February 16, 2003

Benefits
FOUND by Sandy Mcleod in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kassandra in Newfoundland, Canada
My sister in law is delusional and thinks she is a vampire. Some days she's fine, but there's been more then one night where I've woken up while staying at their family home to see her leaning over me trying to suck my blood... I guess I should be flattered she chooses me over everyone else?
+ February 02, 2007 07:56 AM +
Christa in BC
lol I know a girl who used to act somewhat like that... well, not to quite that degree. But she would wear the fake fangs and talk about how she is a vampire... silly children.
+ February 08, 2007 03:26 PM +
kim in tacoma, wa
poor emo goth kid :-/
+ February 22, 2007 02:07 PM +
the cat in the hat
I have that very same dress! I wear it on days I am Bad Bad Bad.

+ March 08, 2007 09:26 AM +
Jayde in Michigan
Haha! This is one of my favorites!!! Love it!
+ April 26, 2007 09:08 AM +
Mimzy in hr
Apparently being a vampire has benefits.
+ April 27, 2007 01:49 PM +
Katherine in Cincinnati, Ohio.
I wish I was "Bad Bad Bad".
+ May 10, 2007 05:49 PM +
Kiki in Cali
I loved this find so much, I printed a copy of it, stuck it in an envelope, and sent it to my best friend (cuz she also loves stuff like this). I had no idea it would actually scare her! I should have known she would figure it the work of a sociopath who was, for no apparent reason, out to get her. She eventually turned it over and saw my hand-written message on the back, before she had a heart attack, luckily.
+ May 11, 2007 02:00 PM +
chrome toaster in the kitchen
I love how at the bottom of the page there's that one little word: BENEFITS. I was laughing before I noticed that, but that made me laugh even harder, for some reason. This pic is awesome!
+ June 12, 2007 08:57 PM +
chrome in the land of the morons, apparently
and then I scrolled back up and realized.. I really should always read the titles before I comment! ah well.
+ June 12, 2007 08:59 PM +
hi everyone in here
She's not a poor emo goth kid, she is only a vampire when dealing with this one poor pathetic soul, not the rest of the time. The rest of the time she happy & likes the color pink.
+ July 03, 2007 01:22 PM +
a bird in the hand
"hi everyone," I'm with you. She's only a vampire to the intended recipient; to everyone else, she's harmless.
+ January 22, 2008 12:06 AM +
Gin in Tonic
"You will pay I hope you know"

LOVE it. It's like music lyrics. haha!
+ February 26, 2008 04:38 PM +
i am in a bad bad bad mood.
If I was the recipient of the note, I would definitely hang garlic all around my house!
+ April 24, 2008 06:09 PM +
mystified in outerspace
wow,,i like how she[[or he..i cant judge just because they like to wear creepy dresses]] is only a vampire to that person. quite hilarious
+ May 23, 2008 06:57 AM +
the happiest time of the year in jakarta, indonesia
i am a vampire i am a vmpire i am vampire
im new here everyone!! and this note's funny
+ June 16, 2008 04:22 AM +
Carter in Baltimore
hahahahahahahahahahahh AWESOME FIND!!!! im new too. got some stuff to mail in too.
+ August 28, 2008 12:25 AM +
cheap bones in the alley way
The band Right Away, Great Captain! made this into lyrics. the song is called "i Am A vampirE". when he played the song he said, "theres a website called foundmagazine.com and the lyrics to this song are from note from one little girl to another." when i heard the lyrics i died laughing. still one of my favorites on here.
+ September 18, 2008 07:04 AM +
Chrome Toaster
Well would you look at that! Thanks, cheap bones, for mentioning Right Away, Great Captain.. Google 'em, everyone!- they're right there on Myspace, too, although not that song mentioned. LOVE their sound! This Find has always been one of my very faves.
+ September 26, 2008 07:37 PM +
Holly the Homemaker in Toronto

COOL! Right Away, Great Captain are a fantastic band...on their way up to the big sky!
Love this FIND, too. Thankz CHROME!
+ September 27, 2008 08:06 AM +
Singer C. in NC
I'm actually surprised no one commented on it's relevance to Twilight already. But since no one else did, I'll take the liberty. Can I please be the girl in this picture if I get to be "Bad Bad Bad" with Edward Cullen?
+ April 03, 2009 04:13 PM +
Connect in g some dots
Well, singer, the reason no one linked up Twilight.. lookit the dates on the other posts. I guess Twilight hadn't entered our collective conscious yet. Anyway, I just came here today because this Find was the third thought that popped into my head when I saw today's find.

http://foundmagazine.com/comments/11691
+ April 10, 2009 09:34 AM +

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