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June 06, 2006 |
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I Watching You
FOUND by Denise Kleinman
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Stop it! You're making me nervous.
Creepy........
What is more freaky than a stalker? An illiterage stalker!
This reminds me of the crocodiles in Pearls Before Swine.
Is this guy writing so terribly because he's so busy eating bodies with both hands, or is he, like, eight?
Beka: Whichever makes me uncomfortable.
hahaha! thats hilarious! where did you find that?
It's been said before, but let me stress it: The most unnerving ones are the ones with terrible grammar.
Really? Are you? I'm honored.
I find it hard to be afraid of this person. Does it count as a threat letter if the threat is spelled wrong?
I swear I dated him. Seriously. Bad spelling and all. He's still watching too...Gods I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this one!
Marina, that's what I thought when I read it too! Adorable if you look at it that way.
This has provided us with endless hours of fun in the library! Now we leave similar notes on peoples tables when they get up to go to the bathroom, just for fun... Thanks FOUND for adding a lot of laughter and a little creepiness to our lives!
I don't know why, but this one makes me kind of laugh. It's creepy yes, but I couldn't take a stalker seriously if they're too stupid to spell "watching" correctly.
I read it as hurriedly written shorthand for "I own Tchaikovsky's violin." The f-shaped flourish, which is suggestive of a violin's sound hole, offers further evidence for this theory. Otherwise, I'm afraid we're stuck with "I wntcheg YinS."
I agree with you, clever and mariana - the bad grammar and spelling make it much scarier. That, along with the very off kilter handwriting, and the accidental mark at the end, say to me that the watcher has already gone over the brink. I can picture them drooling.
This is the scariest find of all to me, along with Davy's find about the "premonitions on that box...which has bore itself out" (paraphrased). I wonder if that one is on this site? Found people? Maybe not, cuz it is in a book.
marina, that's my favorite comic strip of all time - because of those crockydiles! "i watcheg you/"
yu asc fur it, i watcheg al uv u, now!!
I wonder what the watcher saw and if it was worth watching.
I like to think b/c it was written so poorly it was a little kid maybe telling someone they watch them do something and wanted to let them know, like play practice or maybe an instrument.
or it could be creepy but, where's the faith in humanity?
C'mon Helen. As cute as that would be, there's just no way. This has creepers hastily-written all over it. I initially read "I watches you." Isn't anybody else concerned about the missing apostrophe and 'm'?
Couldn't be too dangerous. It looks like a Flair pen.... but there is that slash mark.
I read this as "I watched you" but it was written so hastily that the 'd' was not written correctly and they started to fix it, hence the line at the end, and changed their mind because they were too hurried. Either way, it's got creepy written all over it. It looks like a caption from one of those stupid LOL cat pictures though.
TORI--my very thought! Maybe it was written by a cat, LOL or not? After all, they *are* watching us...what else does a cat have to do? Oh, yeah--eat, and sleep....
Midlife (April 11), your mind works in mysterious ways! Are you sure it isn't a misspelling of 'NO DOGS'?
'I own Tchaikovsky's Violin' reminds me of the BBC Radio 3 (classical music station) announcers' training course that my brother went on -- there is (or, alas, was) a lovely violinist called Iona Brown, and one of the things the announcers were taught was "Beware of simply reading what is on the card: I Own A Brown Violin..."
I just got chills!!!
No not watches me, I watches u w/sharp objeks.
U bets watches out.
I am glad I am not the one that found this note- I would be freaking out. CREEEEEPY !!!
thats silly. i got one in the mail too.
So, now creepy stalkers write in lolcat?
i thot it said i want ya gone... like i wnt cha gyone
Doesn't it end in yon? Yon what? Should we warn fair maiden?
Putting it on someones desk when they leave the room is harsh....you never know what demons haunt them and worse, if they're looking for someone to share them with who tortured them, like yon chickie babe who left it for them.
This sounds like a lolcats caption.
I can't wrap my mind around this: the handwriting of at least a teenaged guy, yet it says "I watcheg you"!
Surely every teenaged boy knows how to spell "watching" by now?!
Uh...
I read it as one of those purposefully bad grammar jokes with the animals on it.. i.e. "I eated your cereal" or "I drinked your soda"
"I watches you"
This is my note. I used to work at a home depot in savannah, ga and I found this under my wiperblade one day in the parking lot. There was an asian guy that worked there who had a crush on me, and I suspect it was he who left it. This was back in 2003. I'm not the type of person who usually gets this kind of attention, so it was a bit creepy to find.
Anna, that was almost too good.
Glad he didn't get you, submitter!
I watcheg yon. Interesting. Have no idea what that means, though.
LOL, it's a stalker with a cold.