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January 18, 2004 |
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Always Watching!
FOUND by Keith
in Baltimore, Maryland
I found this on my car windshield last fall. My girlfriend and I now close the bedroom blinds.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
mohaha, that was a sweet offer :) take it, try it :D
That's really really really creepy.
Really creepy.
...i'm going to go hide now. jk, these notes are so cool and creepy and interesting! i feel sorry for you though. hee hee.
I don't get it... is the note to a man? I'm assuming it is because he's been instructed to "ditch the blond bitch", but how and why would a man need his legs put in the air? Is it from a nother man, or a dominatrix woman? The writing appears to be female... too weird.
I would surmise that this is from a homosexual male. It must be very disconcerting to find this sort of note on one's windshield. I can picture you looking around after reading it, hair standing up on the back of your neck, scanning the area for anyone watching you. Too creepy.
What did this person expect you to do? Dump your gf and seek out this creepy perv? Wow! Be careful. Love notes should never sound that scary.
Wow. How creepy to find it on your own car. So if you found it there, then that means that the person who placed it had been following you that day? Ugh.
Why is everyone assuming that it was written to a man? It could just as easily be 2 women living together. Women often refer to their friends as 'girlfriends'. Or perhaps it's a lesbian couple. Either way, still a creeeeepy note to find.
It was probably written to a man because "keith" found it on his windshield.
This reminds me of the time I wore sandals on the city bus. When he got off this creepy old guy handed me a note rubber banded to a pair of socks. It said, "Here are some socks to put on your pretty feet." I ditched it as soon as I got off the bus, but for real - where did he get the socks on the bus!? Was he just carrying them around waiting for the perfect moment to use them to creep someone out? Notes like this one and the one above are creepy in that they raise more questions than they answer.
FOUND by Keith...Therefore it must have been found by a male...odd!
wow.. creepy..
how utterly weird and very scary...
oh dear...
That is entirely bizarre and very creepy. What motivates someone to write a note like that, and what's more... What do they think the result could possibly be? I once got a paper bag given to me by a man that waited outside my gate. Inside was an odd collection of uninspiring fruit, and a note declaring his love for me. Creepy, but not as creepy as this...
;) sounds good to me
This was probably written by a homewrecker with brown hair that thinks she is hotter than his girlfriend, and even though she is a complete psycho, she thinks she has a chance with him.
ALWAYS WATCHING!
i think someone was just messin w/you, dude. like as a joke.
Wow...that is the creepiest thing ever. :( Good luck w/ that. ;)
It's been at least three years. I hope Keith is OK. I wonder if he's still with the "blond bitch".
This goes in the same category as truck drivers whistling and shouting lewd comments out of their windows as you walk on the footpath. What the hell do they expect? Other than a lewd hand gesture?
2 Words: Cray Zee :op
I read it as a girl being addressed, and the "blond bitch" is an accusation that her boyfriend looks effeminate.
Look closely and you see that the creese's don't match the writing. I think "Keith" Photoshoped it to see if he could trick us. Doesn't look real to me. But if it is, How creepy!
It's such a violent letter, all in caps and such. My gods that's creepy.
this reminds me of a type-written valentine i received in the fourth grade - this was before computers were in every house. it was the standard 8.5x11 paper, when unfolded had a skull and cross bones image and it read "you're beautifully dangerous." even as a nine-year-old i wondered, "did he mean dangerously beautiful"? either way, weird and creepy. i think he's gay now.
randomer: i totally see that you're saying, but it doesn't make sense. it the creases do make it look photoshopped, and it's so extremely creepy that its hard to beleive it's real (if keith actually found this, it was probably a practical joke)
but, if keith manufactured it and the joke is on us, why wouldn't he just write the note for real, fold it for real, unfold it, and scan it? less work and more convincing.
Creepiness value is high on this one...but it does look as though it has been photoshopped. The text doesn't seem to match up with the creases, which makes it hard to believe it was actually "found." That being said, there aren't really any rules as to where a person can find something.
Even though I think 99.9% of the "this is creepy" comments left on this site are written by, um, persons who may lack a broad range of life experiences, I have to agree in this case. Even if it was intended as a joke. Especially if it wasn't. Creepy. There, I've said it.
I was on a bus once and a man standing next to me reached into a duffle bag and pulled out a can of corn, which he then handed to me. Not quite socks, but raising similar questions of motive and expected outcomes.
But then, maybe these bus gifters never realized (as this note-writer well knows) that to have our legs put in the air is what most of us *really* need.
You know it.
Time to move!!!!!!
wtf, people! Doesn't anybody think it's at least cool that someone got such a nice compliment? Creepy was about the last thing I thought of. Yes, the author might be a bit of a sociopath, but don't you think if they meant 'Keith' any harm they'd not give him advance warning? Lighten up, someone probably got a big thrill out of writing that note. Too bad s/he didn't remember to give 'Keith' any way to reach him/her, in case he was already thinking of breaking up with the blonde bitch!
Why hasn't anyone asked why were the bedroom blinds open????? hmmmmmmmmm . . . .
j/k very icky.
what are they going to do with your legs in the air? yes it's creepy, but the intensity is so funny!
Is this really a "found" object? It is rather intent-based, both in its content and its placement.
That's incredibly creepy!! *shuts her blinds*
Why did the recipient leave his name complete with middle initial as well as his location, city and state? Why not leave your phone number, too? I think he sent it to himself to make his girlfriend jealous. Maybe she is a huge 'found' fan. And why would anyone want to put a man's legs up?
Underlined "Always watching!". Now that's messed up.
To Bunnee's Fan:
Maybe the whistling truck drivers wanted that rude hand gesture so they can brag to their friends that a hot girl propositioned them with no strings attached. ;o) Think about it.
maybe the note was left fo keith's girlfriend and maybe keith is the "blond bitch"..... hmmm?
This is weird. Maybe Estelle and mid life crisis should get together and stalk each other.
poor hottie is probably creeped out now to a certain extent; what with all the watching. certainly hottie wouldn't have a clue what this stalker really looks like...stalker seems to talk like hottie knows her; but then who could really tell about the authenticity of this watcher's identity, if any.0s4s1s0s2s9s3s9s0s3
why is the exclamation point after "watching" written on the back side of the paper? it's folded over at that part, so it should be hidden. what's the point of faking this, and why would you bother using photoshop? I appear to be missing something.
^^^Oh my god Keith, scary. Good thing you and your ex are safe now. But man, you must be one good looking fellow!^^^
"ditch the blonde bitch"= keith needs to leave his girlfriend.
"I can put your legs in the air and give you what you really need"= the blond bitch probably straps it on and gives it to keith, the note leaver is gay and can give keith what he "really" wants.
all together this note is pretty funny.
How come the exclamation point is on the other side of the paper? Whatever. It's still pretty creepy.
Wow, Scary Stalker Guy wasn't kidding when he said "Always Watching". Holes throughout the apartment??? That's something you'd see in a horror movie. I've worried about that sort of thing in certain public restrooms, but in your own home? SO disturbing.
That's a bit creepy... if I were the girlfriend I would definitely be pretty freaked out. They've got themselves a stalker, there. I hope everything turned out okay and he didn't try anything.
Oh, oops, I didn't read any of the other comments before I posted that. But I have to agree with LillaBean- Keith must be pretty good looking to have not one, but TWO stalkers.
Woah Keith, now that's some freaky stuff. Dark, dark, freaky business.
Thank you. Thank you. That's te funniest thing i've heard all day.
Hands down my favorite find. HANDS DOWN!
this is not photoshopped--a lot of scanners and low-end digital cameras up the contrast and make a texture look faked; not to mention that it's a low-res image (check out the majority of the images here, folks, they look exactly the same). Unless someone is really good at freehand writing on screen, words written on a computer would be in a standard typeface--i.e. all the I's would look the same etc (which they don't), and the spacing of the letters would be more even. Plus, the crumpling on the right side is quite the departure from your standard 'crumpled paper' edge.
However, it's so creepy I don't want to beleive it's real either--that is NOT a compliment, estelle! How would you like it if someone watched your every move and finally scared you so much you moved to a different country? (agreed though, middle initial and last name was not the brightest idea, keith--I don't even put my last name and I don't have any stalkers that I know of . . .)
wow there are some f-ed up people out there though
Keith - you do realize that people can easily Google you right? Has anyone done that? Google him with his recent location? People are so stupid...
Holy shit.
Get out....or she may try to ditch the blonde bitch for you.