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June 30, 2008 |
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Hussy
FOUND by Al Pergande
in Orlando, Florida
I found this in a scrapbook consigned to me for on-line sale. There were a few other similar sketches, none as provactive as this one. From the book, it's a middle school girl who executed it.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Hussy with spiders hanging from her ears! Freaky little girl.
she looks like a drag queen to me...
must be the sideburns.
With those patented Greta Garbo eyebrows, those gen-u-ine crow's feet earrings, and that (unfortunate) nose, we've got a winner. Not to get catty or anything...
Looks like someone watches telenovelas...the shorter the skirt and lower the neckline, the more makeup, the taller the hair and longer the earrings...the worse the hussy! This hair isn't really tall enough, but we'll trade height for the back flip combined with front kiss-curls. Either that or she changed her mind halfway through.
Talk about the evil eye! I can just hear this character saying, "Vas a llorar lagrimas de sangre!"
Love that Picasso nose.
This one made me laugh out loud. Whew! Those muttonchop sideburns, the spider earrings (yes, I thought that too) and the spider decoration in her hair. But I think to really qualify as a hussy - the bust must be larger. Right now I see her as a hussy in training.
Orinoco - too funny about the telenovelas.
The spiders in her hair and earrings aren't what bother me. It's those buttons or whatever on her shoulders. I think they make the dress look vaguely obscene.
It seems the artist erased the original nose (which looks a lot better than the version on Hussy's face--as Farmer said, the Picasso nose)...the new nose is maybe more Hussy-like?
Can you go in for a rhinoplasty and ask for a hussy nose, or do you ask for the surgeon to fix your hussy nose?
She's got handlebars, too - a sure sign of a hussy. I thought her earrings were poorly drawn seagulls. And what's with the giant puckered starfish over her left eyebrow? That must be a major hindrance to social interaction.
Flargy, IMO the puckered starfish is actually the first known likeness of a true "butt head".
(I can't believe I just typed that!)
Normally I'm not drawn to the 'hussy' sort - but this gal...
She's just too dreamy. I think I'm falling for her.
"Hussy" is a new product line from American Apparel.
The erasures make it look like there's a smiley-faced rabbit on her left breast.
Lefty hefty, righty lighty. But the other way around.
Or, wait! Is this a portrait of Natasha from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons??
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It totally looks like the Rocky and Bullwinkle chick!!!
I so had this funny comment I was gonna post until I saw Librarians comment and then I just cracked up and I lost my comment :( it blew away...
...and the earrings are that one eyed spider machine from Johnny Quest.
Lucky for hussy her drawer decided not to give her those pointy tits.
@Librarian--I agree about the vulgar dress! My second thought was that the straps looked like someone's hand giving the "rock on" sign (or the UT hook 'em horns sign if you're from around here) where your first finger and pinky finger are held up. Her cleavage looks like the wrinkle in between your middle finger and ring finger! Even the lines that are supposed to be her boobs look like knuckles. Now that I have that image in my head, I can't see it any other way.
@Any day--Yes, but what about that chin? You could pry coins out of a piggy bank with her pointy chin!
I'll bet this is a picture of the artist's dad's girlfriend.. (the hussy! the Homewrecker!) and I'll bet her name begins with a "J". Note the secret little J encoded in the H in Hussy.
that definitely IS an eeeevil glare on the Hussy's face, though.
Love the dress straps. They certainly do look....interesting.... It kind of looks like there is pointy finger on each side of her upper body, (the buttons would be the fingernails).
Or, turn the computer upside down and maybe it looks like something else (obscene, Librarian?)
I really don't like the 'do'...I think the flip hair-thing, kind of frozen, is annoying.
Looking at her dress it looks like a headless;handless guy is lying on top of her. If she's *boinking* a guy with no head and no hands than she's truly a Hussy!
Looking at her dress it looks like a headless;handless guy is lying on top of her. If she's *boinking* a guy with no head and no hands than she's truly a Hussy!
What a birthday present this Found is! Cuz today is my birthday. I'm tempted to print off Miz Hussy and colour her ugly.
A propos of recent finds, "a signal honour" used to mean a great honour. So I think Hussy qualifies as "a signal bitch." But with that face, who would use her?
@ mlm, back in the 60's, the handsign where your first finger and pinky finger are held up used to mean "bullshit" where I came from. In S. Europe, you're calling the person a cuckold. Look it up. Definitely fighting words!
Happy Birthday Baby Basil!! And wow, if you google "cuckold", all kinds of websites come up that I'd be scared to click on at work...
I like her nose.
@ Small Bear: HAHAHA! If she is boinking a headless, handless guy..yikes. A necrophiliac?
Jeez, that hairdo is so weird....
Or perhaps she is "boinking" some weird looking tree or plant, dandrophiliac?? Wow!! Where did that come from, that was wayyyyyy off my first impression lol
Or perhaps she is "boinking" some weird looking tree or plant, dandrophiliac?? Wow!! Where did that come from, that was wayyyyyy off my first impression lol
there is an echo in this room...
Boris, you kill moose and squirrel.
A hussy w/ sideburns.... interesting.
Happy Birthday, Baby Basil!!!
If you are boinking a tree it would be "DENDROphiliac," whereas a DANDROphiliac might be boinkning your itchy, flakey scalp.
Happy Birthday Baby Basil!!
I'm using my kiddos laptop, and I can actually see the American Apparel ads (can't get 'em on my computer, and I feel like I'm missing out sometimes). Today, what should I see, but the backside of a swimsuited hussy, she almost seems to match the drawing. Except the dress is a little stranger, and you can't see her funky cleavage, or her strange nose, or the bizarre sideburns, or...
nevermind.
Happy Birthday Baby Basil. That's what I meant to say.
Provactive? Is that the opposite of a vegetarian?
there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...
there is an echo in this room...
she's been using provactive solution. Note the complete absence of even a single facial blemish.
She's been with 'TRUMP' too long!!!!!
I am EXTREMELY impressed with the level of post modernist deconstuction you have all applied to this picture. And I sorry I can't spell "Provocative" either.
Thanks for clearing that up, al. I know a hussy could probably well be described as "proactive" (at least in her own favour) but "provocative" certainly makes more sense. Or at leas "provoking."
I think I dated her.
She looks like a hussy from the 60s...Florence Henderson on a night on the town? (mother from Brady Bunch...with the flippy hair?..oh, never mind.)
Boob job gone awry: "When I said I'd like them to be a little higher, I didn't mean move my nipples to my shoulders!"
That's what pops into my head immediately when I think "hussy" ... glad to know someone else shares my mental picture.
Very prominent chin.
this is hilarious. i didn't think anyone said 'hussy' anymore. (i like that word actually, it sounds so much better than 'whore'. more...coldly insulting. lol)
anyway.
i love it!!!
I was on vacation and away from the computer when this posted. And it so totally figures that my first reaction is the same as Desperate Cynic's. I miss your comments, DC.