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January 10, 2009 |
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Price of Admission...
FOUND by Jim
in Arcata, CA
I found this yellow sticky note on the ground, after a good rain, while I was out for a walk.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
And all I've got is a quarter. Dang.
Other yellow sticky notes possible using the same letters:
AIDS/Botulism Con - 50¢
Miss Cuba Lotion D - 50¢
Mid-Loin Taco Subs - 50¢
What kind of club is this? The kind that's made up of little kids who have found an empty refridgerator box and decided to make it their "club house"?
Could be a rare artifact from the childhood of the governor of Illinois.
Today's haikus
We are exclusive.
Clover has only a quarter?
He cannot join us.
Admission to the club
Despite being overpriced.
Is now fifty cents.
Our club needs some cash.
You'd better cough up some change.
For you to join now.
So, you'd like to join?
What? you only have forty?
It's out of your reach.
Mid-loin Taco Subs.... Mmmmmm....
Sweet, I have a dollar! Sorry Clover but I was going to ask Miss Cuba to go.
I am not making an admission to anything, not matter how cheap it is.
I like Arcata, CA. I bought some great tea there once.
How would admit to that? and why would they pay 50 cents?
And what are they clubbing? May they mean admission to club - and left off the part about Baby Seals or Nancy Kerrigan or something like that...
Or maybe it was a sandwich worker - where they had only been doing 2 piece bread sammmy's - and they willing to pay to think out side the box and build a club sandwich?
Reading this Found is like looking into a Magic 8 Ball - it's just to hard to tell what they were getting at...
Dang. Kids these days sure know how to squeeze the money out of each other. Why, back in my day, it would have only been 25 cents! Rich bastards.
@clover;
I've got a quarter too, think maybe they'll let us split a membership?
It only costs fitty cents to get IN, but once you're in there, make sure you have a lot of 1$ bills....
A cover?! Man, whatever crap band is in there better be decent.
Here's a club that would be cool to join for 50cents. http://tinyurl.com/flyingsuits Bring extra undies!
You can find me in da club, bottle full of bub, mama.
Clover and Monkey, I'll get you in the back door. I know the owner.
I liked Arcata better when I learned how to pronounce it correctly.
8-) (waving hi!)
Where's the rest of the note? You know, the part that says "NO GIRLZ"? And an angry P.S. that demands the boy's older sister keeps out?