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September 04, 2008 |
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Butt Buddy
FOUND by A. Neal
in my sucky physical science class room
I came into my class (where I would be doing assignments which would soon be lost by my irresponsible teacher with chest hair exploding out the top of his polo shirt), when I spotted this folded note on the dirty ground with an eraser ripped into bits nearby. I just discovered FOUND and was ecstatic to find something sooo hilarious to submit. I put it in my pocket after I showed my lab partner. My next class was math. When I was going to get out the note to show it to someone in that class, I realized it must've fallen out in the bathroom, before I came into class!! I asked my teacher if I could go to the potty; I looked into the stall I had been in, and lo-and-behold there it safely was.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Amelia Neal? Well, even if not, I'm glad you refound the butt buddies.
Reminds me of biology class, 2 students per table. I sat at the row of tables right up against the podium and sink, where the teacher (who bore a striking resemblance to the close-up of the toad on our biology textbook)loomed over us. He must have been nearsighted because he never saw my lab partner and I writing back-and-forth notes on the same page, right under his nose. We both got good grades.
i wouldn't have let you go to the lav. i'm mean like that.
(i didn't mean to scare you.)
i love you, A. Neal. you're frickin hilarious.
Ahahaha!! Looks and sound like a guy and a girl writing back and forth to one another like what BABY said she and her friends did in class!!
Sometimes I wonder....just what ARE those teachers reading while looming over our shoulders...or thinking?
@ Holly ... the question might be 'down what are those teachers looking while looming over our shoulders'?
I kind of like how the note writers very carefully kept the indentations running so that they could keep track of who wrote what. I don't remember being that anal (oops! sorry) about that when we wrote notes in school.
I'm curious about the sexual orientation of the one with the friend.
She, the first writer, asks if he (the second writer) was with a girlfriend, then once she finds out he was with a male friend, she badgers him so that he has to INSIST that it's JUST a friend-- so does that mean it's possible that it could be MORE than friendship? If it wasn't a "butt buddy," there wouldn't be so much insisting that it wasn't, via the insane amounts of underlines under just, and the exclamation points after "he is!"
I'm thinking this is a case of, the butt buddy "doth protest too much."
@girl
you beat me to it.
The first writer seems a bit too interested in butt buddies if you ask me!
the description of the teacher sounds like my Freshman English teacher.. the exploding chest hair.
Sounds like caveman talk: OOG! Why are always late?
UMME. Try guy friend! (Is Good!)
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it's just stupid.
This was one germy note by the time it got to found. Ew.
Unfortunately I think there will soon be fewer of such finds. Text messaging. No matter how many NO CELL PHONES signs are posted, no matter now many confiscations and detentions are issued, the cell phones are not going away. Give up now teachers. Leave it alone. If it interferes with their learning, let their grades show it. If not, let it be.
The principal at my school told me we need to get with the times. He told me that he texts the ASB kids and student athletes WHILE THEY ARE IN CLASS to tell them important stuff like.. well I'm not sure what that would be. But it's not about the science lesson I bet. I took that as a signal to take down the NO CELL PHONES signs in my classroom.
Sounds sexist to me if girls can't have be butt buddies.
Jeez. Sure I am pissed off!
Whatwhat in my butt? ( looks behind to the left, to the right ).
Obviously, the first writer is Biz Markie. (Extra credit in Physical Science for anyone who gets the reference.)
The very last line sums up the entire conversation.
A. Neal's description made me fall asleep - so I've got nothing.
so i took blah, blah's word for it at the time ... i thought just having a friend could be no crime. cuz i have friends and that's a fact. like agnus, ... jermaine and jack.
i was sitting in the same type of class with biz markie rollin through my head many moon's ago. thanks, Flargy!
@Flargy- Oooooh baby, yoooouuuuu!
Sweet! A Find that was lost, then found, then lost again, and then found again!.... Wait. Is that right? Does that make this note a very rare double find? I think that A. Neal should win a prize!
@Flargy, mlm: You *say* he's just a friend...
Flargy, does it count if i get the reference cuz i googled it?
What of the ripped up eraser "nearby"? A strange coincidence? Or something more sinister? Hmmmm ...
I found it interesting that Anna is spelled with three 'A's. The result of sloppy handwriting or a parent's lame attempt to give their child a unique (or maybe U'ni'que) name by misspelling a name already in common usage?
@Clover don't take the "No cell phone" sign it only teaches an already rude and self absorbed generation that they can get away with doing whatever they want and politeness and respect aren't important! Allowing cell phones isn't changing with the times IMO it's giving in.
I should have said don't take the "no cell phones" sign down, above.
It's a whole new world, Smallbear. Roll with it. (c'mon, roll in it, honey.)
Wow. Urban Dictionary has many interesting definitions for butt buddy.
"A padded pair of drawers/skiveys worn by insecure men with flat ass."
tee-hee
We used to use a term "asshole buddy"
It meant a package deal: one guy was an asshole, and the other (nice) one was the buddy; no gay reference at all. Women do the same thing in pairs, but I don't have a name for it right now..
This find is disturbing on a number of levels.
I enjoy how the word "just" is underlined in a similar fashion as the words underlined in "The Dotes Are Ships" Find today.
It looks like she says "butt buddy" and he says, "No.. Buff buddy."
@lost in the '80's I stand by my view on cell phones. They have no business in schools.Period end of story. Not all change has to be accepted. Not all change is good. (I'm still voting Obama though.)