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October 15, 2008 |
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Even Cowboys Get the Blues
FOUND by Jill
in Charlie's, Las Vegas, Nevada
I found this card in a stack of cards at a gay cowboy bar. It was the only one with a message written on it.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
eew eew eew..
Okay. Yeah. Please change the title. Uh huh. thank you.
I like how it looks like at first the author of the note was going to say CRABS (or something else that begins with a C..?) but went with scabs.
Too much sharing is how you get into this kind of mess in the first place.
The term "breakout" makes me imagine that he had been keeping the lice in a little cage, possibly tucked safely under the scrotum, and they managed to pick the lock and get freeeeeeee!
ahhh yes, the politics of genital herpes...I heard there was an erection coming up.
icky,icky,icky
sounds like cowboys get more than the blues.
ick.
what kind of scabs are treated with pills? I don't think the author had lice. and actually, kinda yeah, if you're going to share the problem, it would be nice if you'd shared the solution.
Creepy. Someone go google scabies.
Scabs = non-union crabs and it'll take more than $250 to make them stay away. Pony up with the cash, cowboy.
Could be gonorrhea, which causes sores and scabbing.
My brothers had a little chant they used to do at odd moments...though I promise they had no firsthand experience of it (at least not at that age):
"I got the clap and the blue balls, too.
The clap don't hurt but the blue balls do."
Where they got this rhyme I have no idea.
@ Effie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now THIS is a Find. Private information (about someone's privates, no less). Unusual topic. It leads to happy nostalgia ("ah, I remember the 'clap and blue balls' song") and great comments from around the world.
Much better today.
I REALLY wish I knew how to quit you.
Sorry bout the typo on Genitalia.
Makes one wonder...
Do scabs really suck down there?
And what was _Jill_ doing at a gay cowboy bar?
Just rub on a good handful of Ben Gay ointment and you'll be good to go.
Maybe Jill is really a Joe.
So, given the content of this note, why would our author choose to write "down there" instead of a more explicit term? It seems an odd bit of modesty that he/she has qualms about that, but has no problem with the act of writing this note or with writing "fucking scabs."
Any thoughts?
@ not just another ... found in Las Vegas, so maybe "down there" means "in Mexico"
@ not just another mouth,
I think the modesty of "down there" is cute (sort of?)-- it shows a bit of tenderness to his feelings about what the other guy's got "down there..." But he is pissed off about those "fucking scabs."
So, the real question is, did they both already HAVE the STD in question, and this just triggered an outbreak? Or did only one have the STD, and just passed it on for the first time? Is it an incurable STD, or one that will go away?
For Valentine's Day one year, I got scabies. But I wasn't rooting around a Vegas queer bar.
"Fucking scabs!"
oooook....
So many questions, but I don't want the answer to any of them!!!
"Focking Scabs" Heeheeheehee.
I'm a girl and I've been to an Irish Gay Piano Bar/Pub in Kentucky. I don't think there's anything weird about a girl going to a Gay Cowboy Bar.
@ Effie...
O M G your comments made me laugh out loud at my desk. People now think I'm nuts....well....more nuts!
By the way Gay Cowboy bars are the BEST!
$50 - for a new sleevless black tee
$175 - for some leather chaps
$120 for drinks and a gay ol' time on the town
$250 to rid myself of those fucking scabs
A life time of Herpes - Priceless!
or is it YIKES!
I think it's "fockinh cs cabs" ... whate'er that means
One of my friend's daughters has herpes. She's only 15. She probably got it from one of the many boys she's slept with. so sad.
My brother travels a lot for his job and stays in a lot of motels. One year, he came down with a horrible rash and went to the doctor. He told him it was mites, and prescribed him a lotion for it. When he dropped it off at the pharmacy, I guess the pharmacist didn't know he waiting in the benched area and my brother heard him exclaim, "Scabies Man!" when he went to fill the Rx.
"Scabies Man" is also a good name for a band.
Scabies Man is an excellent name for a really lousy band, mlm.
@ Jan..that is hilarious.
pony up, indeed.
LOL at lousy band!!!
Y'all want to know how to get rid of crabs?
You have to shave *half* your pubic hair, soak the other half in turpentine, light it on fire and when they run to bald half, stab them with an ice pick.
Let me tell you, it works.
@ brain problem situation in my head
Should you be lacking turpentine in my bathroomm I've found finger nail polish remover or rubbing alchol make a good substitute.
I wonder if focking scabs are anything like panty crickets? And will boy pills work on both?
@ Lance Pants
Panty Crickets...well played
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_herpes_bumps_always_op
and
$250 for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aciclovir
What happens in vegas....
Man, I totally read the word "breakout" as "breakfast" at first glance. COMPLETELY different thing...
Lindsay...the latter, of course, being the much more pleasant of the two.
@jolenesummer
What happens in Vegas....stays with you for awhile.
Even Crabboys Get the Blues.
Has anyone figured out why this is so totally wrong yet? I hope all you homos loose your junk to disease then maybe morality will return to the Earth...
@ Lindsay...me too. I was really confused at first.
@ Laughing...you make me sad.
@Laughing....Me thinks you protest too much...hmmm makes one wonder doen't it. Are there a few bones in your closet????
I think my junk may already be "loose", Laughing. I mean, I AM forty, so it's bound to happen sometime, right?
@mlm: In the immortal words of "Norma Rae": "I was good at 17; since then things have kinda slipped and slid." Or, being interpreted, at 40 you have everything you always did have, just lower down.
As for "Laughing", he obviously never had anything. Or anyone. And never will, with an attitude like that.