August 15, 2008

The Web
FOUND by Karen in Columbia, Missouri
Found in the hat section of costume shop.
Posing in the Matrix
A-HA!! I knew those Amish were growing shrooms in those barns!
+ August 15, 2008 12:04 AM +
Jan in the shade of a venerable oak
The mythical Green Man has gotten a makeover.
+ August 15, 2008 01:02 AM +
Clover in a lawn that can't keep up with the greeness of this picture!
Obviously he's a green crayon like me!
+ August 15, 2008 01:28 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Seriously cool...is this printed on green fabric? Or textured paper? Looks like fabric from where I sit.
+ August 15, 2008 02:06 AM +
Monkey in denial
It actually took me a minute to figure out what I was looking at here.
it's so blurry and GREEN, plus that odd thing in the background, it all took a minute to take in and make sense of.
+ August 15, 2008 03:18 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
Yes, fabric, I think. Very cool.
+ August 15, 2008 04:09 AM +
not just another mouth in battle with a different Costello song this morning
Monkey, what are you looking at?
+ August 15, 2008 05:03 AM +
Puckhog in the green room
Looks like Christopher Reeve wearing a Boy George hat.
+ August 15, 2008 05:05 AM +
Jonathan in London, England
Polaroid? Duh, flash didn't go off, throw it away?

Spy camera? 'Hey, are you stealing that hat?'
+ August 15, 2008 05:48 AM +
JodaBabes in General
I got it! It's Boy George with a parakeet perched on the side of his face posing in front of a bad arts and crafts project.
+ August 15, 2008 06:29 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Michael Jackson, hiding out in someone's bad dream.
+ August 15, 2008 06:56 AM +
Lucky in Kentucky
This is the artist formerly known as David Cassidy at his one man art show in New York, standing in front of his masterpiece, Green Light: Spider Web Projected.

+ August 15, 2008 07:00 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

HMMMMMM....it looks like a chick to me, however, those hats are back in fashion.
I agree with JONATHAN- it's a *spy cam* so no one can steal the hats!
+ August 15, 2008 07:05 AM +
fooch in the Rabbit Hole
It's Love, in her fabulous dress (and hat) waiting for Darnell.
+ August 15, 2008 07:12 AM +
mona lisa in the green room
Monkey, what is it that you see?

+ August 15, 2008 07:15 AM +
Lucky in Kentucky
David Cassidy looks like a chick to me, too.
+ August 15, 2008 08:16 AM +
hilary in new haven
is that a picture of the hat in which karen found the picture?
+ August 15, 2008 08:21 AM +
Curious in Charlotte, NC
Looks like Kirk Lazarus/Sgt. Osiris from Tropic Thunder, minus the facial hair.
+ August 15, 2008 08:58 AM +
play in g dot to dot, as I so love to do.
It looks like a mannequin to me. (as does boy george AND michael jackson, so...)

It's reminiscent of
http://foundmagazine.com/find/785
and
http://foundmagazine.com/find/1076
(well I'M not the one who mentioned MJ first...)
+ August 15, 2008 09:00 AM +
Hugo in Disguise
$#!+fire! There goes my cover.
+ August 15, 2008 09:01 AM +
Clover in the sun-baked lawn
Has anyone noticed a resemblance to Johnny Depp?
+ August 15, 2008 09:06 AM +
1funchickadee in her office, wasting time....
@Clover, yes.. a little, looks like their hair might be done in dreadlocks. (Like Captain Jack Sparrow?)
+ August 15, 2008 09:21 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Oh, yes, definitely a lot of Deppth to that face! Looks like he was caught mid-sentence in front of the storyboard for his next film.
+ August 15, 2008 11:11 AM +
christiatric in tromaville
Someone's holding A Flock of Seagulls roadie for ransom and this is the ransom photo.
+ August 15, 2008 11:35 AM +
D in an undisclosed location
It's Amy Winehouse, fresh out of rehab, and lookin' for a party.
+ August 15, 2008 12:58 PM +
lost in found
Looks a little like Holly Hunter to me.
Is all that "webbing" a part of the HAIR?
+ August 15, 2008 04:12 PM +
Smallbear in The Green Man
The Green Man is coming, the Green Man is coming there is no doubt,
You better not thrash and you better not shout.
He'll come in the night-time
He'll come when you're in bed
He'll come when you're sleeping and bash in your head.

The Green Man is coming, the Green Man is coming there is no doubt,
You better not run and you better not hide
You better tell your Momma, the Green Man's outside.
He'll chew up your dog
He'll spit out your cat
He'll come right at your sister and that will be that.

The Green Man is coming, the Green Man is coming there is no doubt,
You better not whine and you better not cry
You better be brave or there'll be a stick
in your eye.
He'll kick at your legs
He'll aim at your head
He'll fight so hard that soon you will be dead.

The Green Man is coming, the Green Man is coming there is no doubt,
You better not punch and you better not scream
You better wish your brother was on the Kick Boxing team.
He'll show you his teeth
He'll show you his muscles
He'll show you how much you need your corpuscles.

The Green Man is coming, the Green man is coming there is no doubt,
You better not dial, you better not smile
Or think that it's all in fun
You better hope someone else calls 911.
He'll kick you in the bum
He'll kick you in the can
You better run away as fast as you can.

(And I'm not kidding!!)
+ August 15, 2008 04:51 PM +
sarasara
fantastic, smallbear! :-)

and i love this find, too!
+ August 15, 2008 07:29 PM +
Lolita
Yikes. Smallbear, I will have strange dreams tonight.
I need to Google that title, since it is new to me.
+ August 15, 2008 08:45 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
Whoa Smallbear, that's super scary. Is the green man sorta like the Jolly Green Giant?

OMG!! At this very moment the news is on and it's a report about GREEN products! They are saying, "In 5 years GREEN will be imbedded into every product that you buy..."
+ August 15, 2008 08:46 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Clover if the JGG took Acid yes.

TV ANNOUNCER: " In 5 years GREEN will be imbedded into every product that you buy..."

CHARLTON HESTON: " Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

@Lolita the title is probably new to you because I made it up only four hours ago. I wrote this piece. Forgot to add as a subtitle that it's a children's verse. Sleep tight everyone. Don't let the Green Man bite.


Sarasara, Lolita and Clover thanks for liking it. It was a lot of fun to write.
+ August 15, 2008 09:05 PM +
Down in the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
The JGG is all organic, baby.. Shrooms, peyote, mescaline.. but no LSD. (I have it on good authority. ho ho ho green giant!)
+ August 15, 2008 09:48 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Phil Hartman impersonating Charlton Heston:"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEEEEEOOOPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&q
+ August 15, 2008 11:03 PM +
Darcy in my chair, being a happy hippie
hey Smallbear...thanks reading to that poem and watching 'The Wall' and 'The Song Remains the Same' all in the same night...i will probably have some weird, weird dreams.
+ August 16, 2008 03:40 AM +
Darcy in in my chair, being a happy hippie
oh yes...i forgot to say...











THIS IS SO COOL.


*grins*
+ August 16, 2008 03:40 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

@ SMALLBEAR- I heart you! You tell the best stories and poems!
+ August 16, 2008 05:23 AM +
Smallbear in the Cave
@Darcy and Holly thanks! Going to have to rewrite the last verse though, it's really awkward and loses the rythmn and structure of the rest of the song.
+ August 16, 2008 01:06 PM +
getting a new tattoo while in lockdown
It's a wax dummy of Keanu Reeves. And it's actually a better ACTOR than Keanu.

+ December 10, 2008 07:29 PM +

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