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September 14, 2003 |
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But What It's Really For
FOUND by Mark Hallman
in Guelph, Ontario, Canada
This scrap of paper was found on the floor of the lobby outside 'The Stampede Ranch. Puzzled by what this note meant, it all became clear later that evening during the "Miss Stampede Ranch" competition. The question for which this answer was written was, "Why do cowboys wear belt buckles?"
Needless to say, the dame who lost this cue card did not reign victorious.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She might have one if she didn't lose her cue card. Damn.
There's Cowboys in Ontario?!
Hmm.. Didn't know you could farm in the Canadian Sheild, which, you know, is made entirely of ROCK!
i guess the answer "to hold their pants up" was a lil too obvious for Miss Stampede?
Ashley, the entire province is not made up of the Shield. There is plenty of arable land here.
and cowboys don't farm. if they did, they'd be farmers. cowboys raise cattle and/or are the hired hands on a cattle ranch.
Guelph... what a beautiful place. By far my favorite.
Ashley, I didn't know you could have cowboys in Alberta. Isn't that province made entirely of tar sands? You can't farm on oil sands either...
"dame"? what year is this?
if they wanted to advertise their packages, then they really wouldn't wear pants at all.
Well, if she pronounced the word competitions the same way she wrote it (competions),no wonder she didn't win. Poor thing.
if you knew the ppl who hang out at the ranch you wouldn't be surprised by this one...
What type of people hang out there? Druggies, bimbos, the like!
Are you kidding? Of COURSE belt buckles are meant to show off a cowboy's package, and anybody that tells you otherwise is lying...
I think belt buckles are a neat way to draw attention to one's cowboy endeavours and packages.
Actually, I hear on good authority from an aboriginal lady, that those belt buckles are "tombstone for a dead dick".
Oakthorn, your comment hits the nail on the head, so to speak! [Pardon the pun there, fellas.]
Ashley, cowboys herd, too. Ontario is a huge dairy producer.
Go get some natural gas out of your ass.
"Needless to say, the dame who lost this cue card did not reign victorious."
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that young lady went on to become Miss Teen South Carolina... ;)
ive heard a joke that goes something like
"Why do cowboys wear belt buckles?"
as a tombstone for a dead dick
Woah, Ashley... ignorant behaviour is ugly on a Canadian... espeically towards other Canadians. Please take your ignorance somewhere else, our country is too beautiful for it.
Dead dick, huh? Uh, aboriginal lady, huh? Prolly being an aboriginal lady inspired the dick to die. But a cowgirl KNOWS how to bring that darlin' to life. Ya ain't lived till ya rode a cowboy.