008 |
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I Love Nutz & Butz
FOUND by Dave Savage
in Cleveland, Ohio
Some co-workers found this in the middle of a legal pad at work, but I'm the only one who thought it was worth saving. It cracks me up every time I read it.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I bet the writer will be amazed at how much better a he he can be once he has had a b.m.
The little butterfly over Geoff's name is just too much! ROFLMAO
Hummmmmm . . . . . .
I think the strange series of drawings at the top of the page is a cryptic illustration of the "nutz & butz" statement--and the "nutz" in question resemble a butterfly somewhat--a butterfly flying towards the "butz" in question.
Ok, it's true, I am sleep-deprived, so maybe I am inventing things.
One thing is for sure, 9 days is way too long.
OMGoodness!!! This is too much!!! Better be seeing a Doctor about that bowel problem!!!
Too much s*x up the poop shoot will do that!!!
"I LOVE NUTZ! & BUTZ!" - Is why I'm thinking that!
..OH. MY. GOD....
OK. Artistically, it's intriguing. It appears that someone had written on the previous page of the legal pad with red Sharpie, and there was some dotty bleedthrough.
Someone else came along with the blue pen, connected some dots, and made an interesting abstract image- (cave drawings) One character's "head" is a V, the other looks like a 2.
The crazy thing at the "groin" area of V looks more like a little monkey to me. (and the other one, near 2's butt? well, looks like, as it's whirling toward its target, the little anal-dwelling butt monkey whirls so fast you cant see its legs anymore.) They have hooky little arms like the Barrel of Monkeys monkeys.
I think that then a third person wrote the stuff in black pen, but wrote it in mockery of Geoff. I don't think it's Geoff writing his own "note to self" and list of faves. (and note about the poopie thing.) I think someone's making fun of him.
Isn't Dave Savage like, the BEST name EVER!?
Dave Savage is the kind of name that you'd have to call him by both names all the time. like "hey, do you want to call dave savage, see if he's coming over for a beer". "that looks like dave savage's coat, isnt he into G-Unit?". "Dave Savage rocks".
those are crazy doodles on the top of the page. This find is very very cool. I love it, tho it makes absolutely no sense to me.
where do you work, Dave Savage?
This is fabulous!!! What a happy little note, even the fact of constipation seems to be said with joy and excitement. The funny little drawing remind me of The Dancing Men Sherock Holmes mystery.
What is preparation H?
Effie,
Preparation H is a goo that comes in a toothpaste tube that fisherman rub on their lures to make the fish bite. Also movie stars use it to get rid of the bags under their eyes in the morning.
Effie, Preparation H is an onitment or cream used to treat hemorroids/piles.
It can be used for under-eye swelling but I've never heard of fishermen having any use for it unless they've been sitting too long.
Puckhog, fisherman will put WD 40 on their lures, too. Anything that makes them think the fish will bite. I dont think any of it works. I just go to the fresh fish dept at the grocery store, and ask them to throw me a piece of fish, then tell people i caught it. (well, i'm not lyin)
(*sssssniiiiffff.f... mmmmm.. haaaaaaaa.*) I love the smell of WD-40. If it wasn't bad to have it sink into the system via skin contact, I'd wear WD-40 as a fragrance.
I never heard of the magic it works for fishermen- my co-worker told me about that just the other day when I was using WD-40 on my roller blade wheels.
My SIL's grandmother used to put it on her knees, for the artheritis, dontcha know.
The magnify button makes it smaller.
I think the writer is in love with Geoff. Maybe these were doodles made during a boring meeting at work. Maybe about safety in the workplace. Isn't it amazing what people think about when minds wander..
Wouldn't it have been easier to just say that Geoff is gay?
I think somebody jokingly wrote this in the center of Geoff's notebook to embarrass him, or fuel a few inside jokes.
It's clearly female handwriting and touches on a few embarrassing topics and concerns.
Isn't preparation H the stuff models put on their thighs and butts to counteract cellulite supposedly?
My grandmother put Preparation H on her face every night before she go to bed. She is convinced that it will keep her skin young and beautifull, that it will prevents darks spots to appears and such.
All i know is that it stink.
And that my grandmother still look old.
And that it's sad she dont accept that she is aging and that aging is beautifull.
I guess placebo effect convinced her to continu doing it.
Oh well. who cares.
I would be looking at all my co-workers, wondering who wrote this note... It should be easy enuff to figure out, you gotta be kinda grumpy after 9 days.
@ Me in ...??
Well -- I've also heard that a key ingredient in [possibly] "Olay"?" products is - embalming fluid. Faces need to be preserved!
All I can say is that this find makes my brain do loop-de-loops.
And Being the best is a genius for figuring out how the top doodles came to be!
Ha Ha! Yep, that's my submission. It was found in the dumpster at American Greetings. Combine boring meetings and creative people and volumes of this stuff is produced. With about 3000 people working in the building, I've got no idea who the author or Geoff are.
Funny... all this talk about WD 40. thats what it smelled like at my work today. and someone told me i should start wearing it as perfume because he liked the smell of it
@Camelia, embalming fluid? Ewww... never heard that one. But I love my Oil of Delay. *wink*
This is a very funny find! I don't think Geoff is gay, just very in touch with his feminine & religious side. And like another poster, I think this was written by a woman (who likes Geoff). I know a Dave Savage in a different city and his 2 brothers Kevin & Billy. I do love the last name Savage; it is cool. Except on that conservative talk show host.
@SavageMonster, this is a gem in the world of found nuggets. Thanks!
Hooray! the Finder checked in! Your Savage Monsters are awesome, Dave Savage!
Dave Savage, your info gives this find a new slant. Now I'm seeing it as a doodling brainstorm session of greeting card slogans..
Hmm a new slant: brainstorming for greeting cards..
Haven't shit in 9 days?
Call a doctor!
And get well soon!
This must've been from American Greeting's Booty series.
Immediately followed by Colon Health Celebrations. "Bust a move(ment)today!"
Seems like a great attitude for someone who has constipation. Or a blockage. I'd have called a doctor days ago.
"Nutz & Butz" could be the name of a candy/nut and cigarette store. ? A really bad name...
Dave Savage, you're the greatest.
@Cathryn, "Nuts & Butz" is the name of the office where a psychiatrist and a proctologist have a joint practice.
Chubby Hubby is one of my favorite Ben & Jerry's flavors too, but it doesn't give me hemmorhoids.
I think Christina has it right as to how this came to be.
Man, Geoff has some horrible taste.
Funny note, though.
Dave Savage... Do you know a Kelly Burns? Cuz ya sound awful familiar...
I don't think I know a Kelly Burns. Or at least I can't remember her at the moment. And there are a lot of Dave Savages running around...a lot more than you'd think.
am I the only one who sees that "I'm the best me I can be!" is in different handwriting than the rest of the note?
I could have lived my entire life without reading that. *Shudder* Bad mental images....must get them out!
WOW!!! that is the funniest thing I have seen in a minute.
Nuts loves you back! Have not laughed this hard in months. Hilarious!