January 06, 2009

I'm Not Crazy
FOUND by James F. in Albuquerque, NM
Found this cryptic message and picture under a bridge on Tramway. It's written on the front of what appears to be a really old Radio Shack receipt (judging by the warranty/return information printed on the back). The picture was attached to the message in pretty much the same place. The material of the picture makes me think it is part of a business card or a pamphlet clipping.
Kermit Fog in Radio Shack, trying to return something
I wonder what made the writer switch from "I'm not crazy" to "I'm crazy" halfway through?

Oh yeah... He was crazy.

Is it just me, or are the very light facial features drawn back on to the scratched-out part?
+ January 06, 2009 12:10 AM +
lily alan in Los Angeles
this is so great. good job on the find!
+ January 06, 2009 12:29 AM +
bunnee
creepyyy!!
+ January 06, 2009 12:32 AM +
Jan in line at the counter and getting agitated
"I am not crazy. My photoprinter deletes faces. I am not crazy. It's possessed and sucks their souls away. I am not crazy."
+ January 06, 2009 12:34 AM +
Nobody
The first step is admitting you have a problem. Or maybe the first step is scratching out the faces of your enemies... either way.
+ January 06, 2009 01:32 AM +
Blaze in KS
Okay, this is probably the most disturbing find I've seen yet. This is so sincerely creepy as fuck. Dear god, I hope that woman is okay.

That is just . . . excuse me, I'll be over there trying to coax my skin out of the corner where it CRAWLED IN TERROR.
+ January 06, 2009 01:46 AM +
Hannah
I think the woman on the photo wrote it herself, scratching out her own face in desperation...Or just in annoyance.

Anyway, this is why I subscribe to this website! Fascinating find, so much better than bored high school scribbles (although those are entertaining, too).
+ January 06, 2009 02:05 AM +
spider in the web
Woah. This is really creepy. And sad, as well. Found under a bridge? The bridge she jumped off? I hope she's okay.
+ January 06, 2009 02:16 AM +
Kiki in Cali
Oof. Been there.
+ January 06, 2009 03:14 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Not a felicitous find; seems like a do-it-yourself Stalker Kit. *Shudder*
+ January 06, 2009 03:15 AM +
Chrome in a conundrum
Uhhhhh... yes, yes you are.

As far as Finds go, this is the best in a while. (creepy, yes, but awesomely so.) Three cheers for James F and his masterfully created Finder's Blurb.

Awesome!
+ January 06, 2009 03:44 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork
So someone's having issues with Instant Messaging. (not an apostrophe in sight, so I have to believe that "im not crazy" and "im crazy" means the writer's instant messaging software either has or has not gone crazy)

The last line of the note speaks volumes, though: HELP
+ January 06, 2009 06:34 AM +
Snarky in Nov 5 World
Blaze in KC nailed it. Ditto the entire post.
+ January 06, 2009 07:21 AM +
Dr. Freud
Hmm, vat ve have here is in my professional opinion a classic case of....KUR-RRRRAZY!!!!
+ January 06, 2009 07:47 AM +
fooch in the doctor's office
Yikes.
I'm with Blaze: creepy and ohmygosh!! Makes me feel crazy just looking at it.
+ January 06, 2009 08:15 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
Disturbing. Creepy. Scary. It belongs on the wall in an art museum.
+ January 06, 2009 08:19 AM +
Clover in the Lawn
@Blaze, did you get your skin back? Great image! Creepy.
+ January 06, 2009 08:21 AM +
Chloe in The Sky
Picture looks like a school picture of a teacher. My guess is that the teacher called a student crazy, and (s)he started trying to defend herself but then came to agree with her.
+ January 06, 2009 08:32 AM +
M C Nernom in Baltimore
This is the most disturbing thing I've seen on Found. The "I am not crazy"s were interesting enough, but then scrolling down to the half-torn HELP and the picture put it over the top.
+ January 06, 2009 08:34 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
But, *what* did they buy at Radio Shak? That's the real question.
+ January 06, 2009 08:38 AM +
Turbo in the Thunderdome
I guess I'm the only one with "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies stuck in my head?

I'm not creeped out by this. It looks like an intentional art piece. That paper clip is just too shiny. The "help" is just too perfectly cut off. I'm calling bullshit.
+ January 06, 2009 08:58 AM +
Monkey hiding in the closet from the crazy
no, not crazy at all. the voices in your head would tell you if you were crazy, They never lie...

this person will end up in non-voluntary psychiatric care sooner then later. (and hopefully before (s)he does bad thing to the person in that picture)


@brain problem; they bought the $99.99 electric self lobotomy tool, guaranteed to stop the CIA from beaming their commands into your brain or your money back
+ January 06, 2009 10:06 AM +
tien in in your head
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
+ January 06, 2009 10:12 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Tien has been reading vanity cards from old episodes of Dharma and Greg.
+ January 06, 2009 10:17 AM +
Dante in Washington, DC
Fake. Please, people. So obviously done for the benefit of the finder, or simply created by the "finder."
+ January 06, 2009 10:59 AM +
Carla Sue, taking down the Christmas tree in Indiana
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell....
+ January 06, 2009 11:07 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
I thought Tien was watching one of my favorite movies.
+ January 06, 2009 11:27 AM +
Noddy Holdeer in some '70's band. I don't remember.
Ma-mama, weer all crazee now!!
+ January 06, 2009 11:39 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in WHY SO SERRRRIOUSSSSS!!! , Maine

Nice to see some serial killer documenting their break with reality and going right into <<HELP>> mode...

Here's what I want to now -

Above the "HELP" and after the last "im crazy" what is the
"I'm ut"
that is covered by the photo of [the
ex-girlfriend now possibly in a shallow grave somewhere in New Mexico....]
+ January 06, 2009 01:03 PM +
Frank in Beans
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
+ January 06, 2009 02:51 PM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
Somehow this reminds me of the portrait Branwell Bronte painted of himself and his 3 sisters...he was originally the central figure in the painting (of course) but then he painted himself out in a fit of self-hatred, substituting a "column" for his own figure. Which of course is central to the piece and draws more attention than his own face would have done, since he was the only unpublished Bronte sibling.
+ January 06, 2009 03:16 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in singin-you-a-song-ville
I'm crazy for tryin' and crazy for cryin' and I'm crazy for lovin' you-
+ January 06, 2009 03:28 PM +
Emily
i'm sad for the lady.
it's sad if someone wrote this and then did that to her picture; it's even more sad if she wrote this and did it to her own picture.
gives me chills.
+ January 06, 2009 05:24 PM +
Feeling in coherent
Nope! Not crazy at all! <nervous laugh> You're just fine! <attempted smile> Hey look at the time! Gotta go! <run like hell>
+ January 06, 2009 05:29 PM +
Feeling in coherent
I met my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me
I just smiled
And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years

I'm not the kind of man
Who tends to socialize
I seem to lean on
Old familiar ways
And I ain't no fool for love songs
That whisper in my ears
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years

Four in the morning
Crapped out, yawning
Longing my life a--way
Ill never worry
Why should i?
Its all gonna fade

Now I sit by my window
And I watch the cars
I fear I'll do some damage
One fine day
But I would not be convicted
By a jury of my peers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy
Still crazy
Still crazy after all these years
+ January 06, 2009 05:33 PM +
Mona Lisa in the Louvre
this is disturbing. I hope that both the writer and the woman in the picture are ok, but i fear that they're not.
+ January 06, 2009 05:54 PM +
tunetech in right here
this is so sad. i believe that the person in the picture was so determined to not be crazy that she drove her self crazy. that she ruined her face in the picture as her soul was now tattered and scared from the realization that she needed help but didn't know where to get it. my hope is that she is still alive and that she did find the help that she desperately needed. though as she too probably realizes what we want to be true rarely is....sigh....yes this is creepy gave me chills but there is a story. Maybe none of us are right about what it is and maybe we all are cause that's life but hers not ours. good find
+ January 06, 2009 06:23 PM +
Mom Interrupted in sane in the membrane.
In my professional opinion (having seen exactly one episode of Dr Phil), I am forced to diagnose the writer with an acute case of C.A.S.

Crazy As Shit.

My own Aunt* suffers the same affliction. Good luck, Writer. If you find yourself in Nowata, OK- look up Aunt Karen.

*by marriage
+ January 06, 2009 08:26 PM +
Night in gale
I wonder what James F. was doing under the bridge?
+ January 06, 2009 10:30 PM +
msr in northern va
Am I the only one who found this funny? My first thought was that this was someone's attempt to mimic what they saw in The Grudge, or some other "horror" film whose name I can't quite recall. Huh.


But if I take it seriously then yes, indeed it is creepy.
+ January 06, 2009 10:49 PM +
darcy
so creepy. could be out of The X-Files. i love this found!! gives me shivers but in a good way.
+ January 06, 2009 11:21 PM +
Lolita
Hiplainsdrifter,

I'm out of here

Help

I think that is what the last part says, before help,
+ January 06, 2009 11:27 PM +
under the bride with James F, drink in ' and lookin' for the troll
"I'm utterly bat shit.. HFIP"
+ January 07, 2009 09:05 AM +
Help in Crazytown
I could not sleep after I saw this last night. The writing was bad enough but then the photo! Ahhh so terrifying!
+ January 07, 2009 06:39 PM +
Jinx Linden in ATL
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
I could so get along with this person.
lol @ the people saying "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy"
The Shining was fullll of crazy.
Kind of seems like someone did not like her face...
+ January 07, 2009 07:01 PM +
Mom Interrupted
@Night in gale: Waiting for the Three Billy Goats Gruff. Those goats, with all their "Trip-Trap-Trip-Trap" is driving James crazy.
+ January 07, 2009 08:24 PM +
Art in Sydney, Australia
Is it just me or are design students faking these "finds"?
Love the site but some of them are just a bit suss to be true.
+ January 08, 2009 10:16 PM +
sara in the snow
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
no Beer no TV make Homer go crazy
+ January 10, 2009 03:15 PM +
desperately seeking susan in vain
this is creepy but cool at the same time. I'd love to find something like this.
+ January 24, 2009 06:19 PM +
PD in aFFFBc
I'm with Art here - definitely fake. Lines of text too straight, plea for help at the end. Design Student work - looking for a grade.
+ February 05, 2009 10:45 AM +
Turnip in roman Calleva
Noddy, as someone else already pointed out, it is Slade.
+ February 08, 2009 11:20 AM +
Optimist in in the Desert
Hey, is this that crazy guy who lives under the bridge? That place is freaky
+ February 20, 2009 01:11 AM +

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