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September 05, 2008 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
this makes me laugh. I had no idea they made forms for these sort of things.
and the wide range of options available here is amazing, from the childish and innocent to the mature and serious. from "riding bikes" to "making babies, "eating ice cream" to "living in sin"(which actually go quite well together), "hula hoop" to "climb Mt. Everest". it really covers a lot of ground.
I should order a few cases of these, they'd make so many things easier...
I can only imagine getting this with the "break up" option checked, now thats a cold way to end things.
I would love to get several of these, to slip in my honeybunches pocket on unexpected days, for them to find at work. With some naughtier options than these, of course, along with the more innocent pleasures.
"Marry" in a checkbox? Now, that's an unromantic proposal. Where's "get a divorce," while we're at it?
i will not grow old until we can do it together.
now the whole world will know about knock knock products.
Anyone notice it's not signed? Wonder if Jack will spend his days looking at each and every person that passes thru his life, thinking "is it YOU?".
It's a good thing I don't live in Illinois, since I can't spell it, eh?
i need one of these.... a little prompting would go a long way.
@ EMILY- I noticed that one first, as well!!! As if *Growing old is an option...*
Very sweet, nonetheless.
SWEETEST THING EVER
Holly, growing old is always an option and it's usually messy no matter which choice you make.
Meanwhile, http://tinyurl.com/5qjowk
growing old is usually the best option. I don't like the alternative.
THanks, grumpy, i was looking for that url. i used to have it in my favourites, or something like it anyway.
Right now? OR anytime? make up your mind nameless potential spooner person, you can't have it both ways.
(No, I take that back, because "anytime" would include "right now". Same with "right here" and "anyplace".)
never mind.
Right Here! Right Now! (I've been singing that for two days, can't remember which DM song it's from. Help! so I can listen to the entire thing and get the hook out of my head!)
The note reminds me of some humorous "form letter" stationery I had when I was a kid. Write in the name and check a bunch of boxes, make Grandpa and Grandma chuckle while they feel like they've actually recieved a communication from you so that they'll send money for your birthday.
I don't think I ever sent a single one. They wouldn't have sent money anyway.
[check] Buenos Dias!
How are you? I am [check] sitting here in a funk..
@ DeLonghi Model CT12: it's fat boy slim and right here right now is indeed the title and also, if i am not wrong, the only lyrics in the entire song repeated over and over. i think you may be in for a world of pain.
Personally, I'd rather thumb wrestle.
Maybe I could thumb wrestle at the beach over a cup of coffee while walking the dog. and laughing. of course.
I mean: and laughing, of course.
I was just listening to Spoon yesterday - but not with Jack.
If you check 'win the lottery' is that a guarantee you'll win?
You're all right...I meant to say.....
*Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is an option!*
Sorry @ GRUMPY!!
I choose bird watching. Then we can spoon.
@ GRUMPY- Thank-you ever so much for the link!! I'm calling in and ordering today!
Maybe...accidently...I'll fill one out and let it slip outta' my unzippered daily-ledger binder!
Fabulous notepads...check these out, people!
ok.. i've found the site i'm doing all of my xmas shopping at.. this stuff is hilarious. not just the stationary, but all the other stuff. .check out the garden gnome carry awayers.. i forget what they're called now, but you'll know when you see them.
After we spoon for awhile, let's fork!
I'd like to get drunk and knit with you.
I might find this interesting (albeit in a sickeningly cutesy kind of way) if the form was handwritten, as opposed to pre-printed and mass produced. To me, this is about as exciting as a picture of a scratch-off lottery ticket (winner or loser, it makes no difference).
The "will" checkbox seems superfluous to me.
I love how enthusiastic she is about spooning with Jack.
I mean, circled five times.
That's a gal in serious need of some spooning.
@DeLonghi and @going down swinging--Unless it's "Right here, right now, watching the world go by, in the blink of an eye", by Jesus Jones.
I want to Hula hoop with you while we Climb Mt. Everest, where we can Reminisce about Gambling together.
I will not engage in Winning the lottery until we can do it together.
isnt there a song like that by U2 or something?? its in my head right now, but i cant search it, cuz all things 'entertainment' are blocked here at work..sigh
Well...if they have "spoon" they should certainly list the other utensils: fork, knife, spatula, spork, peeler, etc.
The handwriting looks feminine...and why the lowercase j for Jack? Hmmm...methinks he doesn't warrant a capital letter...also, methinks that if they list "pray," they should list "prey"; if they list "buy a house," list "sell a house," etc. Give more options here okay?
I read "I'd like to jack with you right now, right here"...
Hmmm... nice. A bit public though.
I think i'd purchase a stack of these if i ever saw 'em
By the end of my life I will have done everything on that form except "Climb Mt. Everest" and "Knit".
did you hear about the author of 50 things to do before you die? he died. before he'd done all the things.
I'll stop the world and melt with you...
Man, do I hate that song.
Back in the old days ... "spooning" went along with "sparking" as synonyms for what later got called "necking" and "making out." And I've always recollected that "spooning" was a term of southern Appalachian derivation.
As in, it could be what them Kentucky girls think they are so good at.
Where can I get a pad of these????
My best friend from grade school is now in a band called Spoon. Where did I go wrong?
Is "Walk the dog" some kind of euphemism?
@Grumpy - Great link!
I clicked around further and found a great "Don't Kill the Kids" instruction sheet for babysitters that was amusing. I might have to get some of these!
Feeling in coherent, as in "I Turn My Camera On" Spoon? I love that song.
Feeling - as in 'Take the Fifth' Spoon.
I'm listening to them again right now - do you get free tickets?
That site is totally the bomb. I can see myself (ahem...I mean Santa) buying the Lunch Lady Action Figure for my teen age son's stocking. He would get a kick out of it.
Also, I think Santa might bring me the PMS breath mints. or the Understand Your Mother breath spray.
I do enjoy getting drunk, getting tattooed and gambling.
But Pray? Are you fucking serious?
Hey! Note writing for the terminally lazy...
@Mona "growing old is usually the best option. don't like the alternative."
What exactly is the alternative to growing old?
Getting younger? Just wondering.:)
mmm... thumble wrestling! <3
nobody knows how much I really love that ;D
You can order those slips here: http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VI
Ah the power of Google...
smallbear, methinks the alternative would be dying young. (live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse?)
@cruising you might be right. Good thing for me bears don't age as fast as you poor unfortunate humans. :-)
smallbear, the alternative to getting older is being dead.
Thanks, Grumpy. I like the pez earrings and the pistol remote control.
I want to go to the beach and take a trip. I would not spoon with anyone else.
X Yes! Please send me a lifetime supply of these forms.
You can find this pad and so much more at Knock Knock: www.knockknock.biz.
It's a great place to spend the final hours of a workweek.
And here's a direct link to the pad:
http://www.knockknock.biz/commerce/Pads/Do-Thi
Mona, not if you happen to be Dorian Grey.
I am buying the Ball of Population for my desk.
Live in sin. I vote for that. With George Clooney, from Kentucky.
@ Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
That's the band, but I haven't seen him since we graduated in '84, so tickets are probably out of the question.
true....i, myself have chosen to remain timeless, on the wall next to vitruvian man.
@Alan
I don't know all their songs, but they are based out of Austin, so that might be the band. I can't imagine two 'Spoon' bands.
Sooo...if you check the WILL box, then what? How are you supposed to respond to that?
To: Mona Lisa
Date: For all time
Place: The Louvre
I'd like to hang with you. If you're done cheating with every Tom, Al and Hairy wearing pants. I'm waiting here with outstretched arms, what else can I do?
Aw. Bummer, Feeling in coherent, but...well, my niece is also the niece of one of the members of Cypress Hill (her dad is his brother, her mother is my sister) So, now we know there are less than six degrees of separation between Spoon and Cypress Hill.
Oh and if y'all ever wonder how far away from Kevin Bacon you are, my sister in law's sister works for the tv show Extra. I'm sure she knows him or at least has met somebody who knows him.
I like these:
http://www.iamlost.com/features/ecards/
lolol!!!
aw, this is why I love Knock Knock products!
considering the location of the Find, I'll bet she got the notepad at Archie McPhee's in Ballard. Coolest store everrrr.
This is so adorable! I emailed a link to this page to the boy and told him everything I'd check off if I were to give some to him. :D We've already done a few on the list, but not the majority! (:
The anal-retentive in me is digging how the list is in alphabetical order.
perpetualkid.com sells them and they also have a bunch of other funny ones
Thanks to those of you who responded to my query about that "right here! right now!" hook from a poorly remembered song... It definitely was NOT fatboy slim, OR jesus jones.. I was thinking it was Depeche Mode.. (it fit so well with the recurring DM references around here of late) but it's from the song PLEASE by Ostin Torre. (mmmmyummmmm)
http://tinyurl.com/Ostintorre
Does no one else find it odd that "making out" and even "kiss" are missing from this checklist?
This sounds like something my significant other would do and call it "romantic". LOL.
where would someone obtain a fill-out-form like that?