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December 04, 2008 |
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Filthy Pigs
FOUND by Sydney
in Lexington, South Carolina
I found this at a Shell station in the middle of nowhere. I love how direct it is.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Whoa. I've been through Lexington. I would never have guessed there was any Party activity there.
I would have guessed that the Sheriff's department is a tool of the bourgeois power elite, keeping the worker and the "other" quietly subdued and exploited.
that's pretty specific. Maybe the LCSD was behind the recent financial meltdown, too?
Yeah. Take that, graduate degree*!
*Do you think I can argue that this is adequate for this month's student loan payment?
But I AM a corrupt, elitist, middle class/rich pig. How can they be against me?
It would seem they have a fairly extreme website..... http://ruralpeople.atspace.org/
@ Flargy: As another corrupt, elitist, etc, I'm with you. The pigs defend us and yet they're against us? The flier is direct, but it needs to be more specific.
Note: perhaps the LCSD are filthy pigs who foster corruption, etc. If so, that's bad. All I know is (1) The flier implies they're against me, which I doubt; and (2) Bacon is delicious.
Coincidently, I had some bacon for breakfast today. Mmmm.
Cocktail, Molotov?
You can almost hear two different voices; one a harsh, twanging roar (for the main message) and one smooth, cultivated "radio voice" for the small-type "disclaimer" at the end: This message courtesy of.... meaning, Hey, don't look at me, I just broadcast/distribute the stuff.
Do Marxist-Leninist-Maoists even do courtesy? History would seem to indicate the contrary.
Instead of fighting the filthy pigs can we just wash them?
"You don't know how lucky you are boys,
Back in the U S,
Back in the U S,
Back in the U S S R"
When I was a kid, a friend told me that his father had said that the hammer and sickle thing was because the communists would hit you over the head with a hammer and then cut off your head with the sickle.
But today I'm wondering whether the LCSD invented racism.
Wow! Look it's an Obama poster.
(I miss Rex Winsome.)
My head keeps trying to make LCSD mean something like "Latter Church Saints Day".
"Everywhere there's lots of piggy's
Living piggy lives
You can see them out to dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives
To eat their bacon"
I'm pretty sure the middle class works too.
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you from Lexington County?
Jules: Nah, I ain't in the Rural Peoples, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit and are exploitative of women and hillbillies. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces and will attack blacks and immigrants.
Jules: I don't eat explotative imperialistic dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy capitalist animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty and selfish. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality and shared his wealth and was not oppressive, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
@ Jules ... Wilbur ("Some Pig").
I rest my case.
Holy Moly! I live in Lexington! I've never seen this sign, but it's funny as all heck. For the record, I think the police here are very nice, but maybe it's because I'm not a card carrying member of the CRAZY CULT!
@ librarian -- I keep seeing LSD. But maybe that's just me.
I must say I'm quite impressed with the spelling, grammar, and punctuation of the poster, overall. Not what I would have expected. I guess the Rural People's Party benefited from the elite elementary schools, at least.
*CLAPS* for Snarky!!!! YAY!! I was going to say that!! lol
@Nightingale--The first thing that I thought of when I saw that hammer & sickle was Rex! The find of his for the apartment complex in Russia (or something like that?)is one of my favorites! In fact, it may be on my favorites, but since I can't sign in at work, I can't find the link for everyone. Does anyone remember which find I mean?
Wow...this gives a whole new understanding as to why SC is a RED state!
@mlm
Here is the Rex Winsome find you were talking about:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/4023
What happened to Rex? I noticed his absence, but did I miss his departure?
Thanks, Cotton! That brought back some chuckly memories....
Rex got a different job, where he doesnt have time to goof around on the computer during the day. (he's become my sex slave, actually. He's presently chained under my desk)
I've been to rural people's parties before. We used to call them bush parties. Lots of drinking, fires and drinking.
Okay, then, these folks have their own presence on the Internet (not gonna up their web cred by posting their URL here). The opening page on their web site lauds and honors the "martyrdom" of "Cde." [Comrade?] Jim Jones of the poison-drink-mass-murder-suicide thing in South America back in 1978.
Yowza!
(oh, wait, @darkshines beat me to their website)
Whoa. I would love to go live on a commune, probably because I'm such a hippie (not a communist), but, uh, not that one. Such negativity. Where's the love, peace, and freedom? How about explaining what you're for instead of screaming about everything you're against?
It's all good to be against racism, sexism, elitism, ageism, but they're so vehemently classist, I can't even give them credit for all of their anti-isms, I can hardly believe that website is not a joke.
leninist-maoist? sounds like someone's a little jealous of the filthy pigs power and would like to oppress some corrupt, ellitist middle class bourgeoisie.
WORKERS OF ALL LEXINGTON COUNTY UNITE!
Night: the very first thought I had when I saw this was of Rex Winsome! Not sure what he's up to but I know for sure his ass is freezing cuz it's cold up here in this neck of the woods.
@Kermit: I keep seeing LSD too.
Man. I miss college.
And the clean pigs in the sheriff's department? What about them? Not to be fought??
Grammar and punctuation question: that section in the parentheses ... there must be an "s" added to the word "defend". And then should I read it that the clause "by exploiting working women..." modifies how the LCSD defends the rich pigs, OR does that "by exploiting..." modify the way the rich pigs enrich themselves? I'm just so confused.
The marketing consultant in me says that for a party of the working people, its marketing materials sure don’t work very hard.
There is no call to action that tells me, the reader, how specifically I can go about fighting these filthy pigs should I decide to do so. Visit a website? (No URL handy.) Call and see when the next meeting is? (No phone number handy.)
Of course, I only know that because I am a corrupt, elitist, middle class marketing guy.
ewww...a little reminiscent of Charlie Manson
(well, sort of. Ok, just the rich, elite, middle class rich pigs part).
Good one, Catface. That piggy song is on the White Album, yes?
Which leads to the comment about Charlie Manson....
i dont exactly understand what the filthy pigs are doing that's so bad. would they care to clarify?
exploitation? how?
i need some good old fashioned convincing.
well miss banana, the FILTHY PIGS from the lcsd (hm. i think kermit's not alone, the swiss formula keeps appearing on the quick glances...)
happen to be AGAINST the RURAL WORKING CLASS as well as being AGAINST YOU, for apparently you're their medium to amass their capital- if, of course you're a working man or woman or a citizen of the black nation.
as it seems the exploitation thing would be much better handled by the comrades of the curteous rural people's party who, after the image of lenin and mao, would surely provide a much better distribution of goods than the aforementioned FILTHY PIGS...
if this was too much text, look back up at the find, it's like six lines with four of them in bold types and capital letters... if that ain't convincing, then what is?
FIGHT THE RURAL PEOPLE'S PARTY! They are against the working rural class! Only the PEOPLE'S RURAL PARTY understands your plight! Rise against the inherent violence in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed ...
there's good and bad and helpful and not-so-helpful guys in our county's sherrif department, like 1:3, respectively
you have to feel a little bit sorry for the (presumably) lonely revolutionary workers party member of Lexington SC - must be a lonely life
Pigs are actually quite clean creatures. And what would we do without baby-back ribs??