August 01, 2005

Why?
FOUND by Dan Condon in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Found this while walking my dog. He's pretty helpful in sniffing out good finds. I think that I'd lie too if someone called me a god damned bitch.
Emily in Granbury, TX
LMAO. Oh I love this! I bet she IS a bitch.
+ January 08, 2007 12:15 AM +
Patty in california
This reminds me of a heated telephone conversation I couldn't help but overhear at the airport, which culminated with the guy shouting into the phone "But you said you loved me, you fucking bitch!"
+ January 21, 2007 10:16 PM +
Alana
Despite the obvious need for an answer, I'm sure the intended reciever of this note would look at is as a rhetorical question.
+ January 22, 2007 05:09 PM +
Helen in colombia
love that! bet he thrashed her aswell, just after he came back home from storming out on her earlier. and then they kissed and made up. patty, that's brilliant - couldn't stop laughing for ages!
+ January 22, 2007 07:23 PM +
Stu in London, UK
I feel this dudes pain! I went out with someone who drove me bananas with behaviour like this too. After a while you begin to question your own sanity. I hope he made it out alive!
+ January 30, 2007 08:44 AM +
Amber in Kansas City
I'm sure he was just lying about MOST things - certainly not EVERYthing.
+ February 25, 2007 09:05 PM +
Stacie in Greenville, Tx
Because men always lie!
+ March 16, 2007 11:58 PM +
Hayley in love with a liar
ALL men lie. Even the good ones. They think they have to in order to save their asses once in a while.
+ March 21, 2007 10:54 AM +
Nicole in my own private hell
I don't think men have the market cornered on lying, do they? I think everyone lies once in a while. If you can get through your life without ever telling one lie...I don't even think that's possible.
+ May 08, 2007 03:11 PM +
Potnential Culprit in you
umm....this may have been meant for me. heh heh...whoops.
+ July 31, 2007 02:42 PM +
Alex in Ontario
I could see it being me too...
+ September 10, 2007 03:00 PM +
goddam bitch in your face
Ummmm... because you ARE always lying, you lying bastard moron.
+ October 09, 2007 05:45 PM +
Help Me... in Help You.
I'm thinking of maybe sending the link to this one to my boyfriend. I swear to god if I get accused of lying one more time... I didn't even have the capacity or understanding of lying quite like he does. It makes me think that he's actually the dishonest one because he thinks of lies to accuse me of that hadn't even crossed my mind! (Sorry. I needed to get that off my chest.)
+ October 12, 2007 11:43 AM +
chopsticks in chow mein
Help me, I always think the same thing when someone is so hell bent on accusing everyone else of various wrongdoings, then that someone is trying to somehow assuage their own guilt... ("methinks the gentleman doth protest too much...") Good luck with that... and don't waste to much of your life allowing somoene to make you feel bad. It sucks.
+ October 23, 2007 05:22 PM +
Elleot in Never Never Land
I think to an extent, it can be true. That people accuse to mask their own folly, or to admit it without actually admitting it. Granted though too, insecurity is a big player in cases where one person is consistently accusing the other of lying. These are both really obvious deductions though.

One thing I will note is that in all seriousness, women lie more than men do, from my observation. Humans in general lie, but women enjoy the masks more while men are generally met with anger when they are blunt. So in defense of the boys (I am female, so I can say this.), I will say that women lying down pat. Lying is used for all sorts of things: defense, glory, manipulation...and humans overall are amazing at it.
+ December 14, 2007 11:34 AM +
weed doughnuts in denver
he is lying, all the damn time--- and she called him out-- he thought he was so good
+ April 17, 2008 03:24 PM +
wheres the wiser in island in the sun
i like your style chopsticks!!!
+ August 22, 2008 10:57 AM +
Vicod in Queen
My last boyfriend was a pathological liar. I sometimes worry that my current boyfriend is lying to me when I have no reason to think so. I don't accuse him of it, but when I think that he might be lying about something, I have to rationalize with myself that he has no reason to and to keep from being paranoid about it. I'm just afraid I'll make the same mistake. Maybe the "bitch" was in a relationship like that and can't stop herself from accusing her new guy of lying about everything.
+ September 12, 2008 12:05 PM +

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