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July 10, 2005 |
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We Both Know
FOUND by Ellen Sawyer
in Detroit, Michigan
I found this outside my office building, caught in the bushes. We don't need the other 3/4 of this letter to get the gist.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
No comments on this one? Why? It's a good one! Let me be trendy then and say "FIRST!!" (Never did that before)
bummer.
I wonder if she was preggers, and he just wanted to deny responsibility, or if it was one of those classic cases where the girl claims to be pregnant.. ropes him in, and then, of course, "miscarries"
Either way, looks like he's having no part of it.
It turns out it wasn't his. Actually I was abducted by aliens an impregnated without my knowing it. Weird thing though, the baby, now a toddler is starting to look like Dick Cheney. His first word was oil. Hmmm
"umber" makes me wonder if he was talking about a cucumber.
I would like to see the rest of this. ;)
What! Why are there only 5 comments? I love this.
Poor girl.
Poor guy.
POOR BABY FOR HAVING ILLITERATE PARENTS.
If you're old enough to be having babies you should at least know how to spell at an 8th grade level.
Sad, sad world with whores carring childs.
does it say "NEIN NIKI"? that means "no, niki" in german...
I think it says "nothing NEW Niki", babay.
²Sarah - If you're making fun of people for being illiterates than at least check the spelling in your own contribution. "carring childs"?
I was actually thinking of this find but thought alas I'll never be able to find it on this site. And huzzah, 2 seconds later I look down to other finds and there it is. Life just handed me a win. I swear I'm psychic sometimes.