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May 26, 2006 |
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The Bacon
FOUND by Kizzi Little
in Savannah, Georgia
I found this inside a book in my school's library.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
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I also find myself wanting to bring home the bacon.
This is definatly my favorite find.
Mmmmmmm bacon.......
Wasn't that some kinda '70's commercial for some rank ass perfume?
I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in a pan
and never, never, never
let you forget you're a man
cause I'm a woman
Enjoli!
Launched by the design house of Revlon in 1978, Enjoli by Revlon is classified as a flowery fragrance. This feminine scent posesses a blend of: a green scent, mixed with citrus, flowers and patchouli,with warm tones of amber and musk. It is recommended for romantic wear.
YEAH IT SMELLS NASTY!!!!!
I really like the "Well, I'll even..." It reads a bit like song lyrics. Hmm.
'i'll bring home the turky if you bring home the bacon'. weezer song lyrics.
Jenna- I was thinking of the exact same song as I was reading this note.
Actually I'm pretty sure the "Well" is actually "Hell" which makes this note all the more endearing.
Hell, I usually end up washing dishes (or cleaning house) after words, too. Unpleasant words, that is. . .
My very favorite find. The author is so desperately assured.
Jenna and Stephanie--I 100% broke out into song.
sounds like my kind of man! lol
Jenna, Stephanie, and Danielle, it also reminded me of "El Scorcho" by Weezer.
Good call. :)
This made me giggle.
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"I can bring home the bacon/fry it in a pan/and never let you forget/that you're a man/'cause I'm a W-O-M-A-N/that's what I am/doin' what I can"
Salt n' Pepa lyrics- "Ain't Nuthin' but a She Thing"
OK This is sad but.....I listen to the 40's channel on DTV while I work. I work at home and I find the big band music is pleasant without having any sentimental distraction. So I can say (in my Cliffy-from-Cheers voice) that this song was originally a hit in the WWII era, then converted to a commercial for the above referenced "nasty-ass perfum" and I'm sure lots of other things as well. :oP
Actually the song is from the 60's, and performed by Peggy Lee. She might have written it too.
This version reads like a quote from a bad play.
For Christ sake... It's a chauvinistic methaphor... He is simply saying that he doesn't want his wife to work... Everything after the first line is merely exaggeration of the initial point...
Sounds like my kind of woman!
best part of the best song
=w= for lyfe
what if it were a woman? like some crazed overachiever feminist who has a husband telling her she doesn't have to work but she wants to do it all. thats what i thought.
I like that she'll go as far as cleaning the pan afterwards-- bacon grease is really hard to get out.
Tammy: I remember those commercials from when I was a kid. I thought they were hilarious! :)
I was thinking this was written by a man because of the handwriting.
I confess that I thought 'My kind of man -- I wonder if he also puts down the toilet seat...'
I desperately want a man who will do all of that. Metaphorically and literally.
From Tony, to his Dominatrix, Miss Jeanie.