December 22, 2002

It's Totally Awesome
FOUND by Alex Galt in Green Bay, Wisconsin
I found this stuck in the windshield wipers of a car in 1991. We didn't investigate.
just joey in right here
this is the most arousing find I've ever seen...how is it that this has never been commented on?? I'm heading on over to the day's inn:)
+ January 25, 2007 03:52 AM +
Kim in Deep in the heart of Texas
Karen and Sue sure do know how to show a guy a good time! Hee, Hee, poor guy.
+ January 30, 2007 12:40 AM +
Amber in Kansas City
Brilliant! I'm adding this to my "to do" list.
+ February 22, 2007 06:11 PM +
Christa in BC
Well we all know who not to get drunk with now don't we. I'd hate to be that guy.
+ February 22, 2007 08:43 PM +
M in chicago
Go for it. Its totally awesome. omg what a couple of pervs. I love it. I would have definitely checked it out had I gotten such a note. Some things you just don't wanna regret later.
+ March 19, 2007 03:44 PM +
paula in my own little world
I want to party with Karen & Sue! They seem to be my kind of girls!! I'm sure they call each other from time to time and say....."hey, do you remember that time we undressed that guy......" and then giggle hysterically! Tu vas mujeres!
+ April 10, 2007 10:38 PM +
Teri in USA
When the victim of sexual assault is a man you laugh and joke.

Read the story again and reverse the genders.

Are you laughing now?

Please respect men.
+ May 14, 2007 03:36 AM +
Anders in Norway
@Teri: I think I'm still laughing. Yes! Yes, I'm still laughing!
+ May 31, 2007 02:56 AM +
Britches in Mississippi
I have to agree with Just Joey to begin with and say this is very arousing. But no one's said anything about poor Debbie. Karen & Sue did all that and maybe Debbie was their proof person...you know someone to back up their story about their wild night and this naked guy. I mean what a wonderful story to tell at parties for years to come and Debbie could say "No. They're not lying, I saw the guy." But unluckily for K&S, Debbie never got the note because Alex here took the note off her windshield. Plus if I were Debbie I'd be pissed the note was taken just for the simple fact that I didn't get the chance to ever see the guy cause he sounds pretty damn hot!
+ October 12, 2007 09:22 AM +
remind me never to get drunk in green bay
Teri's right- this was a sexual assault, and for the people who think it's funny or arousing.. there's a little something wrong with you.

don't just imagine reversing the genders- imagine yourself being the one stripped, probably molested, and left naked with the door open. I don't care if the guy got drunk. He wasn't "asking for it."


+ October 28, 2007 10:12 PM +
Kirst in .
Maybe they don't like Debbie and its a set-up. And it IS different because it is a guy. Just is.
+ November 09, 2007 05:48 PM +
Emily in the den
I want to meet Karen and Sue!
+ November 11, 2007 05:56 PM +
Karen & Sue in Room 509, at the Days Inn Motel, just across from the Main St. bridge by the mall
Teri and Kristin: You know maybe you have a point...

Nope, still funny. :)
+ December 15, 2007 07:37 AM +
CJ in Nashville
Actually, the worst part was those stupid girls leaving his door wide open, with anyone besides their brat friend able to walk in the room on an unconscious, nude person. They deserve to have the same thing done to them, preferably by a group of amped-up frat boys during Spring Break.
+ December 30, 2007 12:17 AM +
what's he building in there
I agree with Teri and CJ -- this is a pretty horrible thing to do to someone, drunk or not, male or female.
+ January 21, 2008 10:45 PM +
Nidaba in The Office
This was a pretty funny note. I think leaving the door open was the only thing that crossed the line though. Hiding someone's clothes after a fun drunk night is just how it goes! I hope Debbie did stop by and maybe shut the door for him. haha
+ February 14, 2008 05:26 PM +
Kira
That was hilariously stupid of them to do that illegally. They should have just asked, I would have taken mine off if they would have done the same. Then its consentual.
+ February 19, 2008 04:07 PM +
Puckhog in search of my clothes
So THAT'S what happened... At least they didn't take my money.
+ March 17, 2008 08:50 AM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
If these girls took all of the clothes off of a total stranger when he was knocked out cold, I can only imagine the many other things that they have done.
+ March 26, 2008 12:40 PM +
Erp in Burp
Come on, it's obviously a set-up.

"Debbi thinks she's so cool. Debbi thinks we like her. We'll show her."
+ April 25, 2008 06:54 AM +
debra in the deep south
I wouid of loved to be a fly on the wall when he woke up.
+ April 30, 2008 01:33 PM +
Reading in Bed
I don't think it's funny either. I agree with Teri and CJ. If you had woken up, found yourself naked on a bed in a strange place with the door wide open, and a massive hangover, you would probably feel violated, not chagrinned at the joke played by Karen and Sue.

Sexual assualt is wrong, the sex of the victim is irrevalent.
+ June 30, 2008 06:16 AM +
Twilight in the sky
This note proves that just because someone is a girl, doesnt mean that she has a clean mind.

Truth is, it is messed up - and after you imagine that it was a girl that was stripped after the boys got her drunk, imagine it was all guys. also bad. I'm sure if it was all girls, it would be even cooler to some people. People seem to think that violence and cruel acts are funny when girls do them, but horrible when guys commit them. interesting.
+ July 21, 2008 10:19 AM +
Ethel in Bisbee, AZ
Definite double-standard, but one can't draw a line without first having found it, and that is done during one's youth. They'll grow up, and so will the chuckle head, who you just know was hoping to score with the ladies.
+ July 29, 2008 02:22 AM +
Hayley in lunch-time boredom
This reminds me of notes and stories my friends used to write to make fun of the stupid actions of others.

I can only imagine that Karen & Sue were walking through a parking lot and saw their friend Debbie's car. A couple nights prior Karen, Sue and Debbie were hanging out, having some drinks at a party and one of their friends passed out drunk. Debbie mentioned, "wouldn't it be funny if we took of all his clothes and hid them?" Her thought never made it to an actual action, but Karen & Sue didn't forget her perversion. The consequence being a note on her car detailing just how silly she is.
+ July 31, 2008 02:34 PM +
carrie in hubert nc
Man, that poor guy!
+ August 22, 2008 03:51 PM +
Rita in Kodiak
These are the days of our lives
+ September 05, 2008 03:51 PM +
kelly
This is awful. I can't believe people think this is funny. It would only be okay if they knew the guy and it sure doesn't sound that way. That's scary to think that people still do this kind of stuff. sick.
+ December 06, 2008 04:43 PM +
DUHdilly in WI
This sounds like a setup for Debbie.

If my friends had left a note like that on my car, the very first thing I would have done is call them and go, "Ha, ha guys. What's really in room 509? A dead guy?" Not that I think there would actually be a dead guy or even a nude guy. It really sounds like a prank.

That, or a surprise. Maybe they rented a stripper for their friend, and he's waiting in 509? A birthday present perhaps?

Although I would hope if there was a guy in there who was passed out, that they did not really leave the door open. This is also assuming that they didn't have sex with the guy or that the guy is really random and not just one of their friends in on this.
+ December 28, 2008 11:46 AM +
naomi in toronto
somehow I don't think this is a serious note
when you do something criminal...you don't usually tell people about it
+ January 22, 2009 05:55 PM +
the world going to hell in hand basket
disgusting and criminal.
+ March 12, 2009 08:59 AM +
Bored in the Clubhouse
It's interesting that the Finder says, "I found this stuck in the windshield wipers of a car.."

Not "My car" or "my (friend or relative)'s car". Some random car had a note under the windshield wiper, and...

...Debbie never even got the note. If it was a set up, for good or ill (frame job, blackmail, or male stripper/prostitute for her birthday), Debbie didn't make it.

Seems to me that this one's a candidate for dirtyfoundmagazine.com, but I guess DirtyFoundMagazine.com wasn't born yet at the time of this Find's posting, was it?
+ April 29, 2009 11:12 AM +
Stiff in more ways than one.
The guy was probably dead from alcohol poisoning. Such a heart warming reflection on what our society has become.
+ May 05, 2009 05:16 PM +
just kat in on the sofa
I find it truly disturbing and disgusting that people think this is funny. What happened to this man is a crime in the state of Wisconsin (see relevant Wisconsin law here: http://nxt.legis.state.wi.us/nxt/gateway.dll?f=temp

"(2) SECOND DEGREE SEXUAL ASSAULT. Whoever does any of
the following is guilty of a Class C felony:
(a) Has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with another person
without consent of that person by use or threat of force or violence.
(b) Has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with another person
without consent of that person and causes injury, illness, disease
or impairment of a sexual or reproductive organ, or mental
anguish requiring psychiatric care for the victim.
(c) Has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person who
suffers from a mental illness or deficiency which renders that person
temporarily or permanently incapable of appraising the person’s
conduct, and the defendant knows of such condition.
(cm) Has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person
who is under the influence of an intoxicant to a degree which renders
that person incapable of giving consent if the defendant has
actual knowledge that the person is incapable of giving consent
and the defendant has the purpose to have sexual contact or sexual
intercourse with the person while the person is incapable of giving
consent.
(d) Has sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person who
the defendant knows is unconscious.
(f) Is aided or abetted by one or more other persons and has
sexual contact or sexual intercourse with another person without
the consent of that person..."

If prosecuted, Karen and Sue could have served a lengthy prison sentence and, labeled as sex offenders, been required to register on the state Sex Offender Registry.

I hope this man has been able to deal with this assault and move on with his life.
+ September 29, 2009 12:29 AM +
Alex in Green Bay
If memory serves, I found the note under the windshield wiper of my friend's car. Someone put it there while my friend and I were at a record store. Probably doesn't shed light on anything, but we didn't take it from someone else's car.
+ October 23, 2009 08:18 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ Alex!!! Thanks for checking in. Finder's comments are always enjoyed (even if you think they aren't shedding light on anything).

I'm wondering what the chances were that the note writer(s) totally made this up and were wondering who would go 'check it out' and whether the checker(s) would make fools of themselves looking for a non-existent man.
+ November 04, 2009 07:56 PM +
G-man in California
I hardly think this was a criminal activity, more like a college or high school prank. Leaving the door open invited danger however..would have been smarter to have left the drapes open if they wanted their friend to get a laugh. I never saw anything in the note about molesting the guy or sexual intercourse so that Wisconsin law would not really apply here. Very funny, and probably was all in fun!
+ January 26, 2010 03:26 PM +
phyre in the hole
I hope Karen and Sue didn't really do what's described here. Undressing someone while they're not capable of consent isn't cool, but might be a grey area if he indicated an interest in getting sexual with them before he passed out. Leaving him there naked and unconscious with the door open for anyone to see and walk in is awful, though. I don't know how any decent person could laugh at that.
+ February 07, 2010 03:22 AM +

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