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May 30, 2004 |
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It's Very Urgent
FOUND by Brian Miller
Found on the ground in front of a gentleman's club during a 6am jog. I don't know what's worse, that Steve didn't get the note, or that he was at a strip club while his life so obviously hung in the balance.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I imagine it's never good when ALL the information about your surgery lies with a guy named "Pops"
I hope he didn't miss the info because you took the note! And I think it's signed Pepe. Which might make it worse.
No,it's got to be Pop's.
His dad or step dad,maybe?
Pop's what?
Maybe Steve did get the note, and it fell out of his pocket while he was leaving the club. I bet he figured that the surgery wasn't worth it, so he opted to go out with a bang.
No, what's worse is that your morning jog takes you past a gentlemen's club. Find a new route!
What sort of surgery is arranged via a note on an envelope? "Surgery" is code for something else, but what?
i have to agree with kristin on this one... sounds more like a hard drug deal, considering the same logic... also, as a man who's had 5 surgeries in my life, i have to say... i knew the details of them before anyone ELSE did...
and i'm pretty sure pop's is not a doctor, considering doctors don't write (typically) on the outside of an already open envelope
The envelope contained money or tips. Possibly pops was passing money onto steve. The author sounds a bit blue collar and a little rough. Note the awkward capitalization. I think pops thinks he is some sort of Italian Don.
"Surgery" is a mob word for a hit on ones significant other. As in surgically removed, you know what I'm talkin about?
hahaha
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