September 30, 2008

Good Eraser
FOUND by Annie Moss in high school hallway, USA
This scrap was found in the hallway a couple of days before the assembly against drugs and alcohol.
darkshines in The cupboard under the stairs
I like the synonyms for "drunk" when the word itself would have sufficed.
+ September 30, 2008 04:02 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
Remember: "good" students don't do anything when school is involved.

Of course, flashing your friends when you're drunk doesn't actually involve school ... so that's an open playing field.
+ September 30, 2008 06:38 AM +
A girl in a cube
The person accusing her of flashing is probably just a creepo who's full of wishful thinking. That person seems more caught up in trying to convince the (non)flasher that she DID flash, rather than trying to retell or explain any details. And the fact that he(?)'s so casual about the whole thing, rather than showing any signs of surprise or shock, just seems to add to the likelihood that it never happened. So honey? Don't worry about it-- just another creep trying to bring you down.
+ September 30, 2008 07:33 AM +
Don't let Any1 see this or else!
Oh my gosh! I am so mad at Ashley right now! She is telling everyone about how I flashed Ike and Carl in Study Hall yesterday. That makes me so mad. I can NEVER have fun without Ashley or someone messing my life up.

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+ September 30, 2008 07:36 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
It's noteworthy that FlasherGirl did not deny being drunk. And if she's such a good girl, why did she not write in the lines on the paper? Such deviant behavior tips the scales against her. I think we should agree she was plastered, baked, and/or wasted. But did she flash or not?
I for one think the boy is trying to take advantage of FlasherGirl's inebriation to make false accusations. I base my decision on the fact that she writes her exclamation points the same way I do.
+ September 30, 2008 07:40 AM +
Myrna in Greenville
This guy probably got her really really drunk just so he could get flashed. Ah, the cheap thrills of the school days....
B(o)(o)BS!!!!!!
+ September 30, 2008 07:53 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
Flash! Aaaa! Saviour of the Universe!
+ September 30, 2008 08:12 AM +
not wait in g for Flash Friday.
I don't do anything when school's involved. just mac, smoke &...

give one mind blowing blowjob.

(*urban dictionary def #15 has mac as "to hook up with someone" as I've always understood it, it's hooking up with someone ELSE's someone.)

(*mac can also mean a range of things, including Mind Altering Chemicals.)

I don't think some creep's making stuff up to annoy her. I'll bet she got hammered enough to give a table dance and show her girls. Someone at the party probably had a camera, too. (oh the perils of partying in today's hi-tech world.)
+ September 30, 2008 08:23 AM +
drink in g coffee when i should have decaf
My horse is named Flash, but the only peep show you will get with her is when she lifts her tail.
+ September 30, 2008 10:26 AM +
ULTRACHICK in Utah
I don't think she did flash him, he is soooooo making it up to try to get her to do it again. Not gonna work buddy.

I hate when people try to convince you that you did things you DIDN'T when under the influence. My friends tried to pull that one on me, but luckily I remembered everything from that night

Ha Jokes on you Lexi! :P

+ September 30, 2008 10:38 AM +
FLASH in G EVERYONE
(*)(*) WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
+ September 30, 2008 10:41 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Eraser?
+ September 30, 2008 01:09 PM +
Flash Gordon in the space capsule
Hey Turbo
Nice Queen reference. Teehee.

This girl sounds like my ex-girlfriend in high school. The slut. Just kidding!
+ September 30, 2008 01:38 PM +
Cowering in the corner because I'm a bad girl.
Ah, the good ol' days... I sometimes wish I could forget some of the stupid/slutty things I did as a teenager...

To 'darkshines in The cupboard under the stairs': It probably doesn't just say drunk because it doesn't *mean* just drunk (no alcohol involved). Baked usually does not = drunk.
+ September 30, 2008 01:49 PM +
Red Sunshine in San Anto
OR maybe she DID flash and is just trying to pretend it didn't happen or she doesn't remember because she is just too embarrassed to admit it to herself. Poor girl...... Hopefully someone DIDN'T take a picture!
+ September 30, 2008 02:18 PM +
Pastor Z in in the kitchen
If she was fried instead of baked, would it have been a flash in the pan?

Sorry...
+ September 30, 2008 03:39 PM +
Smallbear in the Cave
*adding a meaningless layer*

Maybe she was broiled not baked?
+ September 30, 2008 05:33 PM +
LASH in hysterics..

give one mind blowing blowjob! Love it!!!!

@ PASTOR & SMALLBEAR- Ahahahahahaha!!!! You've made my day, again!

I've nothing to add...you've all posted hilarious things!
+ September 30, 2008 06:49 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
First I thought it said "you were lust."

But really it's the accuser-guy who's lust!

Pastor, that's hilarious!
+ September 30, 2008 07:03 PM +
Dess in the ATL
plastered/baked/wasted

speckled/roasted/desecrated

I just like my Thesaurus; that's all.
+ September 30, 2008 07:16 PM +
Chrome, waiting for you in Cancun.
plastered generally refers to drinking to the point of FUBAR, while baked refers to smoking weed... and Wasted is, of course, the delightful combo that often leads to Girls Gone Wild. (whether they want to remember or not.)
+ September 30, 2008 07:35 PM +
fooch in choking on the matzah balls
What is with the flashing? Like, not a 'buck naked' thing, but lifting up a skirt or dipping a bit to low to see cleavage?
Personally, when I see a butt crack riding above some low jeans, that is too much for me.
When I was younger, streaking was a good way to get attention.
+ September 30, 2008 07:51 PM +
Annie Moss in the good ole USA
When I found this, i was most interested in what the erased part said. It was so hard to see, and didn't come out at all on the scan. So just now I looked again at the original, I can pick out a few words that weren't completely obliterated by the good eraser. I can see, "But your just mad because ... smoke & I am a good person ... boys ... TRUE!"

I really wish I could read the rest. Why did they even bother erasing it?

I gotta say, the anti-drug and alcohol assembly had a slightly different flavor for me, with this note scrap in my pocket.

Oh! My spam question is "What is the opposite of bad?" Hahaha!
+ September 30, 2008 07:57 PM +
Giggly Found Hound
a little coin slot's a ok as long as the person flashing it is hott.

Hey Annie, thanks for sharing your Find, and for trying to include the erased parts for us... Congrats on having a Find posted!!
+ September 30, 2008 09:30 PM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
Coin slot. Hee hee.
I streaked once. It was fun and I wasn't drunk.
It was a dare...
+ September 30, 2008 09:46 PM +
Old Gringo
I tried streaking once....way back in 1974.

It was not fun!! I almost got caught by the
campus cop at a girls' college in a town so
small everybody knows your parents!

I was not drunk...it was a dare...the guys I
was riding with drove off with my clothes as
soon as I bailed out of the car!
+ September 30, 2008 11:03 PM +
Clover in the Lawn
Whoa Old Gringo! I hope you got back at those guys!
+ September 30, 2008 11:48 PM +
speeding off in a Nova in 1974
(I have a feeling those guys' come-uppance is on its way.. some 35 years later!)
+ October 01, 2008 08:33 AM +

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