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December 26, 2008 |
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Bite Me
FOUND by Jason Sheldon
in Pottsville, Pennsylvania
Just something I found on a walk.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I find overalls to always be a pain in the ass - such is the torture of a long torso.
Uh oh...glitch!
My new theory on this is that it's a message written to Christmas.
yes! It's feeling like June all over again. but considering that June's pass was apparently intended for Frankenstein, I'd say *that* was the one with the glitch, and this one is, indeed, aimed at Christmas. (bahh humbug.)
Oh, hey, it's exactly like the sort of note I would leave for my cat if she could read!
Cute little pain in the ass, though.
Note left for Edward Cullen?
Maybe it's a note for Hannibal Lecter, MD.
A note for Marv Albert?
a note for Mike Tyson?
I would gladly bite you and be an overall pain in the ass if you were made of chocolate. Like the chocolate Santa, I would start right at the ass.
I used to give "Free Passes" to girlfriends or whatever - like "Free back rub." Then I would get mad when they tried to turn it in - like - I know you have a pass, but can't you see I'm busy?
I find it strange that this was found in a town called Pottsville.
Response:
1 free pass to Blow me and be and overall pain in the balls.
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With said pass - knowing the first bite is free... I ass-ume the next, and each successive bite, will cost me. What might that be?
The great thing about this pass is that it has no expiration date, no fine print at all.
So: this pass will circulate throughout the population (assuming you surrender the pass to whomever you're a pain in the ass to), and a good time will be had by all.
Well, I have no comment on the note. We all know people are strange. I just can't believe there's finally a found from near me! VERY near to me. How cool!
Trouble is, your dyed-in-the-wool pain the ass doesn't wait for a pass. Is it wise to give them carte blanche to be more of a pain? I would rather give them a "go to jail for being a pain in the ass" Monopoly-type card. But of course, prisons are already overcrowded, if they put people away for being a pain in the ass there wouldn't be enough walking around free to feed them...
@orinoco - and they would all have asscapes of invisibility on and we wouldn't be able to see them...
Another Rerun! This Find was originally posted back in June. It's # 2039.
Pass? I don't need no stinking pass!