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December 07, 2003 |
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Not a Bomb
FOUND by Mike Mccaffrey
in Oakville, Ontario, Canada
I found this outside of my building. There was probably a nice Christmas card inside.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Bet there was.
that is hilarious and slightly creepy.
Safe.
I was just rolling on the floor with laughter over this package.
I think I would still be scared to open the thing. I would be calling in the bomb squad. LOL.
I love this! It reminds me of a birthday card that my brother gave me the year of the Anthrax scare. He put it in a brown envelope like this one and put a biohazard sticker on the outside. Inside, was the card and some sprinkled flour (to imitate Anthrax). When I opened it in front of my grandparents, they were scared for their lives!
I wish I could meet the ingenius deviant who thought this one up. I think I'm in love.
represent da oak oak oak. A bur hur hur.
Cassandra! That sounds like something my brother would have done and that is effing hilarious! Great story.
i bet it was a bomb or biohazard or both
I find it hysterical that "Faculty" is spelled "Facelty"!
Not a bomb or biohazardous...
Just a ferocious, snaggle-toothed bunnee!
Well that's Conspicuous.
thats exactly what i would write on a bomb...
OMG this is totally evidence. There was this guy from my hometown (Kansas City) who called himself 'the bidhop' and he sent nice cards to various public directors and presidents of company's in similar packaging. you should totally hand it over to the cops. They already convicted him though. funny you ended up getting a hold of it and sharing with us.
Sarah, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
"There's nothing to see here, move along."
Katy in Leeds, you have a good eye! You would think after studying for so long to become doctors, they could at least spell "faculty" correctly.
There's something very Big Bad Wolf about this. I can just see some lunatic who, upon convincing himself he's the next BBW, decides to give this to Red & her grams.
I think they <B>did</b> spell faculty correctly- it's just that in their chosen font, the right side of the U is fashionably thin, and therefore not readily visible in this scan. Look at the U in University on the next line down. Same thing. You can only see the left half of the U, but you KNOW they didn't spell Iniversity.
Delivered by "only a dolphin, ma'am..."
This is like someone saying "Trust Me!" You never trust that person.