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April 19, 2008 |
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Bad Regina
FOUND by Jake
in On a roadtrip
I was on a roadtrip and had to pee. I pulled over, found a great spot and out of the corner of my eye spotted this note sticking out of a bush. It cracks me up everytime I read it!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Promises Promises Promises..... lol Wonder what the more they are referring to is hmmm
hmm..looks like ya peed on it a little.
First I thought it said "I was on a rooftop and had to pee... I pulled over.." then I realized that didn't make sense at all so I re-read it.
@hgfdhg in gfhdf -- hahaha! oh ya!
the smoke is my favorite part.
Should have posted this on 4/20. But still one of my favorite finds. I wonder what it says on the back.
How appropriate for the weekend!
@Kelsey: Hey, check your calendar!
@UtahChick: Someone needs to reread section 89. ;)
@Kelsey: Oops. You're right. I should have checked mine.
@L: Start the holiday a little early, did we? ;)
Is it a bad thing that this is the proposition of my dreams...
So simple. So illegal. So what.
Happy Holidaze
This looked like a penis to me at first. I think I need more sleep.
Is that a smoking phallus? Also, who is Regina and why is she so bad?
We have had some drugs in the past week. I'm glad this carries on the tradition. I like the very well drawn pipe and then the crazy, excited sprawled writing.
What's with, "oh, ja"?
@Kitrona, I think the confused image is intentional. That's probably what "and more" refers to...smoke a little weed, get relaxed, and then play it the way it lays. Pun intended.
I agree with the dude that said it looked like it had already been peed on. Eeeew!
Umm, I'm a little confused. Ditto to what eco asked, "who is Regina, and why is she so bad?" Does this have to do with the other side of the note we can't read? Also, why does the mouthpiece on the pipe look like a baby bottle nipple?
@Emily: I agree. The smoke is groovy.
@Kitrona: I think basil is right. It looks like a penis to me, too.
I was also wondering what this had to do with Regina...
Another phallic drug find. How appropriate! And so foundy that it was in a bush! To me, this is aesthetically pleasing.
jake, you are so punny. "cracks me up" hahahahhahahaha!!!!!
ps these spam questions keep getting trickier...
What an oddly phallic shaped pipe. What I want to know is if there is a condition to being able to puff on the phallic pipe. "All this and more could be yours" if...?
It is very weiner-like.
"oh, ya!" hah, favorite part.
I to love the smoke. I think this pipe was traced out, like the pipe was on the paper and was traced around it. I love the little heart at the top. I think its a love note, a love of weed.. LOL. No,, more then weed is what this note is after from the person it is written too.. I too wish we could read the entire note on ther other side..
Pot jokes are funny, and these comments are hilarious. I don't know why, but I really love pot jokes. Pot jokes always make me laugh. And I don't even smoke pot. But I like people who smoke pot. When people smoke pot they are just fun to hang out with. Maybe it's because I'm a weed too.
We can share sights and sounds over the internet but we can't share smells. One can only imagine the mix of scents infused in this scrap of paper.
I hope Jake washed his hands.
Y'all are funny today. :o)
ICBWB I think the Regina mentioned is a city in Alberta. Perhaps that was the post mark on the find or when Jake submitted the find he gave a bit more detail on where he decided to water the fauna.
Regina is in the province of Saskatchewan....
The title makes it especially funny for me eh.
Thanks for the correction. Even if I knew, I'm not sure I could have spelled Saskatchewan correctly anyway.
I like the heart up in the corner.
Reminds me of commercials...
"But wait -- there's more!"
"I think the Regina mentioned is a city in Alberta"
Way to go, you dumb yank.
I doubt that is a pee stain; more likely bong juice, which is much worse.
@whatev in Canada, well that was rather rude. At least I knew it was a place and not a person.
One begs your pardon, but one IS a person.
Thank you. That is all.
@Lars: come out, come out wherever you are....
<--All this and more could get you arrested! Oh ya!
@ whatev in Canada
Save it for the ice ... I mean really being rude like that after Freonz was thankful for the correction and polite it makes you look like the dumb one. Besides let's try to keep our sterotypes of beer happy hockey loving bc bud smoking peaceful respectful and our cleanliness alive ...No need to go name calling. Even if many of our teams are falling out of the playoffs to play golf. Besides what fun is name calling if you don't have deadly blades on your feet a stick in your hand and a cold hard surface under you ^_^
Anywho do you really think you might not get confused in the morning over an americain city's state ?
@ Freonz
No problem and understandable Saskatchewan isn't a simple spell. It sure is fun to say though than again so is regina hee hee cities that sound dirty are fun. I'm sorry a fellow Canadian was rude to you as well. Hockey season brings out the worst in everyone.
whatev in Canada is a huge buzzkill, eh?
Freon is the star in all of my freaking hallucinations! xo
The water marks make it look artistic and trippy. I also thought it was a penis at first.
@E.R. II, begging your pardon, your Highness. No disrespect intended.
@Close but not quite, thank you. :o)
Clear up one point for me, please. I've always pronounced Regina as Ra-gee-na, but know the Canadian city is pronounced Ra-gii-na. Do Canadians pronouce the name the same as the city?
@A Ghost, yup!
@Lance Pants, aww! I'm honored. I'll try not to disappoint. *wink*
Unda mi sensi, mi unda mi sensi
oh whoaaaa, weeoooh
@ Freonz
First off you are most welcome.
Though I've actually only met a handful of regina's in my life everyone seems to pronounce the name Ra-gee-na. The city is all on it's own in it's dirty soundingness hee hee.
Side note even spam protection is getting in on the holiday spirit >.< 420 fun for all...
Even if I've yet to even try the stuff and likely never will. I appreciate the culture ^_^
I'm glad I'm not alone in my dirty-mindedness! XD
If you listen to recordings of the 1953 Coronation, it's odd to hear the choir in that famous anthem shouting "Vy-vat! Vy-vat! Vy-vat Ree-jye-na!" Sounds oddly vulgar.
Oscar Wilde boasted that he could compose an instant joke on any subject. Someone asked him to do one about Queen Victoria, so quick as a flash he replied
"Her Majesty is not a subject." Ho ho.
I wonder if he would have pronounced her name "Victoria Re-jye-na" -- potential for some lewd jokes there.
Mind you, Her late Majesty was quite partial to a bit of the old marital heigh-ho herself. The polite word for it was 'philoprogenitive'.
And you wondered why Prince Albert died young.
@Freonz Regina and Norfolk should get together.;0
(Pronounce it Nor-f**k, for those who don't know.)
A lot of drug Finds lately, is someone trying to tell this bear something?
@Smallbear, yes, I've heard it said that the only time the f-bomb is legally dropped on-air is when pronouncing the name of that certain city in Virginia. Or is the ver-jye-na?
I agree it looks somewhat like a baby bottle nipple/phallic symbol of some sort, but it's actually pretty accurate, even for how crudely it's drawn.
@Freonz if you listen carefully you will hear the correct pronunciation on air, which is Norf**k. If you listen even more carefully, you'll hear an announcer wimp out and say Norfolk, which I heard the other week.They said it wrong 3 or 4 times and I found it annoying every time.
Maybe,it is Ver-jye-na. If so, then Ver-jye-na and Re-jye-na should get together.:0
Instant response to the drawing: sigh...
Even more accurate might be the people from Norfolk (Norf**kers? HAHAHA - I never thought of that), who pronounce it "nawwwf**k". (The rest of us in Va say "norf**k".)
When I lived in Canada, my hubbie and I couldn't help but do Beavis and Butthead hehehehs whenever we heard Regina pronounced. What about a pianist in Regina?
I had stopped to pee somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
When I went to Nice last month, I met a retired math teacher who had been Prince Albert's teacher in Monaco. He said that Princess Grace (Kelly). told him she did not want her son to be treated any differently from any of the other students. He said the family was very nice, and Albert was very well-behaved, although not very good at math.
This is about all I know concerning royal families and there may be an error in it somewhere. For example, did Prince Albert really die young? I am unsure. There may be more than one prince named Albert.
I have been to Barstow. That is for sure.
Internet research suggests there is more than one Prince Albert.
@ Clover -- I thought Prince Albert was in the can!?!
Another Re-jy-na story:
My (sweet & innocent) grandmother had a vacuum cleaner, brand name (you guessed it!!)
Needless to say, she pronounced it the naughty way, and she called the machine by the brand name.
-- "Could you get my Re-jy-na out for me?"
-- "I was running my Re-jy-na the other day..."
Once more, I had to gently bring up topics such as Rhyming, and Common Pronunciation.
[somebody told me once "Mothers are hard people to raise!" I guess that goes for grandmothers too!]
Jonathan, you probably know that yes indeed, she would be "Victoria Re-gynae" as the English always pronounce every language besides their own as if it were poorly written English. But then so do the French, whom I have heard more than one refer to Los Angeles as "L'os Engelee"--a jellied bone.
@Camelia & Clover, the Prince Albert Jonathan refers to is the prince consort of the late Queen Victoria, she out living him by 40 years or so.
Yes, he is the one pictured on the tobacco can. No, he's not the son of Grace Kelly.
...all this discussion about pro-nown-ciations is such a buzzkill! Let's all just get back to admiring the smoke swirls and the little heart...thanx!
Hmm... I know both a Regina AND a Jake... Hopefully the 420 celebrations are going well!!
PPL!! Regina is the capital of Saskatchewan!!
It is, but how would a city be bad? I think a person's name (maybe who Jake was on the roadtrip with) would make more sense...
Is it sad that that makes me think of Dane Cook?