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August 07, 2005 |
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Your Breath Stinks
FOUND by Vanessa Berry
in Sydney, Australia
This was discovered after rubbish night, a runaway from a recycling bin, trapped against other mutinous pieces of trash in the gutter. I picked it up because I remembered being a kid and making jokes about people with stinky breath and the jokes being hilarious... when stinking breath was one of the worst things you could accuse someone of.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
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That's cute. And it's such a poor attempt at humor which kind of makes it funny. :D
Crest Shitpaste, why do you ask?
Hahahahah, awhh.
Love the hyphen 'Toot- hpaste'. Reminds me of one I saw in print once: 'horses- hoe'...
I wonder what it says on the back (arrow)
This is the funniest thing ever, why arn't there more comments on this?!
I think the arrow is suppose to be pointing to the person he is telling has sticky breath. Ya know how kids do stuff like that:D
Anyone who is using "TOOTh paste" is going to have stinky breath.
Haha another poor attempt at humor.
i love this one...Crest Shitpaste, lol.
wow.. this is funny everytime i read it..
This is so...charming! Cute, funny. It's great how he laughed at himself. (or she/herself of course!)
Reminds me of that adorable little video from America's Funniest Home Videos.. junior sitting on Santa's knee, Santa says, "and how about you, little buddy? what would YOU like for Christmas?" and the little guy says, "Mister, you have BAD Breath!"
Santa's kind of a close talker.
I wonder what that kid got for Xmas that year. It would have been a perfect "out" for the parents. They could have saved a ton of money by not spending money on any presents, and saying the kid got nothing because he dissed Santa.. golden opportunity.
haha!
maybe he can't tell in person how stinky the other's breath was, so he just wrote this.
LOL Ü
it's probably good that this note was probably not received to the person the owner is writing about.