June 28, 2008

Yo Baby
FOUND by Mary Allison in Hillsboro, Oregon
I found this on my windshield after a flight lesson. I had just found out I got a flying job in Florida and was leaving in a week. Made my day.
the man behind the curtain in oz
your deliceous (sic) what?
+ June 28, 2008 03:01 AM +
darcy in LEAVING FOR HAWAII (technically California) TOMORROW.
if i got a note like this, i honestly don't know if i would be flattered or not.



the grammar...it buuuurns...


and this sounds like one of those gangsta wannabe guys who wear their pants at crotch level.




don't they know tight pants (and long hair.) are where it's at?


but that's just me and my 80's-ness.
+ June 28, 2008 03:27 AM +
Yo in the office
I'm just the office slut. Why'd you go fall in love with me for?
+ June 28, 2008 05:09 AM +
Christina Lupina in Johnston
I think I would be glad to be leaving. Sounds like someone would like to catch Mary in the dark. Anywhere.
+ June 28, 2008 06:35 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
at first, i thought he said that she was deciduous. that doesn't make any sense at all.
+ June 28, 2008 07:15 AM +
Rebel in a fishbowl
Haha Mona... I can see it now, thugs wandering the ghetto telling their women they look deciduous. Damn, baby.
+ June 28, 2008 07:33 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations running to hide and shedding leaves
I'm glad to read Mary was leaving town (the sooner the better). Notes like that are scary and make one want to apply for a CW permit.

And, you just leave my Damn Fine alone, you pervert.
+ June 28, 2008 08:10 AM +
fooch in Down The Rabbit Hole
I would suspect someone who writes like that to use the word deciduous. You never know, I guess.

"you deciduous...." He didn't get to finish his sentence because his girlfriend dragged him away and scolded him for flirting, and later she wrote him a note, apologizing for bitching at him and told him to have a nice day and not get into too much trouble.

+ June 28, 2008 09:21 AM +
Green Fairy in San Francisco
Brandon's response to Ashley, left stuck to the bathroom mirror when she got home.
+ June 28, 2008 09:40 AM +
forget fly in g.. I'll just rent a car.
Written on the back of a sheet from an Enterprise Rent a Car note pad.

Wanna know what scares me? How'd the finder get a flying job in Florida when she's still taking LESSONS? *shudder*
+ June 28, 2008 10:20 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Perhaps she was giving lessons.
+ June 28, 2008 10:26 AM +
Christina in Illinois
Surprise of the day: there are thugs in Oregon.
+ June 28, 2008 10:37 AM +
Indy
Mary's damn fine (left on her car) really broke his heart. He's a sympathetic fellow.
+ June 28, 2008 12:18 PM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
"Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeeeze... A funky groove to fuck to."
Any other tenacious d fans out there? Just me? Oh well.
+ June 28, 2008 12:43 PM +
th in k
What an elegant heart for such a thug-like character.
+ June 28, 2008 12:54 PM +
Kait in a frenzied state
This sounds like something guys in my class would write as a joke.

Congrats on being attractive!
+ June 28, 2008 02:48 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
YO! You deciduous baby.Yeah you a real deciduous tree. Shed your clothes, like a deciduous trees loses it's leaves baby! Yeah....
+ June 28, 2008 03:16 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
lol... i always fall for the deciduous ones.
+ June 28, 2008 03:53 PM +
w in ning over Mary's <3
girl you so deciduous, yo umbrage where its at.

what is the last month of the year?
Jeez. I'm not sure if I'm going to pass this one. . .
+ June 28, 2008 04:00 PM +
fooch in a candy wrapper
@Mona: HAHAHA! Good one..love the double meaning
"fall for the deciduous ones" (jeez, wish I was that clever).

Does anyone else think the d looks more like a j?

jeliceous.

A cross between delicious and jello...like bouncy and firm.
+ June 28, 2008 04:46 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Mary, if I were you, I would have hopped into my plane and flown as fast as possible away from this moron.
+ June 28, 2008 05:20 PM +
Unicorn in Atlantis
Reminds me of that madTV skit..."Dang! the back of yo head look ridic-uh-lus!"
+ June 28, 2008 09:24 PM +
Meaghan in Illinois
this sounds like some lyrics to a bad boy band song... wait, is there a GOOD boy band song?
+ June 28, 2008 10:52 PM +
nearly asleep in california
i just read it in the voice of Tim Meadows " Leon Phelps, the ladies man" . . .it is sweet and endearing that way.
+ June 28, 2008 11:35 PM +
Ferizzle in Canada
Can I have yo numbah?...
+ June 29, 2008 12:35 AM +
Oh You Know

@ Mona Lisa: "deciduous" Thank you.

Did you know the term deciduous is also used to describe antlers, insect wings and milk teeth?

I'll bet this note was co-written by Gil and Todd now that Yo is boinking Rob. She loves them in the summer and leaves them in the fall. Ark-ark.

It's a good thing Rex Winsome isn't here today. Even in his absence, old timers might hear faint echoes of his rants about everyone's indelible stain of racism.

@forget fly in g
"How'd the finder get a flying job in Florida when she's still taking LESSONS?"

Answer: the 9/11 Flight School doesn't teach you how to land.

+ June 29, 2008 05:15 PM +
Damn fine in my mind
Yummmm Fooch, jelicious!
+ June 30, 2008 02:30 PM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

Fly, baby, fly!!!
+ July 01, 2008 02:39 AM +
darcy in my chair
Effie: i love tenacious d.





*sings*



WWWOOOONDER BOOOOOOYYYY...
+ August 20, 2008 03:58 AM +

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