July 10, 2005

We Both Know
FOUND by Ellen Sawyer in Detroit, Michigan
I found this outside my office building, caught in the bushes. We don't need the other 3/4 of this letter to get the gist.
Junky in Nowhere near you
No comments on this one? Why? It's a good one! Let me be trendy then and say "FIRST!!" (Never did that before)
+ May 25, 2007 10:35 AM +
chopstix in chow mein
bummer.

I wonder if she was preggers, and he just wanted to deny responsibility, or if it was one of those classic cases where the girl claims to be pregnant.. ropes him in, and then, of course, "miscarries"

Either way, looks like he's having no part of it.
+ November 02, 2007 02:50 PM +
Niki The Whore in Michigan
It turns out it wasn't his. Actually I was abducted by aliens an impregnated without my knowing it. Weird thing though, the baby, now a toddler is starting to look like Dick Cheney. His first word was oil. Hmmm
+ June 26, 2008 08:53 AM +

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