June 04, 2006

Words Running Short
FOUND by Clarence Robinson in Wilmington, Delaware
Found in the used books section at the Gordy Plaza Goodwill near Wilmington. Just what does "fening for a cigarette" mean? Val, honey, you can do better.
F Durst in Chgo
"Fening for a cigarette" is slang for another slang term "fiending for a cigarette," which means that you really, really want a cigarette. You want it bad, like a fiend, hence "fiending."
+ October 29, 2006 04:56 PM +
tatyness in texas
I know 8th graders who write like this... -___-"
+ November 26, 2006 01:17 PM +
ern in tampa
peace, and some love.. just a little in case love is somehow offending.
oh jeff. he's trying, at least
+ December 03, 2006 10:09 AM +
Kalyn in Atlanta
Hahahahaha. Aww he's trying to sound cool feening for a cigarette! That's sad.
+ December 15, 2006 07:27 AM +
angela in mass
This is funny and probably the sweetest Jeff is gonna get :)
+ January 07, 2007 10:26 AM +
jb in Florida
It says one love, not some love.
+ January 10, 2007 02:44 PM +
nlitwiller in Goshen, Indiana
YOUR HOT? her hot what?
+ January 16, 2007 04:45 PM +
Katie in Bloomington, IL
He meant Feening, which is to crave a ciggarette, my old friend Alex used to tell me he was feening like everyday in ALC, got quite annoying actually.
+ February 02, 2007 09:01 PM +
Nicki in Las vegas
yeah I remember saying that that I was feeming for lots of things back in the day. This note is so classic, I probably still have soem like this saved feom middle school
+ February 09, 2007 09:58 PM +
Erin in IN
JB- it says Peace, One Love.
+ February 13, 2007 02:15 PM +
Your mom in Your mom
Jeff's a gangster. Word.
+ March 09, 2007 01:46 PM +
maya in new hizzope, pa
anyone else notice that it says "he SEEM me.."...like i know he's tryin to say "he seen me", but basically jus decided to go phonetic...i wish i didn't care about the way i spelled, haha
+ May 01, 2007 09:13 PM +
Kiki in Cali
Well I think it's kind of cute how he tried to fake like he was on recon for his "boy" and then decided to go for it. Then he had to move on to the subject of cigarettes to ease the out-on-a-limbness of it. Forgive the grammar and spelling and remember that there is a very human heart out there belonging to Jeff.
+ May 11, 2007 02:30 PM +
Dave in Salem, MA
I long for the day when incredibly stupid phrases like "Holla at me" disappear.
+ August 14, 2007 01:53 AM +
Katherine in Philadelphia, PA.
I bet the girl melted when she read this, then ran off to tell her friends.
+ August 26, 2007 06:28 PM +
Glombie the Zombie in hiding
Jeff sounds like so many well-meaning idiots I know, except for the "feening for a cigarette" part.
+ September 12, 2007 07:46 PM +
Rafa Da Reefer in P-ville, Ohio
The kid was hella board in detention, so he thought abt a gurl who seems hot? but with those smooth lines, the most action he'll get is with freshmen!!

p.s. he's 2 dam young 2 be smoking, he should b workin on his D- game!
+ September 16, 2007 03:16 PM +
Alicia in Iowa
This is adorable. It's a combination of a constructed presentation of coolness and stream of consciousness. The reveal that it's him is just great.
+ September 18, 2007 03:53 PM +
Julie in a state of wonderment
This reminds me of Matt's note. (Look up the find called "A Damn Test.") Maybe they're friends.
+ September 23, 2007 10:04 AM +
kathie in New York City
I love this note. Very sexy
+ October 11, 2007 12:24 PM +
GloomCookie in Riverside
I remember when i was younger and use to wirte Waz and an arrow pointing up in my notes to friends ...Funny.
+ October 28, 2007 12:52 AM +
miss_universebabe in spring arbor, mi
i just want to know: val did you give jeff a chance?!
+ November 14, 2007 04:38 PM +
Rachel in Michigan
I've heard that "fenning" comes from "fixing to" or "wanting to." I want to hurt you = I'm fenna hurt you. Not sure if that's the same here.
+ November 17, 2007 11:46 AM +
Crystal in Texas
I like how he was going to put "what's up" but rather decided to go with "waz ^" because he thought it was cooler.
+ November 21, 2007 11:19 PM +
hailey in nh
aww jeff. you know...you had the guts. thats cute. ur trying too hard tho bud. i bet vals pretty sweet haha
+ February 05, 2008 03:21 PM +
Pepper in your anus
I love this rambling note. Screw this, it's me that wants to know. I'de love to get a note like this.
+ February 25, 2008 12:00 PM +
ironcladhero in boredville
I'm just thankful he didn't use the word "chillaxin'"... he would have never won her heart that way.
+ March 17, 2008 08:24 AM +
Flargy in direct competition with Margaret the Sakespeare Lady
I'm always feigning for a cigarette. You see, I'm a bum, but instead of just sitting there in a doorway shiftlessly begging, I put on little performances (mainly celebrity impersonations) for my money (and smokes). If someone wants to see a Robert DeNiro bit, I feign mobsterism. If they want Alanis Morissette, I feign complete and utter talentlessness. And for Eddie Vedder requests, I chug a bottle of NyQuil, stuff my mouth with an athletic sock, and then feign deepness.
+ March 17, 2008 01:03 PM +
isis in carrollton, tx
dude, this is ridiculous and very, very sweet at the same time.

my only question is, why is he writing her a note? i thought we got past passing notes in middle school. I mean, he could have at least texted her. i'm in the tenth grade and we don't even pass notes anymore.

but at least he's trying. i love that he's like, screw it. i wanna know. that takes a lot of guts.
+ June 03, 2008 07:10 PM +
Ash in Chicago, IL
Funny, Funny find.
Crazy thing is, it brought such a smile across my face even with the bad language, grammer, and spelling because I remember these days all too well....walking through passing period and a guy slipping you a note.
Brings butterflies to my heart now, thinking back. Although not well educated (yet?), it's still nice to have someone think of you, like you, want to get to know you.
Some people would love to have a kiddie, lame note given to them today...and they are adults.
It's nice to have your youth brought back to your remembrance....and I'm 21!
+ July 21, 2008 02:55 PM +
JackieInMi in <---duh
Always wanted to get such a romantic note from the boy who is always sitting in detention.
+ August 20, 2008 09:27 PM +
Candace C in Rock Hill, SC
lol this reminds me of some of the notes i had seen in Middle school.. too cute adolesent hookups
+ August 30, 2008 09:06 AM +
Blayyyyyne. in Parson's school of Design
Holla atcha boy.
+ September 29, 2008 01:03 PM +
Tim G in Parson's, with Blayyyyne..
Holler? At your boy? Is that the phrase? What's it mean? Where's Andre?
+ November 25, 2008 01:44 PM +
ivan in sofia
like everything else here, this is just depressing. you know that val isn't going to give him the time of day, then he'll get detention just one too many times, and he'll string himself up by the ceiling fan.
+ December 16, 2008 05:46 PM +
Laura in earth
this boy needs to learn english
+ November 19, 2009 09:05 AM +

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