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June 14, 2008 |
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Kitty
FOUND by Alex Klehfoth
in Indianapolis, Indiana
Found at 14th and Emerson back in 2004.
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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batmaaaaaan!
Yeah, ok, it's Catwoman, but I don't know the Catwoman song.
What's with the Ghost Slime creeping in around the door knob? She's going to have to push with more than just one hand to keep that outside.
Her left hand is at an extremely awkward-looking angle.
A tantalizing vixen yes, but my eye is drawn to the terrible oil painting of the bald eagle.
Totally found at a thrift store, bought and displayed because it's so bad.
Well. Let's hope so anyway. I think I actually saw this chick tonight, dancing to the musical stylings of Blyndspot. Whoo! That was fun!
I think this is the thrift store
I'd like to see her in that same outfit, but without the creepy mask & horns. Or naked. Either way.
No contest with my favourite Masked Lady --
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What are those strange javelin-like objects leaning against the door frame? One of them appears to have some sort of colorful tribal streamers tied to the tip. Also, and this is just a chick opinion, she is really too thick in the middle to pull off the latex/leather top on this outfit. And did anyone notice the strange turtle toy on top of whatever that shelf thingy is? Looks like he's checking her out. I think the marks around the door knob are from her victims trying to scratch and claw to open the door and find their way out in the dark after she's gone to sleep. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
here kitty kitty
Those are her magic wands next to the door. With her super strangth super sut and four arms (two are invisible, duh) she can wield all of them at once, effortlessly. She twirls around in the sky like Sailor Moon, waving her four wands and showering herself in glitter-sparkles as she calls out the magic words: "Magic! Door slime! Eagle! Turtle!" She is just about to go out and fight evil-doers -- maybe she has a date with the boy in the Asid Meldle Fire Ruber Super Rocks suit from today's other find.
Meeeoooooooowww!
"Here I am Batman!"
I'm noticing the dirt and grime around the door frame!
Paint much???
What a bad painting on the back wall, check out the tail. It takes away from the sexy, wannabe, Catwoman. Are those pole vault poles behind her? I can just see her jumping with those in that outfit. I like the boots though.
Is that a ninja turtle on the top of that shelf?
That's a really wide front door.
I think the "door slime" is dog scratch marks from a dog trying desperately to get OUT.
And the photo made me think that she is super proud and excited to show off her new implants at the Halloween party. (She looks cute...slutty, but cute).
This reminds me of the Halloween party I went to in Ft. Lauderdale dressed as the superhero “The Impregnator”. I wore a purple unitard with a gold codpiece, a velvet cape and a giant (broken) condom as a hat. I had an acrylic wand with little “tadpoles” painted on it that would “impregnate” any woman that was touched by it. This worked out very well for me as it was at this party that I met Jenna Tolls whom after getting intimately acquainted with invited me to work with her and Anita Cox in the IMAX remake of “Deep Throat”. This was a thrilling experience! (Aside from the constant shaving.) As it turned out, the producers were unable to book any theaters and the entire project had to be converted to VHS. It has recently been converted to 1080p Blu-Ray Disc for which I have yet to see any royalties. Anyway Jenna Tolls was dressed kind of like the girl in the picture. That's what reminded me of this.
Puckhog, your story reminds me a Ron Jeremy movie called "The Penetrator" I'm not going to elaborate.
Adolescent Ursula Andress in a push-up training bra.
Oh Lizzy B, we chicks shouldn't be so harsh on one another. She is not too "thick in the middle" for the outfit. I think she looks cute and I don't think her boobs are fake, just pushed up.
Don't be hard on the poor kid, just a young girl having fun.
In fact she could be the Masked Lady's daughter -- conceived that very night...
Indeed, as this photo was Found in 2004 there could already be another little kitty by now, ready to carry on the tradition. I imagine this was a big old semi-derelict spooky house the kids had taken over for Halloween, so there'd be lots of hidey holes and cobwebby cupboards...
I christen her "Claudette."
I can't get over Claudette's left arm. It's like she's got two right arms. But, since she's got a properly matched (right/left) set of hands, it looks like she's got a left hand growing out of her (left) right arm.
I know Hallowe'en's supposed to be creepy, but creepy in this way?
What could I say about Claudette
that wouldn't come back to haunt me?
Finally had to give her up
'bout the time she began to want me...
Me-ow.
I agree about the two right arms, very weird.
Also weird are the huge flag poles behind her. They remind me of the ones old men carry in parades. Like Knights of Columbus or something. Maybe her father's or grandfather's? Or she could be a color guard at school.
The younger half of her face seems very young to me, maybe 14ish? I think she's just very excited she's finally old enough (and sporting the "goods") to pull of a mature costume. It is probably the pivotal year of younger halloweens, where one wants to be their hero or something scary to older halloweens, where girls choose to be anything that can be dressed up in a cute or sexy way.
Oh, R.J., there are so many questions
Claudette wanted to answer
but the poles, the poles beckoned
her to a career as a flag dancer.
Not a front door, me thinks. It is a door to an adjoining room, or another house/apt. unit/motel room.
That way it is easy to move the furniture back and forth.
I'm thinking she looks kind of like Jay's vision woman from earlier this week.
this reminds me of a creepy girl that goes to my school.
i really don't like that girl.
I personally enjoy the eagle painting. I wonder if catwoman painted it herself........
I once knew a girl named Claudette Shannon. I thought that was a cool name.
Maybe it's not Halloween, she could just like to dress up...
Her left arm does look freakish. No one's arm can twist that far around and the palm remain so flat. Maybe she's one of those people in the circus side show. It would explain the costume and the tribal-looking spears.
The eagle painting looks like a paint-by-numbers kit
Y'all're crazy, almost everybody's arms can do that.
Cute girl! This is why I love halloween. It's the one time a year that you can truly get away with dressing like a 'ho and noone thinks badly about you afterwards.
A prodigiously pooping bald eagle next to giant brown beer bottle. Althought the competition for acceptance is fierce, this lovely painting might qualify for inclusion in the Museum of Bad Art collection. What? Check them out: museumofbadart.org.
What is that green thing on the railing?
I disagree Tori, I will think badly of you. Fancy dress should be proper costumes, something interesting. I hate girls who do the sexy devil/sexy witch/sexy catwoman/naughty school girl fancy dress costumes. Be sexy in every day life, at halloweeen you should rot. So says I.
QueenVelveeta: That's a turtle's head, either ceramic or stuffed - hard to say.
All I can think of is Jim Gaffigan going "Kitty want some candyyyy!"