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January 02, 2005 |
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Genesis
FOUND by Stephanie Jackson
in Trussville, Alabama
I found this a while back in the parking lot of a Lowe's Home Improvement warehouse.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I love how the leaves are so nice, and then the flowers are just circles. It is a sweet picture.
This is so luvly and innocent.
Why the German flag at the top?
apparently god didn't make much
The flowers look like stamps? or like the kid put down a painted coin? SOmething like that, they are all too perfectly round.
That sky is like I dream I had of the apocalypse! Scary!
Looks like...God created the German flag and tulips in bud...cool.
In the beginning, God created Bacon, and put it in the sky.
But that didn't work out.
lollipops! God created lollipops!
(and bacon in the sky.. LOL@ Joe)
The top part looks really piss poor compared to the flowers at the bottom.
And... Lowe's blows.
I will assume that this is a child's work, and will therefore refrain from mocking it. However,it *might* be the handiwork of Lenny "The Drooler", who lives behind the Lowe's dumpster, and goes to Art Therapy twice per month, if his case manager remembers to pick him up, and if he hasn't been off his meds too long.
Even then, though, I shouldn't mock it. At least he's taking some time to smell the lolipop roses.
This is obviously an actual message from God, handed down to a clumsy cart attendant at Lowes. God created lolly pop flowers under bacon. Americans have forgotten these principals and shall suffer eternal damnation. Too bad that cartboy never got to spread the word.
It's official. Lowe's Home Improvement is the center for weird Finds. I mean first the picture of the baby in the crib circa 1964 found in a Lowe's shed, and now this.
60 years ago, God created Germans, and made sure everybody knew about it.
I think it's lovely. :)
I think it's sweet :-)
God created home-improvement warehouses. You can do it, God can help.