March 22, 2008

Thirsty
FOUND by Andrew in Milford, Delaware
I found this note on the back of a prayer request card in my church.
Night in gale
I bet they just really wanted to be heard.
+ March 22, 2008 12:05 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
Hmm.. how nice, a tantrum on paper. Should have offer some communion wine.
+ March 22, 2008 12:18 AM +
L
Any excuse to get out of a sermon. Can't say I blame them.
+ March 22, 2008 12:21 AM +
Sarasara in a glass of wine tonight, work is still 10 hours off
Yes. It's so important to stay hydrated!!!

P.S. A girl I bummed through Italy with told me about a children's story she had once read about the most wonderful taste in the world. The moral of the story is that the most wonderful taste is that of a long, cool drink of water when you're dying of thirst in the desert. I think of that story all the time.



A favorite taste forum today, perchance?

Mine is probably toast. Or a crisp, sweet apple. Or a really good, cold beer in a chilled glass on a hot day.


P.S. DEAR JASON- WHEN I TRY TO SIGN IN, IT SAYS THAT BOTH MY USER NAME AND EMAIL ARE ALREADY IN USE... UM... WHAT THE HECK? I HAVEN'T REGISTERED YET...

p.s. @ kc- i answered your stew question the other day but forgot to mention the following items of goodness: apples, pears, sweet corn, maple syrup. that is all now.

+ March 22, 2008 12:23 AM +
Valentine Michael in a Strange Land
I grok water. Water is God.
+ March 22, 2008 12:51 AM +
Chrome Toaster in a strange land, as well.
this really looks like something my daughter would write. Water sounds really good right now, though.
+ March 22, 2008 12:53 AM +
jen in on the internet
save me jeebussssss!!!
+ March 22, 2008 01:49 AM +
Hunter in stitches
Oh, this is just precious. And quite familiar; I could see my own six-year-old self writing exactly that.

Though it's even funnier to imagine this was written by an adult rather than a child... "Honey, I'm thirsty, let's go. I SAID I'M THIRSTY!"
+ March 22, 2008 02:16 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
I want French-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want french-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want French-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want french-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want French-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want french-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want French-toasted Fig Newtons.
I want french-toasted Fig Newtons.


YUM!
+ March 22, 2008 04:37 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
I can relate. I have lived through a drought so severe that not. one. drop. of rain fell for three solid years. Clean water, sans chemicals and colours courtesy of the local water authority, is better than any champagne.

My favourite taste is a perfectly ripe mango. Followed by cold, semi-sweet "cava" (Spanish champagne). Together, or apart...delicious.
+ March 22, 2008 05:05 AM +
nights in white satin
this looks like the kind of note my ex-wife would stick to a flower pot with a thirsty plant that I forgot to give water...would always make me wonder why she'd rather spend her time writing the note rather than giving the plant water herself...I'll never know
+ March 22, 2008 05:47 AM +
Darcy in my chair, laughing
this is the BEST!!! hilarity!!! i love it!!!
+ March 22, 2008 06:40 AM +
Confuddled little pirate in the land of no return

Nifty find

I've never had the pleasure of having theese cards in any of the faiths I was raised in. I was to ask for things in silent prayer mostly. I bet it'd be really fun to go through all the children's requests maybe even a bit eye opening at times. That is if they collect the cards I kinda imagine everyone sliding them in a box and it being confidential.

I think I want world peace or apple juice ...

P.S. I be having the same problem as SARASARA
it's nice to know I'm not alone but I do hope someone could help.
+ March 22, 2008 06:52 AM +
Sue Bee in the bonnet
I"m thirsty! NOW!


Farmer, French toast fig newtons, sounds delicious, how do you make them?
+ March 22, 2008 07:59 AM +
heart in my throat
I read that book once.
It was called "The Search for Delicious" or something. Cute story.

Poor child. Its parents should be made aware of the vast importance of proper hydration in church environments.
+ March 22, 2008 08:08 AM +
Brianne in Boston
Nice arrow.
+ March 22, 2008 08:25 AM +
Manda in the middle
i'm thirsty too. but after smoking a bit i binged on salty snax last night. now i am thir-stee!!!!!

favorite taste? lemon poppy muffin (warm) with milk. at least that's my fave this morning...
+ March 22, 2008 08:31 AM +
Cindy in cognito
This makes me think of my dialysis patients. Because their kidneys don't work, they are ordered to limit their fluid intake.
+ March 22, 2008 08:58 AM +
Beth in a tizzy
Jesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, 'Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water...Everyone who drinks of this water will be thirsty again,but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never be thirsty again. The water that I will give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life." John 4:10- 14

Considering it's Easter, and this was found in a church, I thought John 4 would be appropriate. Maybe, since this was found on the back of a prayer request card, whoever wrote it was petitioning Jesus for Living Water, like the woman He is talking to in the passage above.

I'm not trying to start a debate, I just thought it would be a nice reminder, considering it's Easter (and also Passover)
+ March 22, 2008 09:20 AM +
Jonathan too in my office (sshhh!) -- on Easter Saturday!
Good heavens, have the potted plants learned to write now??

Beware!!
+ March 22, 2008 09:55 AM +
JohnCommoner in in several inches of snow on Easter Weekend????
The other day my boss, visiting from the UK, said he hates ice cold water, that it makes him thirsty. WTF???????? I know really cold beverages are more of an American thing, but seriously.
+ March 22, 2008 10:19 AM +
trishia in a shoe
hope someone got this kid some water... last time I was in church my baby brother fainted, it looked like a mini seizure and scared the crap out of me- dr later said it was from dehydration in a warm building... funny part of the story is that apparently I yelled out "what the hell?!" rather loudly when he slumped onto my shoulder. the priest there doesn't like me much...

ahem.
my fav taste is semi cold water. that and fresh from the garden strawberries with a touch of sugar in the raw. mmmmmmmmmm
+ March 22, 2008 10:37 AM +
Lady Brandy in New Bedford, MA
Does it strike anyone as creepy that the kid drew a devil's tail after the word NOW? Freaks me out a tad.
+ March 22, 2008 10:49 AM +
Nickie in Ky
hmmmm...when i was a child we used to have well water and it was the best tasting water ever and they final ran water pipes to our community and we recieved city water, which tastes pretty bad.

best taste...fresh grown tomatoes cut in slices for a bacon and tomato sandwich on toasted white bread with mayonnaise.
+ March 22, 2008 10:56 AM +
Smallbear in the cave


This has to be written by a kid; only someone really young would throw a tantrum (interesting that it's a written one) over being thirsty. Must say this is the most interesting Find in several days.


Two days ago when we were all amusing ourselves by giving "facts" about ourselves I asked if anyone could pick out the true fact about me from the 4 I posted.

@ Minphx No I have never walked on the Moon!

@ KC in Sunshine Van Yes, The Americorps one is correct! Those 2 years are probably the best thing I have ever done and I am very proud of my service and of having made it through 2 years successfully.
+ March 22, 2008 11:04 AM +
Rogue Pirate in sillyness
Just a note for SaraSara I found in my junkbox a link to register. Wierd since Found is saved as a safe site and all other messages have come to my inbox.

and I most definately want apple juice now...
It's been a few hours and world peace just isn't that quenching.
+ March 22, 2008 11:48 AM +
Danielle in her dorm room
The "arrow"/"devil's tail" is most likely an exclaimation (I don't care if I spelt that wrong) point.
+ March 22, 2008 11:48 AM +
Lance Pants in a trance
I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee I gotta pee!




Ahhhhh......
+ March 22, 2008 12:52 PM +
Heinous Bitch in That Other State
I KNOW THE FEELING! That's why you chew gum, that way you aren't thirsty during the miserably long and boring church service your parents dragged you too.
+ March 22, 2008 01:53 PM +
Em in CA
So THIS is what led to...

http://foundmagazine.com/find/2517
+ March 22, 2008 01:56 PM +
the lady in red
maybe the church was out of holy water
+ March 22, 2008 02:15 PM +
Sweetie Pea in Southern IL
Come to the Mississippi River valley. We got all the water you'nes need.
+ March 22, 2008 04:30 PM +
Samantha in Lafayette, IN
That's some wicked cotton mouth.
+ March 22, 2008 06:29 PM +
Night in gale
@Nickie in Kentucky

Now I'm craving a 'mater sammich!
+ March 22, 2008 08:31 PM +
believing in water
ooo ooo

i know what her next note will be.

I want to pee. I want to pee.
I want to pee. I want to pee.
I want to pee. I want to pee.
I want to pee. I want to pee.
I want to pee.
+ March 22, 2008 08:47 PM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
@Nickie in Ky,
Yummmm...you described one of the best tasting combinations in the whole world. *sigh* To have one of Daddy's home grown maters again.

@LancePants,
That reminded me of a cartoon I once saw of a puppy discovering the Great Outdoors: "Wass this? Wass this? Wass this? Yow! Gotta pee!! Wass this? Wass this?"
+ March 22, 2008 09:19 PM +
Flargy in a 20 oz. Poland Spring bottle
This is how I feel when I'm separated from my water bottle for more than 15 minutes. I drink so much water it's ridiculous. In photos of me, there's usually a Poland Spring bottle tucked under my arm or sticking out of my pocket. The trick is to buy a bottle now and then, and refill it out of a Brita pitcher for a couple weeks. I would use tap water if not for the fact that when you turn on a faucet in New Haven, what comes out smells like a swimming pool.

I'll be going now - I have to piss like a race car.
+ March 22, 2008 09:33 PM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
@Farmer in the Dell, how do you make french toasted Fig Newtons? That sounds fascinating.
+ March 22, 2008 09:39 PM +
Lesley in Tokyo
I'm so hung over I want water NOW too!
+ March 22, 2008 09:45 PM +
not so clever in creating my handle
It may be bratty, but wouldn't we all prefer our children's tantrum be better written rather than oral? Freaking out in print while stoically keeping your mouth closed is pretty impressive for a kid of any age. Either this one has developed a good sense of self-control, or perhaps the fear of G-d keeps him/her quiet...

A good four inches of snow for Easter. That's doing it right!
+ March 22, 2008 11:22 PM +
Skye in The Blue
I would imagine that french toasted Fig Newtons are made like regular french toast... with a substitution! An odd combination, but I'd try it!

P.S. Jason, I'm having a terrible time trying to log in. Do we know what the problem is?
+ March 22, 2008 11:53 PM +
IDon'tWantToGoBackToSchoolOnMonday... in Venezuela (boo)
This is something I would do. Even our writings are similar haha xD I'm glad my mum didn't drag me to the church though o.o

Favorite taste? Ice cold peach flavored Nestea =D no doubt about it =^__^=
+ March 23, 2008 02:14 AM +
jennie in the garden of oblivion
I work for a natural foods grocery store and about 4 months out of the year, I truly experience bliss when we have the esteemed Satsuma Mandarin-Easy to peel, sweet, and everything a piece of citrus should be. Runner up is the Moro blood orange which tastes like raspberries. They are in season right now, by the way. Best eaten right before you lean in for a kiss. Tee hee!
+ March 23, 2008 10:46 AM +
Tori in South Cackalackie
As Veruca Salt's mother looks on, her grand daughter makes true her prophecy of "just wait until YOU have children of your own!"
+ March 24, 2008 07:37 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
I hate those colors together!
Post-note mustard yellow and red. It's horrid.
+ March 24, 2008 12:04 PM +
Danna in in my mind
This is hilarious. Reminds me of the time I was with my SIL and her two girls and the one started out (all the while escalating the pitch of her voice to near ear-splitting decibels):

I'm thirsty
Mom, I'm really thirsty
I'm really really thirsty
Mom, I need some water
MOM, I need a drink of water
MOM, I really really need a drink of WATER
MOM, I HAVE TO HAVE WATER RIGHT NOW

Needless to say, MOM pulled a U-turn in the middle of heavy traffic so we could go hit uph a McDonald's drive through and get "A cup of water, please. No that's all. Yes, just the water. Yes, just water. No really, that's all. Water. In a cup. Thank you."
+ March 24, 2008 12:43 PM +
miss gredenko, still up to my knees in snow
This really does look like a note my 5-year-old would write. She leaves me notes around the house like, "I'm bored." If she asks me for water or OJ or whatever and I am busy at the moment, I will later find a note in the kitchen saying, "Mommy -- what's taking so long?"
+ March 24, 2008 01:44 PM +
siggie in the office
Danna, sounds like your niece is a spoiled little brat. Good luck with that.
+ March 25, 2008 11:59 AM +
CreepyCounter in New Creepleans
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+ March 25, 2008 01:13 PM +
becky in boston, ma
christ has died
christ is risen
christ is thirsty again
+ March 25, 2008 02:15 PM +
Chrome Toaster in a predicament
next note will say,
"change my water into wine change my water into wine change my water into wine change my water into wine change my water into wine...! NOW!!!"
+ March 27, 2008 12:42 PM +
Darcy in just realizing the handwriting looks a little like mine
but only the 'NOW'. i write big and messy and angular, and i never see handwriting that even looks a little like mine. except THIS. even though it's only for one word...cool.
+ March 28, 2008 03:54 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
It sounds like God needs to perform a miracle on the wine. Without water there is no life.
+ April 01, 2008 08:09 AM +
spelling offense
DefInitely.
+ April 04, 2008 09:27 PM +
Dumb bitch in Kentucky
I guess 'God' was thirsty.
Muahahaha.
+ April 14, 2008 10:04 AM +
Casey in ATL
A note from hell?
+ April 19, 2008 03:08 PM +

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