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October 26, 2008 |
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Mystery Surfer
FOUND by Olivia
in New York City, New York
I was emailed this picture by a stranger who mixed up my email with a friend's. The email said "dear ol, has the heat dropped? are you still sane? how are the cats getting along. here i am pretty restricted, the bad guys control the town, I have taken shrinking medicine and dyed my hair black. i only hope i can get restored to normal, but they say that costs a whole lot more as everyone wants to look like a gringo hepas of hugs and please say hi to santiago. tell him i am thinking i will go straight to hf from the plane when i return and bring his volvo down on Sept 2 so we can load up in nyc." I was going to tell them they had they wrong person but I love getting mysterious messages... so I just didn't respond. :)
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
A butthole surfer and a buttcrack sitter. Nice. Buttcrack Girl needs a cut and condition treatment for that hair.
It's fun to be first!
so should I start sending in my viagra e-mails, which are clearly not meant for me?
the asscrack in this photo sort of looks like a butthole ... from this angle ... if you squint.
if those pants were a bit lower, this would qualify for the "dirty found" collection...
which, if they started putting up here would make the finds of the day more interesting though maybe not very pleasant
I had to look twice before I realized that girl does not have a tramp stamp. Weird- I thought it was standard issue for a girl who wears shorts or pants that low.
Hepas of hugs are really, really small hugs like those hepa particles you vacuum can trap with its hepa filter. How many hepa hugs equal a regular hug?
(What Found web person decided to include the 'Magnify' feature on this photo? What would we possibly want to zoom in on?)
All in all it's just two kids on the wall.
Gee, I wonder who's the surfer and who's the surfee?
@Teacher
I wouldn't worry about B.G. (the one on the right) not treating that hair. It will eventually just break off all by itself.
@Geek
Not convinced that the Stamp is AWOL from this specimen: it could be that her shirt is actually pulled too low to see it.
actually it's cousin Itt on the right, and she's facing towards the camera....
It's windy rainy autumn here, I'd like to be sitting on a wall in the sunshine.
So, Finder, you decided to totally screw up this person's travel plans just so you could go through more of their personal emails. Niiiice. They're gonna be stranded in NYC with Santiago's Volvo, and Santiago's gonna think they stole it and whatever the "load" consists of, and he's gonna put a contract out on this poor person who did the best they knew how to make the meet.
Reminds me of the time a travel agent friend recieved a fax from the police about transferring a very dangerous prisoner; it was very detailed with times, places and procedure. They called the offisah in charge (also listed on the fax) and told him where it had ended up. Phone panic! They were asked to please shred the document post-haste and forget they ever got it. I think the offisah would have been pleased if they had offered to burn the shreds.
Actually he still has the fax.
Wierdest looking coin slot ever.
@ lawndude: I totally agree. It's almost as unnatural as Tori Spelling's cleavage.
My sister always has plumber's crack. The funniest thing ever is to drop random things down there while she's squatting down or other wise distracted. HILARIOUS!
obviously, the sender of this message is on crack.
Butthole Surfers....rad band. It has been a long time...
As for the ass crack. I am not finding this 'too sexy for her shirt."
"I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes"
from "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers
(gasp, sputter, gag!). The coffee is being wiped off the keyboard, wishing I hadn't seen this without warning!
To the finder...I would have emailed back, and pretended to be ol. What fun that would have been.
Girl on right with blue shirt =2 sexy 4 her shirt
Are the Butthole Surfers actually surfers?
I used to get these emails from some crazy lady who thought I was her daughter. They were sporadic and asked me what kind of computer I wanted and other random things. Every time, I would email back and tell her she had the wrong person, but she never replied to those. I should check that old account and see if she's emailed recently.
I can almost see that girl's asswhole.
"Let's go surfin' now
Everybody's learnin' how"
Has anyone stopped to think that "Chick" on the right could possibly be a dude?? I'm trying not to check "Her" ass out just in case.
Hmm. Somebody pulled her tail out of its socket.
I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants
so sexy it huuurrts....
To repeat: sometimes a hole is just a hole...(yeah right!)
@fooch. Yah, I'm old enough to have seen the BHS in their prime (pre-pepper). Quite blowing of the mind.
@Lolita: no, the BHS are not actual board surfers. Butthole surfing is the oral retrieval of anally deposited semen.
Uh, gorgon, thanks. I imagine I could have Googled the term, but it is always good to get the scoop straight from my favorite source of information on the Internet (this site).
Furthermore, now that I know what Butthole Surfing means, whenever I have the privilege of hearing the term dropped in conversation, I will know EXACTLY what it means, and have a visual to go with it, as well.
That's ugly.
What is ugly: the picture, or the visual that gorgon just gave us?
I vote for the picture. There is nothing sexy about buttholes.
Urban Dictionary:
"The band 'The butthole surfers' actually used this as their name because of all the things people would associate with it. What it actually means is when someone is running along and fall on their ass and slide on the grass. That is butthole surfing."
jeez...that a picture, gorgon
p.s. Actually, the other definitions are more interesting...
How about a tape worm?
The Gluteal aka the natal or anal Cleft is the groove between the the buttocks that runs from just below the sacrum to the pernium, so named because it forms the visible border between the external rounded protrusions of the Gluteus Maximus muscles. The Gluteal cleft is above the location of the anus.
WOW! Now that's a *Quarter-sized slot*!!!
crack kills *
@ Matt.
I think it's safe to look. I'm pretty sure it's a girl. go ahead sport, check her out!
I agree, too, lawndude. Her "crack' looks like a belly button. Or, as L put it, her tail is missing!
One of the Butthole Surfers (I think the lead singer--I'll have to google, now) is the son of a long-time kiddie show host from these parts, Mr. Peppermint. Mr. Peppermint had a sidekick called "Muffin", a squirrel-like creature who talked as though his nose was stuffed up. His show is no longer on the air--he may have even passed away, but I'm not sure. We liked to joke that Muffin used to get sick and tired of all the kiddie drivel he was forced to speak and thus, insulted Mr. Peppermint on a regular basis in his sinus-impaired voice; "Fuck you, Mr. Peppermint. Your son is in a hippie band and probably does drugs. Tell that to your audience!"
I stand by my definition.
But that's not an offer, perv.
What in hell is shrinking medicine?