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November 30, 2008 |
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What Does He Really Think of Me?
FOUND by Mrs. Valliere
in Gainesville, Florida
I don't think I was supposed to come across this, but i found it and it made my day.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The only way this finds name/story would make sense with the find, is if the "Finder" is the wife mentioned in the find.
Which begs the question of whether or not this should truly qualify for Found.
But, it's still sweet none the less.
I really don't know what to type here but I used to be fucking smoking hot.
wull golly gee. I suppose if you're going to spend $7000.00 for a kid you're going to be an excellent father.
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What? isn't that all the criteria?
this is a test post. only a test post.
if this were an actual post, the words you are reading would be smoking hot, or in some other way interesting or relevant.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Found Magazine Comment Section.
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
why would this not constitute a "Find"? She FOUND it.
I wonder if her husband's name is Jeffrey?
@name withheld
because IF it were written by her husband, and she found it (presumably)in her own home, then that doesn't really count as being "FOUND".
I "Found" a bunch of pictures in a family album in the den, does that make them "finds"?
I "Found" some letters in my mailbox, are they "Finds"?
maybe if I pick a shopping list out of my own trash?
in other words, if the Who/When/Where/How/Why are known by the "Finder", then it doesn't really constitute a "Found Object" in the Found magazine since of the words.
I'll give her a pass on whether or not this is a legitimate find, because presumably her husband didn't intend for her to see it.
That said, I found an Email my wife sent me last week and it was kind of funny. Should I submit it?
Why spend $7000 on a Korean baby when you can make your own half-Korean baby for free? (I know, possibly a medical condition prevents one or both from making a baby the old fashioned way)
How about adopting an American baby for a couple hundred dollars in court costs? (can of worms is now open- it's too bad the system in America drives people to go overseas and spend thousands of dollars instead)
She Found it. It's a Find. Okay? Some of you are reading too much into the circumstances of the Finding, which the Finder has intentionally withheld.
Like... it could have been on a computer or printer on display in a store?
Or filled in on an on-line form?
Or in a waste basket somewhere?
And it could have been some kid just making stuff up.
Certainly no suggestion that the Finder is the wife in question. Surely she wouldn't want to share this if so.
Jason and Davy put it on here, they think it's a Find.
Nuff sed.
Happy Sunday everyone!
The alarm on my Fake-o-meter is buzzing wildly...
Jan, Hahaha! Good one! I used to be fucking smoking hot, too.
seems so long ago....
Hmmmm... sounds like he's heading for some very deep kimchi...
She's evidently so smoking hot that she roasted his nuts an sterilzed him. 7000 grand for a Korean kid - just after you get married??? Man that is just Kim Il Jong kinda crazy!
@ jan and fooch, i think maybe you are selling yourselves short. i was, am and always will be fucking smoking hot. anyone who doesn't agree can go settle for less. :)
i think this is the guy to whom the previous poem was written. obviously what went wrong in that relationship was that he met ms fucking smoking hot. hopefully this find isn't his submission to an online dating site because if mrs fucking smoking hot writes korean breakup poetry, very few, if any of us here on found will be able to mock it.
this "find" disturbs me. why is 'Korean' the number one descriptor of the love of his life? plus, the whole, 'yay we're going to go buy a baby!' is really strange too.
i hope this is a fake, honestly. assuming this is a real note written by a real guy, he seems extremely superficial and immature.
Everybody who seems weirded out by the fact that they're adopting a baby...I think it's so much more responsible to adopt than to have one biologically, anyway, given the overpopulation problem in the world.
Although the "she's going to cost $7000" is phrased strangely for me... sounds like they're going to buy a baby at a store.
I got news for you, Bub. Nothing makes the fucking smoking hotness disappear faster than a kid.
I have no objections to adoption..it is phrased strangely to me, too.
I am wondering, however, if this writer is has a mail-order bride.
Fucking smoking hot? Mail order bride from a porn site.
OH MY GOSH!! This guy starts this off by typing the most revealing part of the find: "I don't really know what to type here, so I am going to type some random bullshit."
There ya go, found world. It is just some random bullshit.
Yeah, Lolita! You saved us all from a further decline into this guys psyche.
Random bullshit, for sure!
Dude, she's going to cost way more than $7000. How much did your wife cost? Do the fucking smoking hot Koreans cost more than average pretty ones? You're going to become a father with her? Is she really a man..transgendered..or? No, I don't think you'd make a good father. I know, I know, it's going to be great, got it, I heard you the first time.
talking about the love of his life = "random bullshit"???
If that's the case, I don't think the marriage lasted long enough for them to adopt a Korean kid, even one from the discount rack.
Lolita hit the nail on the head.
Furthermore, I doubt there ever was wife from Korea. I think this dude has some fucking smoking hot chick that he hooks up with online.
Living in a dream world.
not to mention that you can probably easily find a child of any ethnicity who needs adopting within u.s. borders. i'd hate to be the "smoking hot korean" this guy is dating.
now that i've written this, i realize i'm assuming the writer is a white guy. if said male is korean, he's less of a dick.
anon in ymous is absolutely correct. The guy is a "banana". He's Korean and he is happy that he has find a hot Korean girl from NY and now they gonna adopt a Korean baby. Simple
i think i want to punch this guy in the face.
Does she wear a black and white striped hoodie and yellow, thigh high socks? If not, well, then she's not really all that smoking hot.
What is mozy_key.txt?
Uh oh, whoever submitted this find, you better tell hubby to change his private key before someone hacks his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozy"& account.
To the responses involving fake finds:
I consider anything to be a valid, interesting, and post-worthy find if someone is detached completely from the event involved, and if the author, artist or photographer of the find remains anonymous to the audience. The audience is assumed to be me, or whoever pores through this site. The ambiguity of each find is my favorite part, trying to figure out the people that composed the finds. It doesn't necessarily matter that maybe the finder knows this person, but I wouldn't like to know that. I prefer the find to speak for itself and a commentary by the finder in the mentioned case makes the find a bit stale.
if he is spending only 7k on a korean kid that is a discount. the kid will be smarter than anyone in the town and get free college for life. and also will make some sweet video game and makes millions. net total=millions of dollars for that family,
*sigh*
On the behalf of adoptive parents, I feel the need to explain. The baby does not cost $7,000. The processing fees, however, will probably cost somewhere in that neighborhood, depending on your particular agency's fees and additional legal costs you might encounter.
On the behalf of adoptive parents, I feel the need to say that no, I don't think you'll make a good father. (Hey, he asked.)
@Geek
My argument has always been, why make your own baby when there are thousands of children already needing a family? And no, the American system is not necessarily what "drives people to go overseas and spend thousands of dollars." Certainly not in my case, anyway.
(Sorry. That thing I wrote about not being a good father was supposed to be a facetious throw-away comment, but it just came off as mean. I take it back.)
I'm glad you clarified, Yakmidi, because I was just thinking, "Wow, that was mean".
*snip snip* is what his wife should do to this writer's "balls" so he can't accidentally reproduce.
Too mean?
This woman is clearly a hooker.
you would know ;)
come to poppa.
If you're married to a Korean, then why not impregnate the bitch and get a free (possibly-pseudo) Korean baby, instead of buying someone else's bastard gutter-spawn? Also, the author of the note was frank about the note's status as "random bullshit." So maybe it's actually bullshit.
too bad korean woman are insane.