September 05, 2008

I'd Like to Do This with You
FOUND by Emily Magley in U of W campus, Seattle, Washington
I found this note while leaving class one day.
Monkey in denial
this makes me laugh. I had no idea they made forms for these sort of things.
and the wide range of options available here is amazing, from the childish and innocent to the mature and serious. from "riding bikes" to "making babies, "eating ice cream" to "living in sin"(which actually go quite well together), "hula hoop" to "climb Mt. Everest". it really covers a lot of ground.

I should order a few cases of these, they'd make so many things easier...

I can only imagine getting this with the "break up" option checked, now thats a cold way to end things.
+ September 05, 2008 12:22 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
I would love to get several of these, to slip in my honeybunches pocket on unexpected days, for them to find at work. With some naughtier options than these, of course, along with the more innocent pleasures.

"Marry" in a checkbox? Now, that's an unromantic proposal. Where's "get a divorce," while we're at it?
+ September 05, 2008 12:58 AM +
emily in seattle
i will not grow old until we can do it together.
+ September 05, 2008 01:34 AM +
lars in all my forms in the nwc?
now the whole world will know about knock knock products.
+ September 05, 2008 03:09 AM +
Carla Sue, heading for work in Illniois, even tho she lives in Indiana
Anyone notice it's not signed? Wonder if Jack will spend his days looking at each and every person that passes thru his life, thinking "is it YOU?".
+ September 05, 2008 03:30 AM +
Carla Sue in Indiana (again)
It's a good thing I don't live in Illinois, since I can't spell it, eh?
+ September 05, 2008 03:31 AM +
wrye in a sleepy-daze
i need one of these.... a little prompting would go a long way.
+ September 05, 2008 04:12 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

@ EMILY- I noticed that one first, as well!!! As if *Growing old is an option...*
Very sweet, nonetheless.
+ September 05, 2008 04:24 AM +
darcy in my chair, wondering why the hell i can't sign in to fave this
SWEETEST THING EVER
+ September 05, 2008 04:55 AM +
grumpy in the morning
Holly, growing old is always an option and it's usually messy no matter which choice you make.

Meanwhile, http://tinyurl.com/5qjowk
+ September 05, 2008 05:16 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
growing old is usually the best option. I don't like the alternative.
THanks, grumpy, i was looking for that url. i used to have it in my favourites, or something like it anyway.
+ September 05, 2008 05:22 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Right now? OR anytime? make up your mind nameless potential spooner person, you can't have it both ways.

(No, I take that back, because "anytime" would include "right now". Same with "right here" and "anyplace".)

never mind.
+ September 05, 2008 05:35 AM +
DeLonghi Model CT12
Right Here! Right Now! (I've been singing that for two days, can't remember which DM song it's from. Help! so I can listen to the entire thing and get the hook out of my head!)

The note reminds me of some humorous "form letter" stationery I had when I was a kid. Write in the name and check a bunch of boxes, make Grandpa and Grandma chuckle while they feel like they've actually recieved a communication from you so that they'll send money for your birthday.

I don't think I ever sent a single one. They wouldn't have sent money anyway.

[check] Buenos Dias!
How are you? I am [check] sitting here in a funk..
+ September 05, 2008 06:09 AM +
going down swinging in Melbourne, Australia
@ DeLonghi Model CT12: it's fat boy slim and right here right now is indeed the title and also, if i am not wrong, the only lyrics in the entire song repeated over and over. i think you may be in for a world of pain.
+ September 05, 2008 06:16 AM +
Julse in my room eating Amber's (famous) koolaid pie
Personally, I'd rather thumb wrestle.
+ September 05, 2008 06:54 AM +
Julse in my room eating Amber's (famous) koolaid pie
Maybe I could thumb wrestle at the beach over a cup of coffee while walking the dog. and laughing. of course.
+ September 05, 2008 06:57 AM +
Julse in my room eating Amber's (famous) koolaid pie
I mean: and laughing, of course.
+ September 05, 2008 06:58 AM +
alan goes "pting" in Joe Strummer's head
I was just listening to Spoon yesterday - but not with Jack.

If you check 'win the lottery' is that a guarantee you'll win?
+ September 05, 2008 07:09 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

You're all right...I meant to say.....

*Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is an option!*

Sorry @ GRUMPY!!
+ September 05, 2008 07:17 AM +
fooch in the closet, looking for my binoculars
I choose bird watching. Then we can spoon.
+ September 05, 2008 07:22 AM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

@ GRUMPY- Thank-you ever so much for the link!! I'm calling in and ordering today!

Maybe...accidently...I'll fill one out and let it slip outta' my unzippered daily-ledger binder!

Fabulous notepads...check these out, people!
+ September 05, 2008 07:22 AM +
mona lisa in heaven
ok.. i've found the site i'm doing all of my xmas shopping at.. this stuff is hilarious. not just the stationary, but all the other stuff. .check out the garden gnome carry awayers.. i forget what they're called now, but you'll know when you see them.
+ September 05, 2008 07:35 AM +
Lance Pants in a trance
After we spoon for awhile, let's fork!
+ September 05, 2008 07:35 AM +
John
I'd like to get drunk and knit with you.
+ September 05, 2008 07:40 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
I might find this interesting (albeit in a sickeningly cutesy kind of way) if the form was handwritten, as opposed to pre-printed and mass produced. To me, this is about as exciting as a picture of a scratch-off lottery ticket (winner or loser, it makes no difference).
+ September 05, 2008 07:42 AM +
Agent Ling Hi in the Orient Express
The "will" checkbox seems superfluous to me.
+ September 05, 2008 07:43 AM +
Mary in Land of the Spoon
I love how enthusiastic she is about spooning with Jack.

I mean, circled five times.

That's a gal in serious need of some spooning.
+ September 05, 2008 07:45 AM +
mlm in texas
@DeLonghi and @going down swinging--Unless it's "Right here, right now, watching the world go by, in the blink of an eye", by Jesus Jones.
+ September 05, 2008 08:03 AM +
Night in gale
I want to Hula hoop with you while we Climb Mt. Everest, where we can Reminisce about Gambling together.

I will not engage in Winning the lottery until we can do it together.
+ September 05, 2008 08:06 AM +
mona lisa in the song library
isnt there a song like that by U2 or something?? its in my head right now, but i cant search it, cuz all things 'entertainment' are blocked here at work..sigh
+ September 05, 2008 08:16 AM +
Karen in Milpudlia a.k.a. Silicon Valley
Well...if they have "spoon" they should certainly list the other utensils: fork, knife, spatula, spork, peeler, etc.

The handwriting looks feminine...and why the lowercase j for Jack? Hmmm...methinks he doesn't warrant a capital letter...also, methinks that if they list "pray," they should list "prey"; if they list "buy a house," list "sell a house," etc. Give more options here okay?

+ September 05, 2008 08:55 AM +
Jonathan too in my office (sshhh!)
I read "I'd like to jack with you right now, right here"...

Hmmm... nice. A bit public though.
+ September 05, 2008 09:57 AM +
Blended in Baltimore Maryland
I think i'd purchase a stack of these if i ever saw 'em
+ September 05, 2008 10:08 AM +
L
By the end of my life I will have done everything on that form except "Climb Mt. Everest" and "Knit".
+ September 05, 2008 10:17 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
did you hear about the author of 50 things to do before you die? he died. before he'd done all the things.
+ September 05, 2008 10:29 AM +
alan goes "pting" in Joe Strummer's head
I'll stop the world and melt with you...

Man, do I hate that song.
+ September 05, 2008 10:47 AM +
Librarian in the deep wood(s)work
Back in the old days ... "spooning" went along with "sparking" as synonyms for what later got called "necking" and "making out." And I've always recollected that "spooning" was a term of southern Appalachian derivation.

As in, it could be what them Kentucky girls think they are so good at.

+ September 05, 2008 11:04 AM +
Makin tea in her underwear
Where can I get a pad of these????
+ September 05, 2008 11:09 AM +
Feeling in coherent
My best friend from grade school is now in a band called Spoon. Where did I go wrong?
+ September 05, 2008 11:30 AM +
Feeling in coherent
Is "Walk the dog" some kind of euphemism?
+ September 05, 2008 11:31 AM +
Christina in Illinois
@Grumpy - Great link!

I clicked around further and found a great "Don't Kill the Kids" instruction sheet for babysitters that was amusing. I might have to get some of these!
+ September 05, 2008 11:40 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Feeling in coherent, as in "I Turn My Camera On" Spoon? I love that song.
+ September 05, 2008 12:22 PM +
alan goes "pting" in Joe Strummer's head
Feeling - as in 'Take the Fifth' Spoon.
I'm listening to them again right now - do you get free tickets?
+ September 05, 2008 12:38 PM +
Julse in my room eating Amber's (famous) koolaid pie
That site is totally the bomb. I can see myself (ahem...I mean Santa) buying the Lunch Lady Action Figure for my teen age son's stocking. He would get a kick out of it.
Also, I think Santa might bring me the PMS breath mints. or the Understand Your Mother breath spray.
+ September 05, 2008 12:44 PM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I do enjoy getting drunk, getting tattooed and gambling.

But Pray? Are you fucking serious?

+ September 05, 2008 03:32 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
Hey! Note writing for the terminally lazy...

@Mona "growing old is usually the best option. don't like the alternative."

What exactly is the alternative to growing old?
Getting younger? Just wondering.:)
+ September 05, 2008 03:42 PM +
tuileriesa
mmm... thumble wrestling! <3

nobody knows how much I really love that ;D
+ September 05, 2008 03:47 PM +
Smitten Okie
You can order those slips here: http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VI

Ah the power of Google...
+ September 05, 2008 04:04 PM +
cruising in my porsche spyder
smallbear, methinks the alternative would be dying young. (live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse?)
+ September 05, 2008 04:19 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
@cruising you might be right. Good thing for me bears don't age as fast as you poor unfortunate humans. :-)
+ September 05, 2008 04:34 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
smallbear, the alternative to getting older is being dead.
+ September 05, 2008 04:44 PM +
Vill in .
Thanks, Grumpy. I like the pez earrings and the pistol remote control.
+ September 05, 2008 05:43 PM +
swift in in Botany Bay
I want to go to the beach and take a trip. I would not spoon with anyone else.
+ September 05, 2008 05:52 PM +
Sold in the U.S.
X Yes! Please send me a lifetime supply of these forms.
+ September 05, 2008 06:14 PM +
Finally Friday in Los Angeles
You can find this pad and so much more at Knock Knock: www.knockknock.biz.

It's a great place to spend the final hours of a workweek.

And here's a direct link to the pad:
http://www.knockknock.biz/commerce/Pads/Do-Thi

+ September 05, 2008 07:20 PM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Mona, not if you happen to be Dorian Grey.

I am buying the Ball of Population for my desk.
+ September 05, 2008 07:41 PM +
Lolita
Live in sin. I vote for that. With George Clooney, from Kentucky.


+ September 05, 2008 07:57 PM +
Feeling in coherent
@ Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville

That's the band, but I haven't seen him since we graduated in '84, so tickets are probably out of the question.
+ September 05, 2008 08:15 PM +
mona lisa in the louvre
true....i, myself have chosen to remain timeless, on the wall next to vitruvian man.
+ September 05, 2008 08:15 PM +
Feeling in coherent
@Alan

I don't know all their songs, but they are based out of Austin, so that might be the band. I can't imagine two 'Spoon' bands.
+ September 05, 2008 08:35 PM +
Just me in my house
Sooo...if you check the WILL box, then what? How are you supposed to respond to that?
+ September 05, 2008 08:50 PM +
Vitruvian Man in the next frame
To: Mona Lisa
Date: For all time
Place: The Louvre

I'd like to hang with you. If you're done cheating with every Tom, Al and Hairy wearing pants. I'm waiting here with outstretched arms, what else can I do?
+ September 05, 2008 10:35 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Aw. Bummer, Feeling in coherent, but...well, my niece is also the niece of one of the members of Cypress Hill (her dad is his brother, her mother is my sister) So, now we know there are less than six degrees of separation between Spoon and Cypress Hill.
+ September 05, 2008 11:04 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Oh and if y'all ever wonder how far away from Kevin Bacon you are, my sister in law's sister works for the tv show Extra. I'm sure she knows him or at least has met somebody who knows him.
+ September 05, 2008 11:20 PM +
Stirgy in Fillydelfia
I like these:

http://www.iamlost.com/features/ecards/


lolol!!!
+ September 06, 2008 12:30 AM +
right here in bed
aw, this is why I love Knock Knock products!

+ September 06, 2008 01:04 AM +
Left my heart (and a FOUND bumper sticker) in Archie's
considering the location of the Find, I'll bet she got the notepad at Archie McPhee's in Ballard. Coolest store everrrr.
+ September 06, 2008 06:05 AM +
Sarah in Rhode Island
This is so adorable! I emailed a link to this page to the boy and told him everything I'd check off if I were to give some to him. :D We've already done a few on the list, but not the majority! (:
+ September 06, 2008 10:39 AM +
goldbelly in South Bend, IN
The anal-retentive in me is digging how the list is in alphabetical order.
+ September 07, 2008 01:23 PM +
lindsay in texas
perpetualkid.com sells them and they also have a bunch of other funny ones
+ September 07, 2008 06:26 PM +
DeLonghi Model CT12
Thanks to those of you who responded to my query about that "right here! right now!" hook from a poorly remembered song... It definitely was NOT fatboy slim, OR jesus jones.. I was thinking it was Depeche Mode.. (it fit so well with the recurring DM references around here of late) but it's from the song PLEASE by Ostin Torre. (mmmmyummmmm)
http://tinyurl.com/Ostintorre
+ September 09, 2008 01:24 PM +
Surprise Surprise in right here
Does no one else find it odd that "making out" and even "kiss" are missing from this checklist?
+ September 21, 2008 08:20 AM +
Ripley in Buffalo, KY
This sounds like something my significant other would do and call it "romantic". LOL.
+ October 06, 2008 05:17 AM +
letsx3party in here
where would someone obtain a fill-out-form like that?
+ October 21, 2008 07:13 PM +

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