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June 21, 2008 |
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The Buzzert Strikes Again
FOUND by Chelsea
in Portland, Oregon
My co-workers found this plastered on a car behind our building. Oddly enough, a few months ago we found SEVERAL adult toys in the same spot. I guess she didn't need them any more, once she found Steve.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
That's just like a buzzert to want to sleep with other peoples wife. That little tart always was a push-over for buzzerts.
hey guys and gals watch your brains around note leaver, you might catch stupid.
Steve was just an ordinary guy -not at all buzzertified- til he stole my wife; now look at him. I guess I should count my blessings, kiss his feet, um, talons.
buzzart as in buzz-art as in 'joy buzzer'
that steve, he's quite the talent with his buzzer...
"WATCH YOUR WIFES"
"SLEEPS WITH OTHER PEOPLES WIFE"
WIVES>>>WIVES>>>WIVES>>
Maybe that's why she might have been fooling around on you...you just weren't smart enough for her.
Since this lovely missile is addressed to guys and gals, does that mean Steve isn't particular?
OH gosh, this is priceless! *peering thru window* Oh No, Steve is out there right now..! that note plainly warned me.. Dang it!
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I like how the spam protection question is usually one that is reused. So when I typed in the first letter to the answer, it just puts in the word for me.. Nice!!!
Hey! Guys and Gals,
WATCH YOUR KNIFES AND SPARKLING SWORDS AROUND STEVE. HES A BUZZERT THAT LIKES TO FLEX OTHER PEOPLES KNIFE.
Bwahahahah,, @ Lars.. I knew Steve was a knife twirler.. All 'poking' his knife into other peoples business..
Oh, look! It's a real life example of Bill Sizemore's effect on public education in Oregon! What a buzzert!
This is embarrassing. Oregonians, beware.
http://www.blueoregon.com/2008/06/bill-sizemor
"... it turns out that Bill Sizemore is a rather incompetent English speaker himself.
"Subsection (e) of his measure reads:
To insure the cessation of the long term ESL programs currently in use in public schools in Oregon, beginning July 1, 2009, no public school student shall be taught in language other than English for more than two years. This section does not apply to classes which teach English speaking students a foreign language.
"That's right -- "To insure..." Let's review our grammar.
"Insure should be restricted to providing or obtaining insurance to indemnify or guarantee someone or something against a loss. Ensure can be used in all other senses, especially 'to make certain'. Ensure can also imply a guarantee.
"In other words, while Sizemore is hot and bothered about the use of the English language, he can't be bothered to use it correctly himself. Will this new state law require the state to purchase insurance guaranteeing the cessation of ESL programs? Hard to know..."
I wonder what cult Steve, the Buzzart, belongs to. Maybe a Buzzart has a particular function in his cult (like a lay-person, or deacon, or whatever).
It could be a good thing, to be a Buzzart, and this note is an invitation to WATCH STEVE. "Hey guys and gals...over here!"
Bzzzzt. I was thinking the same thing, Sammy. An invitation to voyeurs.
This is more like the kind of note a woman would write normally, maybe the guy wasn't man enough, all effeminate and bitchy, that's why his wife got with Steve.
I'm sorry, but if the "gals" have wives (a.k.a. "wifes") then they're not going to need watching around Steve (that buzzert!). Get a clue, Steve, they've already gone over to the other side. It's a waste of your time hitting on women already married to women!
My husband went to work this week and some one had painted on some guy's car "..... is a dog who fucks other people's wives" When he got to his desk my husband he had 5 emails, some from Canada with a picture of the vandalism and even a picture of the guy and his company profile.
Some heads are gonna roll.
Personally I though it was cruel to ruin that guys life and hers too. (everybody knew who it was) Some thought he deserved it.
Any opinions?
@Pepper... Well, I don't know if they ruined his life or not. He can get another job and live happily or not so happily ever after with the someone else's wife.
I tend to be vengeful in situations like that, though. Did the wife f-er get fired? Did the vandal get fired, too?
A bit hypocritical of me to think it's okay, since I've been the one messing around with somone else's husband, so... I guess I'd expect it coming if it were me.
um, what exactly is a buzzert? i mean, i understand it in the context of this note and assume it is a polite way to swear in public, am i very wrong?? forgive me, i live very far from Oregon.
When I was a kid, my mom called my dad an "ornery old buzzard" and he called her "an old battle-axe." They were in their late twenties to early thirties!! (and it was the '70's.)
So I think the note writer was going for buzzard? or maybe bugger?
aww hell, I haven't a clue.
i think bugger. he deserves to have his wife or partner stolen, his grammar is so bad
@ going down swinging in Melbourne, Australia,
From Clover's New Dictionary of the Oregonian Language:
buzzert, n.
1. creature that eats carrion remains, left over after murderous tax cuts
2. creature that nourishes itself by sleeping with a singular wife in poligamous societies where one wife has multiple husbands
3. variation of the English "buzzard": n., 1) blockhead or dunce; 2)adj., senseless or stupid*
*These two definitions of buzzard actually come from Webster's New Twentieth Century Dictionary of the English Language.
I made up the 1st and 2nd definitions. But heck, why not? Sounds good to me. From now on I will refer to crusading senseless tax cutters as buzzerts!
I've seen Steve's flyer, and it's definitely the advertising method most commonly employed by buzzerts.
@Clover in Oregon, not far from Portand
thanks for the clarification, with each passing day i become a more complete world citizen, capable of shooting the breeze with even the most Oregonian of buzzerts.
I saw a buzzert once. And yeah...you should just stay away!
[..to the tune of the ol' song "He's a Rebel"... for "Rebel", read "Buzzert"
He's a Buzzert & he'll never ever be any good!
Here's the chorus:
He's a rebel and he'll never ever be - any good
He's a rebel 'cos he never ever does - what he should
And just because he doesn't do what - everybody else does
That's no reason why I can't give him all my love