April 30, 2008

Paddle Thumbs
FOUND by Katy Edling in Thousand Oaks, California
I found this a couple of years ago in my high school Chemistry class folded up and shoved under the leg of a wobbly table. A nice place for the paddle thumbs to hide.
Clover in the Lawn
Nothing wrong with that thumb. It's the spikey fingers that warrant critique and commentary.
+ April 30, 2008 12:18 AM +
the man behind the curtain in oz
the thumb looks like a mobile phone. maybe all the texting had an affect.
+ April 30, 2008 12:57 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
I could perfectly imagine that there were lots of drugs related finds out there, and that having a theme on that was not overly remarkable, but to have a big thumb art themed day!? not even in my wildest dreams would I have believed it.
+ April 30, 2008 02:16 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
I knew this guy with a paddle thumb, as pictured. It was amazing to watch him push the elevator button (thumb completely covered the button) or pack a pipe. His name was Osgood, but everyone called him "Hitch".
+ April 30, 2008 05:09 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Again...AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
+ April 30, 2008 07:08 AM +
Thumbs up!
It looks kinda like an ex boyfriend's thumb. He chewed his nails down almost all the way.
+ April 30, 2008 07:30 AM +
Night in gale
Weird drawing. But absolutely awesome Found location! Thanks, Katy.
+ April 30, 2008 07:30 AM +
The Captain in Tenille
Cool- they wrote the TH combination just like Niels' dad did. Economy of movement. I like it.
+ April 30, 2008 08:15 AM +
Winston in Durham
It would be pretty funny to see someone get slapped with that thing!
+ April 30, 2008 09:05 AM +
alan goes "pting" in joe strummer's head
I see a frowning computer monitor in ol' paddle thumb.
Poor sad computer monitor.
+ April 30, 2008 09:38 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
This looks like when you cut your thumb off and they sew your big toe on to replace it.
+ April 30, 2008 10:39 AM +
Lucy in and out
ELLIOT!!!
(I know wrong finger, but I couldn't help myself)
OUCH!!!
+ April 30, 2008 11:16 AM +
Dorkus Malorkus
I have those thumbs, except a little more rounded. And I combine my Ts and Hs (and many other letters).

In addition to garnering mockery, these thumbs are excellent for mixing up a lime wedge in a bottle of corona.

Paddle thumbs indeed.
+ April 30, 2008 11:24 AM +
mlm in texas
Terrie is so very--I was going to say the same thing! But really, it does look just like my husband's big toe, much bigger and wider and flatter than any big toe I've ever seen!
+ April 30, 2008 12:15 PM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I wish this was my coke thumb.
+ April 30, 2008 12:49 PM +
Once upon a time in Missoula/Bonner
OMG.. Dorkus.. is it YOU, Dan???
+ April 30, 2008 01:15 PM +
Ferizzle in Canada
This here's a portrait of Sissy Hankshaw - now you know WHY even cowgirls get the blues....
+ April 30, 2008 01:38 PM +
Gin in Tonic
Oh lord... I haven't posted in a VERY long time but this one called me back:

This thumb, before reading the description, looked to me like a bottle opener!

That would be convenient :)

PS: I'm horrible at math, I really don't know what 45/3 is off the top of my head. I'm so glad I can sign in nowadays!
+ April 30, 2008 01:46 PM +
brain problem situation in my head
Imagine this poor person as a child, in school, trying to make those hand tracing turkeys at Thanksgiving!
+ April 30, 2008 03:02 PM +
nadine in Oregon Hill, thumbing a ride
In college me and girlfriend came up with the idea of having a "cowgirl" name, just like a confirmation name. Our cowgirl personas were strong, creative woman who could do just as they like, just like Sissy Hankshaw.

+ April 30, 2008 03:10 PM +
nadine in Oregon Hill, thumbing a ride
Hit submit too soon - I was going to ask what your cowgirl would be if you had one?
+ April 30, 2008 03:11 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
That is a really cool find location! And isn't it interesting that the finder kept it for two years before submitting it to Found!
+ April 30, 2008 03:13 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
nadine, do you mean what cowgirl persona would we choose? What was yours? (just looking for inspiration.. no good ideas of my own at the moment)

Also, what exactly is a confirmation name? When I was confirmed at the age of 11 in the Episcopalian church, I don't remember having a special name.
+ April 30, 2008 03:17 PM +
nadine
Oh - in the Catholic church you choose a name of a saint.

About the cowgirl name - remember Fried Green Tomatos when Kathy Bates developes her alter-ego Lawanda to give her courage and take the steps to be more in charge of her own life? Well, that's her cowgirl name.

+ April 30, 2008 03:27 PM +
Indy in Philly
Has anyone ever looked at their hand for so long that it lost all its familiarity and started looking like an alien hand? (no? it's just me, then?). Well, this hand reminds me of that. Perhaps after inhaling too many fumes from the Chemistry class, the poor paddle-thumbed individual saw his hand this way and had to draw it.
+ April 30, 2008 03:31 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
I get it. But Clover IS my cowgirl name!
+ April 30, 2008 04:53 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Seriously Creepy picture.

My cowboy name would be: Hank-no-thumbs.
+ April 30, 2008 05:38 PM +
reading too much in to everything
I write my "Th" like that too!

And I am not so concerned with the paddle thumb as I am with the dinner fork fingers.

@Nadine, I think you mean Towanda! (And I had to type that with an exclamation mark because that's how I say it every time... you just can't help but exclaim it).
+ April 30, 2008 06:08 PM +
reading too much in to everything
My cowgirl name would be Cassafrass O'Malley... You know you're jealous. ;)
+ April 30, 2008 06:09 PM +
Coco in decisive
I've got no idea what this is but... whoahahahhahahahahahhahahhahaaaaaaa.
+ April 30, 2008 06:13 PM +
Night in gale
My cowgirl name is Dusty Paddle. Yeeha!

LOL @ Reading...dinner fork fingers. hahaha!
+ April 30, 2008 06:19 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
@Reading...Cassafrass O Malley I love it! (I am a little jealous)
+ April 30, 2008 06:41 PM +
Marie in C-ville, VA
Indy, I certainly have!

I am cowgirl Ruby Spangle.

That was fun!
+ April 30, 2008 08:45 PM +
reading too much in to everything
@nightingale - Thank you kindly for the laughs.
@smallbear - Lol, thanks!

@Marie - Oooohhh. (And that's oo as in moo not O as in Oooooklahoma) Ruby Spangle... I like it! Now ~I~ may be just a teeny bit jealous, lol.
+ April 30, 2008 08:55 PM +
lars in all my forms in the nwc?
thats what my left thumb looks like. it's genetic, okay? one of my my aunts has it, too. so does one of my nieces. i'm guessing her one of her nieces might get it as well. paddle thumb pride.
+ April 30, 2008 09:22 PM +
christiatric in tromaville
Hey Nadine, nice reference to 'Even Cowgirls Get The Blues'! I thought the same thing when I saw this found!

My cowgirl name would be Robin Banks. Yee-haw!!
+ April 30, 2008 09:31 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Talk about thumb-wrestling's secret weapon!

My cowgirl name would be Petaluma Polly. I have no idea where Petaluma is but it smacks of dust and chaps and campfires. Christiatric, you crack me up. My barmaid name is indeed "Phyliss Glass."
+ May 01, 2008 07:27 AM +
Heather Ela in e
Those names could serve just as well as roller-derby names (well some of them) Some of those derby girls have thumbs like that. They fit right along with the clubber hands and the massive thighs though so they don't look out of place at all.
I'll have to come up with a cow-girl/derby name.....We all have one, (at least) it just needs to be discovered.
+ May 01, 2008 11:21 AM +
toad in a hole in new york
I wonder if paddlethumb makes a living by giving people scenic boatrides in kanoes
+ May 01, 2008 11:43 PM +
Bo Barty
Look up...

Look down...

Look all around...

Look it my thumb...

Gee you're dumb.
+ May 02, 2008 11:19 PM +
Uttea at Night in San Diego, C
The first thing I thought of was, Sissy Hackshaw. She was the main character in a book by Tom Robbins intitled " Even Cowgirl s get the Blues". She had a big thumb like that.
+ May 04, 2008 08:45 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
@ basil: I just now read your last post for this find, and your barmaid name is hilarious!!
+ June 04, 2008 07:41 PM +

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