May 26, 2006

The Bacon
FOUND by Kizzi Little in Savannah, Georgia
I found this inside a book in my school's library.
Matt in Kansas City
I also find myself wanting to bring home the bacon.
+ January 17, 2007 11:27 AM +
Emmy in Wyoming
This is definatly my favorite find.
+ January 18, 2007 03:48 PM +
Lucy Van Pelt in Canada
Mmmmmmm bacon.......
+ January 23, 2007 09:31 PM +
Miss Gwen in Iowa
Wasn't that some kinda '70's commercial for some rank ass perfume?
+ January 25, 2007 10:03 PM +
Tammy in Germany
I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in a pan
and never, never, never
let you forget you're a man
cause I'm a woman
Enjoli!

Launched by the design house of Revlon in 1978, Enjoli by Revlon is classified as a flowery fragrance. This feminine scent posesses a blend of: a green scent, mixed with citrus, flowers and patchouli,with warm tones of amber and musk. It is recommended for romantic wear.


YEAH IT SMELLS NASTY!!!!!

+ January 31, 2007 10:07 AM +
fiendish in a bowl of milk
I really like the "Well, I'll even..." It reads a bit like song lyrics. Hmm.
+ February 05, 2007 05:41 PM +
jenna in long island
'i'll bring home the turky if you bring home the bacon'. weezer song lyrics.
+ February 08, 2007 10:55 PM +
stephanie in asheville, nc
Jenna- I was thinking of the exact same song as I was reading this note.
+ March 04, 2007 09:26 AM +
Hayley in Panama City, FL
Actually I'm pretty sure the "Well" is actually "Hell" which makes this note all the more endearing.
+ March 05, 2007 04:09 PM +
Stranger in a strange land
Hell, I usually end up washing dishes (or cleaning house) after words, too. Unpleasant words, that is. . .
+ March 29, 2007 10:13 AM +
Heather in Astoria, Queens
My very favorite find. The author is so desperately assured.
+ April 02, 2007 08:22 PM +
Danielle in MA
Jenna and Stephanie--I 100% broke out into song.
+ April 03, 2007 07:57 PM +
Grace in Georgia
sounds like my kind of man! lol
+ May 08, 2007 08:51 AM +
Caroline in soifu879ujh
Jenna, Stephanie, and Danielle, it also reminded me of "El Scorcho" by Weezer.
Good call. :)
+ May 16, 2007 07:28 PM +
Jesse in wausau, wisconsin
This made me giggle.
+ June 04, 2007 12:56 PM +
dr. pepper [da soda] is my lover in ...
...?
+ June 16, 2007 06:30 PM +
Fryin' that bacon up in a pan
"I can bring home the bacon/fry it in a pan/and never let you forget/that you're a man/'cause I'm a W-O-M-A-N/that's what I am/doin' what I can"

Salt n' Pepa lyrics- "Ain't Nuthin' but a She Thing"
+ June 21, 2007 09:58 PM +
Bugg in NY
OK This is sad but.....I listen to the 40's channel on DTV while I work. I work at home and I find the big band music is pleasant without having any sentimental distraction. So I can say (in my Cliffy-from-Cheers voice) that this song was originally a hit in the WWII era, then converted to a commercial for the above referenced "nasty-ass perfum" and I'm sure lots of other things as well. :oP
+ July 20, 2007 10:41 AM +
Doug in beads of sweat
Actually the song is from the 60's, and performed by Peggy Lee. She might have written it too.

This version reads like a quote from a bad play.
+ August 14, 2007 10:21 PM +
Drew Thompson in Toronto
For Christ sake... It's a chauvinistic methaphor... He is simply saying that he doesn't want his wife to work... Everything after the first line is merely exaggeration of the initial point...
+ September 28, 2007 12:42 PM +
eve in love
Sounds like my kind of woman!
+ September 30, 2007 06:08 PM +
Jacqueline in htown
best part of the best song

=w= for lyfe
+ November 20, 2007 04:25 PM +
nutterbutter in oklahoma
what if it were a woman? like some crazed overachiever feminist who has a husband telling her she doesn't have to work but she wants to do it all. thats what i thought.
+ December 05, 2007 10:26 PM +
Voices in side your head
I like that she'll go as far as cleaning the pan afterwards-- bacon grease is really hard to get out.

Tammy: I remember those commercials from when I was a kid. I thought they were hilarious! :)
+ December 09, 2007 11:48 AM +
DoodleBean in Boston
I was thinking this was written by a man because of the handwriting.

I confess that I thought 'My kind of man -- I wonder if he also puts down the toilet seat...'
+ February 20, 2008 08:29 AM +
Stuck in in front of this website for hours.
I desperately want a man who will do all of that. Metaphorically and literally.
+ November 08, 2008 01:59 AM +

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