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December 26, 2008 |
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Are Better Than One
FOUND by Brandon Eiland
in Tulsa, Oklahoma
A buddy and I were clearing a brush pile on the wrong side of the tracks and came up with this.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Looks like that dude with pigtails and a Mexican wrestling mask gave that emo kid a good punch in the lip.
I can definitely see why the artist chose to put emo guy's hair dramatically over that eye. (is that TAFKAP? is he still going by TAFKAP?)
I don't get the pony tails.
Looks like the bond between a boy and his faithful....gremlin? (Ears?) Or is that his girlfriend in the bondage mask he gave her for Christmas?
Come on, guys. This is clearly the same person. His emo bangs are just extensions that he uses to cover up his true identity on his day job. When he needs to put on the superhero mask, the hair has to go somewhere, so he clips it on to the back of his head.
Looks like Dave Navaro and a female Mexican wrestler
I think the emo kid is the secret lovechild of Dr Spock. Check out those ears.
This is him with his faithful alien dog. Those aren't pigtails- they're ears.
@ Tech Sergeant Chen, I don't know TAFKAP, but I thought he looked like Prince.
Oh. Duh.
I think the mark on the guys lip and the dots below on his chin are meant to show he has a labret and "snakebites" pierced. If you look at his eyebrow, I think it's also pierced.
The image to the right disturbs me. Emotionally scared Emo by day, vengeful Lucha libre by night? Creepy....
Branson, please elaborate on the "wrong side of the tracks". Cause in Tulsa, the wrong side is the north side and the brothers don't draw scrawny emo white kids. But his head is big enough to be west side. He is definatly midtown material.
Anyway, the kid looks like he fell down a flight of stairs while carrying a tackle box.
*Brandon (I DEFINATELY need a trip to the Ozarks)
Looks like a fish head with a feather stuck on the back
quite sick of self submitted "finds".
Person above me,
What makes you think it's a fake? That's a pretty random statement to make without explaining what it is about this drawing that raises your suspicion.
The person who drew this is pretty good with detail, I mean look at emo kids ears. I have to say though strange things to draw, they are pretty good :)
Isn't there supposed to be nostril holes in a bondage type mask? I think that looks like Dave Navarro too. Definitely.
@ Flargy in New Haven, CT:
The found description is too short, but while it is too short, it manages to contain details that do not make sense, and are inconsequential to describing the "find".
"a buddy and i"? really? that is the *new* version of, "a friend of a friend...."
"clearing a brush pile"? really? for what reason? who clears a random brush pile?
"wrong side of the tracks"? really? who says that?
the whole thing stinks of horse manure, and i don't like it.
I am entitled to have my opinion, as baseless as you may think it is.
See? My one-lined opinion came off quite a bit less A-hole, eh?
you sound like someone who'd complain if the submitter were to write out a concise, detailed description of the scene of the find, too.
I hope this isn't what I'm thinking.. a self-portrait by emo guy of himself and his girlfriend. He doesn't want her to breathe or speak (no nose or mouth) yet he wants her to always look up to him. These thoughts are creepy, and so is the drawing, and I think I'll go somewhere else now.
@ Flargy
Don't pay Brandon any attention, inbreeding does weird things to the mind. Is that banjos I hear??
Yeah, Flargy. You could always offer that person a free pass to bite you and be an overall pain in the ass. Just get a cootie shot first. Sooo-ie!
Some regulars around here don't like people to state their opinions. I don't think Flargy even needed any backup. He was just asking the guy what makes him think it's a fake. Then you pipe in with insults and criticism. Next thing you'll be calling people trolls. Hypocrites.
EMO: Bring out El Lucre Gimpo...
MAYNARD: The El Lucre Gimpo's sleeping...
EMO: Well, I guess you'll just have to wake him up now, won't you?
this is so obvious. i agree with "Kermit Frog in love with emo boys" up untill he said "superhero"
its obviously
emo boy by day
LUCHADOR (spanish wrestler) BY NIGHT.
duh! :D
It's funny Brandon mentioned something (although I did find his tone a bit aggravating) -- I thought it might be fake too.
The way he said in his description "came up with" seemed like he had created it and submitted it himself.
Perhaps it's just because I don't hear that phrase very often. It's definitely subjective, and I haven't much a spine to support my accusation(? not sure if that's quite the right word)
@ IT IS
Waa, waa, waaa, some of us "regulars"! Waa waa.
My buddies and I clear brush piles on the wrong side of the tracks all the time and come up with all kinds of stuff. Nothing fake about this find.
I was thinking that emo guy might be wearing those special contact lenses that make your pupils the shape of a cat's.
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.