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December 12, 2004 |
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So Much That?
FOUND by Phil Delavan
in Ashville, North Carolina
This note was found near the cashier's station in the cafe where I work.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Tim must be an ass!
This person can't hate Tim as much as they think if they are willing to devote a sheet of paper and that much thought into them.
Tim they hate, they hate him, Tim
I wonder why they hate that Tim!
Does he pick his nose a lot?
Or does he smoke way too much pot?
Has he got a bad disease?
Perhaps he smells like last week's cheese?
Please enlighten us at home
By finishing your Hate Tim poem!
Yeah, I know that Tim guy and he is a total jerk.
I hate Tim too
I hate him a lots
I'd hit him with pans
I'd hit him with pots
I wonder how she feels about Tim?
lol, Sam :)
I think she has a crush. and his name is Tim !
You know how, if you say "Ihatehim" fast it sounds like "I hate TIM"? I wonder if there's really any Tim at all, or if the author was just having fun with words.
...now tell us how you really feel...
this person should take over Dr.Seuss's writings!
I think this is a song...
Actually! It would almost go with the song, Du Hast by Rammstein... You know?...
maybe it's supposed to be a tongue-twister.
I hate Tim too.
Ha ha! I can completely hear the Rammstein thing . . . I Hate (pause) (pause) (pause) I Hate Tim. Ha Ha Ha!
My sister (she is eight years younger than me) and I used to share a room when she was little and I would listen to Rammstein while I was falling asleep. She would wake up crying. Now she has every one of their albums. Sweet Irony.
Totally Rammstein! Think it reminds me of the song "Du hasst"
"Du. Du hasst nicht"
something like that.
A friend saw this and directed me here. I wrote this. I wrote this after I found out Tim had a wife. After I'd lost my virginity to him. And I was 3 months pregnant. So yea, I still hate Tim.
Isn't it spelled Asheville, with an "e"? Which makes me think thoust isn't from Asheville. And Sarah, were you in a cafe in Asheville? Raleigh is quite far after all.. Do tell.
Must be a misspelling of Asheville. Don't know of an Ashville. We (Tim and I) were in Asheville visiting the Builtmore estate when he told me. Not sure exactly where I wrote this or how it ended in a cafe. I don't think I went to a cafe, but I'm not sure. (It's been a while and I was terribly upset)
So, Sarah, why didn't you finish it? And what would you have finished it with?
I do not like Tim in a box!
I do not like Tim wearing socks!
I would not like Tim, were he dipped in jam!
I do not like that Tim, madame!
Wow Sarah, Matt was right. That Tim guy is a total jerk!
Thanks for letting us know you were the creater! I hope you've found someone who doesn't suck so much!
Catherine - I'm from Pittsburgh! Nice rhyme.
Also, it's spelled Biltmore.
i hate tim too
What a douche. I hate Tim too! Sorry, Sarah.
Tim's an asshole.
marcia, marcia, marcia!
You know what I hate? I hate when someone chimes in with a "hey, that's me" post, explaining the circumstances behind the Find's creation, and no one seems to believe them. Then they get the good old third degree, as if they need to prove themselves to a bunch of people on a comment board.
That's what I hate.
Is this a Dead Milkmen song?
Tim Sucks !!
no, it was found near asheville nc, but in black mountain actually. phil (my coworker) spelled it wrong. we were working at "the dripolator," sound familiar, sarah?
Ok, I am Tim but I dont think I am that Tim that is hated too much!
There are no words for how much I hate Tim.
it seems s/he loves tim.
grr apostrophe
wait nevermind. it's late. i should be asleep.
I'm going to write a better poem - hoping the person that hates tim so much will read it, and learn from it:
"your name makes my esophagus ache
from the burning acrid sting
of firey hate
thinking about you feels like a dull razor
digging deep
on the soft of my ear drums
with a screeching noise hammering down
your putrid smile on its end
I hate you"
I think Tim is nice.
it sounds like Rammstein's Du Hast because they are actually saying
you
you hate
you hate me
in this particular song
I also hate someone named tim. Mostly because he stole my best friend and pretended nothing was happening.
Needless to say, she isn't my friend anymore.
AND I HATE TIM. I wish I had written this very poorly written "poem" about hating tim. T.T
Beka's right!
Umm, this is Phil, the guy that found the note. Thanks, MC, for commenting, and you are almost right (who are you, by the way?). I was working at the Dripolator in Black Mountian at the time, but that is not where the note was found. Also, I sent Found Magazine a box of stuff, and when they posted this, they spelled Asheville wrong. Here is the story behind the note. I worked at the Cowpie Cafe at Warren Wilson College. One day, my friend Andy found this underneath the cash register. It was written by another cashier about a friend of his named Tim. Tim was real weird, and whenever he didn't have anything to do, he would hang around and annoy the cashier, his friend. He apparently wrote this note in good fun and never finished it. This whole story was revealed to me by Andy after the note was posted online. It was definitley not written by a pregnant woman who had just broken up with her cheating boyfriend. The End
I hate liars
I will not eat green eggs and ham with Tim, Sam I am.
I do not like Tim here nor There,
I do not like Tim anywhere..
I do not like Tim on the wall,
I do not like that Tim at all.