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January 07, 2009 |
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Profanity Phrases
FOUND by Steve
in Saratoga Springs, NY
I sat down at a table in a diner and this was left with the previous party's dirty dishes. I grabbed it before the waitress could clean everything up.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Tourette's?
Wow. I don't even know where to begin. Maybe this is the second page of the Bachelorette Party Games?
I wonder who Gary was and what he did that was so awful?
w4m: Polite, 74 year-old grandmother with Tourettes seeks similar in a 73-77 year old male with a fuck...shit shit fuck shit cock ass die poopie squish death.
mention your favorite hobby in your subject line so i know your real.
try as I might, I just can't find fault with any of those statements.
Appears someone was bored and wrote down overheard snippets of conversations. I like it!
what a great find^^
a meta-find even if it actually was snippets of conversation noted by someone bored... still you have to wonder how gary and the 74 year-old stem cells come together..?
hannah montana is my idol ! Not what a slutt.. poor littumms'
Shouldn't it be "fucking 74 year old stem cells"?
The person sitting next to me is a fag.. ahahhah! fuckers
It has to be overheard stuff. It's all the same handwriting.
And the term "stem cells" always struck me as a good name for a breakfast cereal. I'm going to have me a heapin' bowl of stem cells! Yummm!
I'm with Feeling...overheard conversations.
Why someone would be writing them down is beyond me.
Really, it looks like girl-writing, so she was bored with her date and started to write fown conversation snippets.
Appointed Scribe for the annual Honor Students Banquet.
A fuck-of-the-month club. Now THERE's an idea whose time has come!
This looks like quotes or inside jokes among a group of friends. We have a chalkboard in our house and inevitably someone will say something that we drunkenly deem funny and then he has to put that statement on the chalkboard. Reading them the next morning is the best part!
These are obviously notes for a eulogy.
If those really are all overheard snippets of conversation, I might never go to breakfast in Saratoga again... Who the hell eats at this diner?!
I've always said "You've got to be fucking kidding." I must say, though, that I'm not displeased with what the juxtaposition of "be" and "fucking" does to the meaning. I'll have to think about it.
I'm with the overheard conversation from a specfic table...
I remember being at Bill's Pizza in Portland with my son and these people sat down - a real rough crew - and they started saying all this weird stuff - so after my son and I exchanged a few 'Buckwheat' faces at each other over their comments - we got out out our cell phones and started using the voice note recorders to capture what they had to say... we listened to them and laughed for weeks afterwards....
Check out
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
(and all its "sister" sites)
truly priceless stuff.
I was having lunch at a restaurant one day and there was this guy lunching with a female friend, talking to her about his girlfriend.. he said, "and then she said, 'that's what I love about you- you just let me be myself!'.. and how could I tell her that I can't stand her and how she is?"
I laughed out loud at that, and had to pretend it was something funny in the Little Nickel.
Hey "3 Phaze Flow in NY", I found it in Compton's on Broadway. BTW- I thought we agreed on '3FF'.
I know exactly what this is. Someone has a college freshman in the family who has just discovered the "f" word as a conversational adjunct to fill in any blank. Someone (the mother) has decided to keep score on how many times said freshman/woman uses the "f" word. She shows no open disapproval, just copies down the phrases in which the "f" word is inserted. Later, she shows it to the freshman in question to prove that, yes, they are overusing it and yes, it is tiresome to listen to.
How do I know this? Experience.
This made me lol for real.
I would never fuck George Bush.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I think this is someone who can't talk, (Laryngitis? Jaw wired shut? Playing the Quiet Game?), and is writing down her part of the table conversation.
I wouldn't fuck George Bush either Lolita. Although, I had a sex dream about Bill Clinton once. It was pretty good until Tom & Jerry (the cartoon cat & mouse) showed up. Then it just got too weird and I woke up.
Did the sex dream involve a cigar?
No- just some discussion about NAFTA. ('Nother Afternoon Fuckin' That Ass).
My family does this sort of thing all the time. This is usually what happens when you assign a scribe to my drunken aunt.
Though, she tends to be a bit more offensive.
I was going to point out how many times the word "fuck" was overheard in these conversations, but then I saw Baby Basil's post and it all makes sense, now.
I secretly hope that Hannah Montana will become another Britney Spears- but I think that Billy Ray knows the ins and outs of celebrity, and is more aware (or concerned with) the pitfalls and calamities that lurk around every corner, and therefore keeps a considerably better watch over his progeny (commodity) than Britney and Jamie Lyn's parents did.
Perhaps this is the response letter that Dad got from his son (the found from yesterday). Sadly he forgot to write....
"With Love,
Your son."
I like this one. Although, not all the phrases are profane. In fact, there doesn't seem to unite them all except for (1) they're all hilarious sentiments and make cool sayings; and (2) they betray an undertone of genuine deep-seated sexual frustration.
Looks like a list of inside jokes to me.
Maybe it was left behind by someone preparing for the Caffe Lena poetry open mic?
OMG I LOVE THIS PERSON <3hahaha