September 22, 2002

It Makes Me Mad
FOUND by Curt Wiederhoeft
Higgy in TN
Hmm... well what I get from this is he wants to make an "ass call" while another guy is at the girls house?
+ January 10, 2007 03:30 PM +
Dee in Bangkok
what I get is - he has a girlfriend, but still makes booty calls. And his chief booty mistress is friends with his girlfriend. So when he makes booty calls to his booty mistress, she's always at his girlfriend's house.
+ January 16, 2007 05:18 AM +
Katie in New York
I think Dee is right. Hmm, he sounds like a creep.
+ February 02, 2007 03:01 PM +
Jack in England
I'm worried, that looks like my brother's signature.
+ March 06, 2007 04:38 AM +
Laurie in FL
I think I agree with Higgy. This sounds like it's addressed to another guy. Maybe the girlfriend's best friend is a dude and it's a bit uncomfortable and infuriating for the author. I think that is more likely because, while guys can be stupid, who is stupid enough to mess around with their gf's close friend and then leave evidence?
+ March 09, 2007 08:43 AM +
Nicole in my own private hell
I wonder what's written on the back. It looks like maybe the writer got a note from someone and responded on the back? I agree that it's probably to another guy...Laurie's idea makes a lot of sense.
+ May 07, 2007 01:17 PM +
Midlife Crisis in California
What is an "ass call"? Regardless of the definition, I find this note utterly revolting.
+ May 09, 2007 07:25 PM +
Society Dwelling in Canada
Yeah, the guy is going to his girl's house, and when he arrives, the girl's friend is there. It may or may not be addressed to another guy. Though the outspoken nature of "ass call" might set up the implication of it, it's not unheard of for a guy to be insensitive even to his girl's girlfriends if he feels they are cutting in.
I agree that the writer got the note, and responded on the back. It wouldn't be suiting for this guy to have gone out of his way to write a ridiculous note to express himself.
Just more reason to prove the ambiguity of the entity. Note writing is definitely a female dominated activity.
+ May 14, 2007 10:51 AM +
izzy in montana
okay, first off, there is no writing on the back. if you look close, its obvious that the letter was folded in the center and that the letters rubbed off.

my take on the interpretation: its written by a guy, and he's divorced. he has a daughter, but she's all grown up.
and lives on her own.
and the used-to-be wife and he have this agreement that occassionally they can still hook up.
but the sad thing is when he wants to, she's always visiting their daughter, creating awkward moments for all.

so its addressed to his ex.

k done
+ July 27, 2007 06:28 PM +
db in the shadows
I THINK a girl was visiting his girl when he went to make a booty call and he wrote that note to the other girl hoping she would leave and unblock the cock.
+ September 28, 2007 03:09 PM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
Why does he think it's his choice about when he can have ass. He's not always going to get the ass when he makes the ass call.
+ March 26, 2008 09:56 AM +
simply in conceivable
@izzy,
I'm sorry, but I have to vehemently disagree with both your statements.
The "rubbed off" letters are not in the same location as the letters on each side of this note, it was not created by folding the note and rubbing or wetting it to the point that the letters started to appear due to the crease.

There is likely something written on the back. It may or may not have anything to do with the ass call situation, though.

Also, in the context of a guy who uses the phrase "ass call" (@midlife crisis, an ass call is a booty call, or when someone calls someone else specifically and only to hook up for sex, usually on a regular basis), a daughter would not be referred to as "my girl." "My girl" definitely refers to a girlfriend given this person's other slang dialect.

Thank you. That is all.
+ May 16, 2008 01:09 AM +
me, really bored in the clubhouse
Kind of under the "S" in girls I can see that there's a heart on the other side. Can't make out anything else. Well, actually to make things even more difficult to decipher, it appears that some words were written in pencil and ERASED (though not completely) from this side before this note was written. (and is it from Joe or Jeff?)

But there does also appear to be writing on the reverse.
+ June 04, 2008 10:09 AM +
Night in gale
I applaud his ability to express his feelings so clearly. (Oh! Maybe it was written by a woman!)
+ June 04, 2008 11:37 AM +
maybeeeee
My girl is the writers girl friend. Maybe the note is addressed to the girl's dad!
+ June 18, 2008 01:14 PM +
Twilight in the sky
Would you use an ass phone to make an ass call?

I think this letter is writen to a girl that is friends with is girlfriend. I hope that eventually his girlfriend finds out that she's being played.
+ July 15, 2008 09:32 AM +
Johnny Go in Chicago
who is so lazy they can't spend an extra second to write 'booty', and instead just writes 'ass'???

Maybe this is just the 'dear penthouse forum' in me, but i think a woman wrote this note. this is based solely on the handwriting and the discussing of feelings via a passed note.
+ August 20, 2008 03:04 PM +
Rita in Smelling fish guts in kodiak AK
"Chief Booty Mistress" is funny Dee in Bangkok
+ September 05, 2008 12:43 PM +

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