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July 30, 2008 |
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Forever and Always
FOUND by Laura
in Charleston, South Carolina
There's obviously a story behind this, unless the artist just happens to have an affinity for Subway, chicken legs, body builders, and love.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The evidence suggests that Subway's corporate spokesman, Jared, has taken his diet of Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwiches too far.
I think Thomas lives next door to me. Minus the chicken legs.
Those chicken legs are sexy, yumm yum, dont tell me I am the only one who thoughts so.
It's obviously done by the girl, who's so hungry from dieting all the time that she's beginning to hallucinate!
Hey! Its the big guy from Penn and Teller!
Hay you w/ the wig, wanna dance?
And how come only one of the names at the top is blocked out?
And, finally, did anyone else count the digits on Thomas's left hand? Five fingers and a thumb. Must be all the genetically altered, industrially farmed chicken he's been eating. Or the steroids.
The girl seems to have no feet. At least he has his chicken feet, but she only has stumps.
Hey you with the stumps, wanna dance?
And another thing... "She" is clearly a cross dresser (I think I see an adams apple). Am I right on this?
No wait...
I know...
It's 'Mary' and 'J' from their early days!
CHICKENMAN! He's everywhere, he's everywhere!
Ahhhhhhhhh....
This is exactly the way I remember my senior prom.
I love his sumo wrestler hairdo.
Q: What do you get when cross Dwight Shrute with a samuri chicken?
If I were a Super Hero, I would be Chicken Man. Creating sandwiches left and right, to fulfill my fat free plan. Muscle Woman would be my #2, travelling both night and day. Always open and always primed, to destroy the falsehood of Chik-Fil-A!!
I like the Christmas tree tattoo on the woman's belly.
Everyday can be Christmas! (If it is permanantly inked on your torso.)
...am I the only one frightened by the chicken-legged bodybuilder?
whoa, am I hallucinating? Where did that dollar go? Where did that chicken man come from? Are we getting double finds to make up for all those lists?
At first glance, I thought that was a fish on his head then realized, damn! that's his hair.
And don't think that's a tattoo - just marks to indicate a six pack of abs.
the chicken legs on the bodybuilder illustrates a common term for guys who have huge upper bodies but whose legs are still skinny due to genetics or neglect.
why is only one name censored?
@feeling in coherent- I don't think her legs are stumps, I think they look like..... drumsticks!!!
There are such things as chicken superheroes if you have seen "Chop Socky Chooks"! It's a kid's show about chickens who are karate fighting superheroes, and I just love to say the title, over and over again, really quickly. I always had the inkling that the name was slightly racist, but they get away with it by pronouncing the double oo's in the word "Chooks" like the word "book". In my mind, the word "chooks" looks like it should be pronounced with the double oo's making a sound like in the word "broom". I guess that has something to do with the word having two leading consonants, or something like that.
YAY! Not another list!!!!
one of the names is censored to protect the couples identity. in case any readers here happen to know a couple by the name of ___ and Thomas.
just a first name can't reveal anyones identity, but 2 first names together as a couple possibly could
of course that's all pointless, since if any one knows a bodybuilding couple were the man has chicken-legs and the woman has drumstick-legs, chances are they'll recognize them without both names...
dazed and confused, we've been getting two finds a day for some time now.
and John... i dont know, what?
@Mona, sorry, I don't know either.
John, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
uh....um
no wait...I got it...
no...eh
Oh, I give up - how do you keep an idio...
heeeeey - wait a darn minute there...
I wonder why they felt the need to block the person's name? It looks short enough to just be a first name and it's not like we haven't seen a bunch of greeting cards or notes passed back and forth w/ both people's names displayed?
This gives a whole new meaning to "chicken legs."
The rest of the hideous drawing aside, I LOVE the peoples' lips.
And that chick actually reminds me of some actress, but I can't quite place WHO. Someone in the Mary Stewart Masterson range, but that's not it.
I've never seen a Subway with a doorknob on the door. In fact, I'm trying to think.. and it seems that old Chinese Restaurants (slated for demolition) are the only places I can come up with that have doorknobs on their doors.
AHA! It's Helen Hunt. Like from that tornado movie, or soaking wet in the rain on Castaway...
@Christina: Why, indeed. Maybe someday the uncensored version will appear on DIRTY FOUND.
Chicken legs, and a goats eye!
alan... .... tee hee hee hee....
Mom?? Dad???
@feeling in coherent and rebel in a fishbowl, I don't think her feet are stumps or her legs are drumsticks, but it looks like her feet are on BACKWARDS...
My brother's son calls the restaurant "Subway Eat Fresh" like its the name of the restaurant. Just throwing that in there.
I'm totally with Hilary in New Haven. I always get a little weirded out when i see a bodybuilder guy with a huge muscled upper-body and tiny little stick legs. If you dont believe this is true, you've never seen bodybuilders in the Southeast U.S. They all seem to think it's such a great idea.
I think the artist is trying to make fun of a couple he/she knows - or is just observing some muscleheads hanging out by a subway.
I think the chick's wearing shoes... and the artist was too lazy to draw details. The guy's right arm (his right, looking at it it's left), that's some pretty sweet bone disfiguration.
I think that the chick has horse legs to balance out her dude's chicken legs. That's why she has no feet. They look more like hooves to me. Perhaps those are nicknames they have for each other..?
WOW! To have a waist as small as chickenman's...and her arms are bigger than hers.....sweeeet....
whoops...I meant her arms are bigger than HIS...
....and yes, I love points of elipses...
Of course she has horse legs. You can't take equine steroids without some sort of side effect/consequence.
I think that's Samurai hair.
At first I thought this was a Napoleon Dynamite drawing, but Napoleon is from Preston, Idaho, not South Carolina. That song at the end of the movie is even "Always and Forever".
I am obviously not the only woman who believes that it's important to be able to kick your man's ass if needed.
Chickenman, chickenman, chickenman, hold my hand!
So why do you suppose the artist rendered the scrawny chicken legs SO well, but totally choked on the people feet?
Run! RUN! It's Baba Yaga's baby boy! With his Bride to Be!!
Picture, if you will, the offspring generated by these two mutants. "The World According to Monsanto", indeed.
This is your body--this is your body after consuming GM foods.
OMG! This drawing is sick! I just can't imagine humans and animals as one...you know what I mean!
Also, it looks as though they're getting ready or have already ate at SUBWAY and this is how you'll look after eating there subs.
I think I'll stick with *QUIZNOS*.
I always thought that body builders looked more impressive when they wore car wax buffing pads on their feet. Yay for her.