November 24, 2002

The Feng Shui Was Not Right
FOUND by Maggie Keane
The note was left by our house sitter when we were on the road with the circus. We "fired" her when she created a situation with the local teenagers that resulted in our home getting broken into. When we returned, every stick of furniture and every picture and wall hanging was removed and crammed into our son's bedroom. This note was stuck to the bathroom wall. When questioned about the furniture she said it was because the feng shui of our house wasn't right.
Mary
I want to know more! you can't leave me in suspense like this!
+ October 29, 2006 04:48 AM +
Joanna in Southampton
That is just so awesome.
+ November 16, 2006 09:03 AM +
Higgy in Tennessee
Yes please continue...
+ January 14, 2007 12:22 PM +
Lily in San Diego
And then...
+ February 14, 2007 06:36 PM +
Christa in BC
So living without furniture is better Fen Shui? She sound like a crack head... I don't understand why she didn't just rearrange the house, rather than chucking it all in one room...
+ February 22, 2007 08:38 PM +
Carrie in Ireland
Yes, because putting all the wall hangings and pictures into one room helps the Feng Shui soooo much...
+ March 30, 2007 06:17 PM +
Trippy in NC
Was there a huge acid party at the house?? None of this makes any sense.
+ May 18, 2007 10:59 AM +
tattooedlucy in FLA
Ok.. am I the only one needing to comment on the Circus part?
+ July 17, 2007 10:53 PM +
Speechless in South Cackalackie
Wow, this is just wow. I hope you made her put your house to rights before you fired her. What a freak.
+ September 21, 2007 02:15 PM +
Go in g to where the JOY is!
Tattoed Lucy, I'm with you.. I wanna hear about life in the circus with Maggie Keane!!
+ October 28, 2007 10:00 PM +
olly in the end
its probablyy that they moved all the wall stuff into one room for a huge party they probably had while you were away so none of it would get damaged. and the note is the drunken ramblings of someone?
+ November 09, 2007 04:32 PM +
Lisa in Chicago
I love that James told Michele to call him on Sat eve, is that Saturday evening or Friday night the eve of Saturday?
+ February 21, 2008 01:20 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
I thought circus people lived in brightly-painted caravans, or at least trailers, not houses. But then I like to think Puddleby on Marsh is a real place.

If I were you, Maggie, I would go through everything in that bedroom and make sure nothing's missing!
+ March 15, 2008 12:52 PM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
Whats on the back of this?
You can faintly makeout a drawing or scribbles of some sort.
+ March 25, 2008 01:58 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
All you did was fire her?! I would have at least thrown her stupid ass out a second- or third-story window.
Defenestrate Morons - IT'S THE LAW!
+ March 30, 2008 01:28 PM +
the dude in ralph's
Now that is bizarre.
+ April 01, 2008 08:24 PM +
christiatric in negativeland
Every aspect of this story fascinates me.
+ April 15, 2008 02:42 PM +
Dina in Suspense
Maggie, I know it's been over seven years but you MUST come back and explain!
+ April 16, 2008 11:05 AM +
B
This is what I get when I Google Maggie Keane circus!

http://jens.larson.googlepages.com/home

Is that you, Maggie Keane?
+ May 31, 2008 10:33 AM +

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