March 02, 2009

Get Back to Work
FOUND by Chris Holcomb in Willimantic, CT
A co-worker knocked the metal piece off the top of her cubicle, and hidden underneath were a few notes. I made a photocopy before replacing them. it's almost like a time capsule; I am thinking of adding "Obama '08" on my own scrap.
Monkey in denial
you should "get out while you still can!" to "smoke weed everyday" and then "get back to work!".
+ March 02, 2009 12:05 AM +
Jan in side a giant blue wolf's head
Nothing much to say about the "Find" but the team mascot for Willimantic High School just can't be good.
+ March 02, 2009 12:09 AM +
planning my escape in in my head
I've been to Willimantic- good advice
+ March 02, 2009 01:59 AM +
Mario in a comfortable chair
Better to write Mondale '84. That'll really shock the next guy.
+ March 02, 2009 02:02 AM +
Farmer in In The Dell
said it was hidden in there somewhere, but when we got back to work we were so baked we forgot to look for it. It's probably still there for all i know, but I'm done with that place for good, wouldn't go back for anything. You?
+ March 02, 2009 03:39 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

What I like is the psychedelic Os in the second half of the note. Groovy, man!
+ March 02, 2009 06:54 AM +
lost in found
Pretty sure it says "get ojt while you still can". (On the job training). Before you get fired for smoking weed every day. Now get back to work.
+ March 02, 2009 07:41 AM +
Craigilicious Fergusonian in LA, CA
Looks like someone loves their herbal cigarettes...
+ March 02, 2009 07:48 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
I would write: "So long and thanks for all the fish."
+ March 02, 2009 07:54 AM +
fooch in ......not now, please
Mario, very good idea! Confused me for a moment, too.
+ March 02, 2009 08:07 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
Mario: I bought an authentic "Reagan Bush '84" bumper sticker on Ebay and put it on my truck. People do a double-take because my truck isn't old enough to have that sticker on it.

I was really looking for an "I Like Ike" sticker but evidently they didn't make them back then.

"Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" was out of the question.
+ March 02, 2009 08:13 AM +
Phoebe Muse
Every person I know that smokes weed everyday does not work let alone going back to it. I like the spiral "O"'s trippy man
+ March 02, 2009 08:19 AM +
Happy in the Hallow
If you look at this, the handwriting is different for all three lines. This reminds me of notes I've written with friends during particularly boring classes in college. Maybe these people were in an excruciatingly long staff meeting and thinking about the things they should be doing instead...?
+ March 02, 2009 08:33 AM +
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
The puffy exclamation point after "work" looks a little like a loaf of French bread. Be a bread winner; go back to work. Smoke weed every day after work. Then the bread will taste really really good.

Finally a spam question that's about art, not math! Color-mixing is something I can do!
+ March 02, 2009 08:35 AM +
makin' my Oh face
(didn't someone post recently as "put teddy roosevelt back in office" or something like that?)

I know a number of people who smoke weed every day and still work hard at their jobs and side projects. Pheobe, the ones you know must just be slackers. Either that or they have some super goooooood weeeeeed, maaaaannn.

My note would have to say, "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."
+ March 02, 2009 08:47 AM +
kid in play, with the flat top fade
I used to work at this climbing store in LA where NOT smoking weed was work.


please drop my Bally Shoes and Fly Green socks into your time capsule
+ March 02, 2009 08:54 AM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
Obama 08? you mean Carl Marx 08....Obama was the biggest mistake America ever made and when he finally flushes us all down the financial toilet hopefully the world will wake up and come out of their fog of adoration.
+ March 02, 2009 09:09 AM +
a little food for thought from in side stoner land
@ Phoebe Muse...im feeling a little defensive right now...

I work 6am-4pm 5 days a week at a hotel, 2-3 days a week I work part time at a restaurant, and in September i'll be going back to school, while keeping my two jobs.

Now that doesnt really leave me with much time to smoke weed, but I can guarantee you I smoke every chance I get.

weird..
+ March 02, 2009 09:19 AM +
aaaaand waiting for shit to hit the fan in just a couple minutes here.......
WHOOOOOAAAAAA Finsterton!!!

Take it easy killer!!

I voted for that guy :)
+ March 02, 2009 09:31 AM +
brain problem situation in my head
If it's good enough for Superman, it's good enough for me.

http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/5821
+ March 02, 2009 09:44 AM +
just noticing....
is farmer back from his....oh wait a minute...never mind??if so, glad to have you back farmer:)
+ March 02, 2009 09:51 AM +
go food for thought
food for thought:

I too have a 50 hour a week job (running my own business) work Saturdays for a community based organisation and volunteer at various places around town. I also manage to smoke weed everyday. I understand how many people have a stereotypical view of pot smokers but the reality for many is far different
+ March 02, 2009 10:33 AM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
I can't take it easy while my liberty and my rights are slowly being bled away by a communist whose primary goal is to turn America into a socialist welfare state.I can't take it easy while my hard earned money is being pissed away to benefit overbloated government programs which have no goals other than to extend the reach of the government over the people. I can't take it easy when a man who lied so blatantly and so eloquently during his campaign is doing the very things he promised not to do. and I certainly can't take it easy when we have a congress so corrupt and greedy that they would forsake our troops and our veterans to increase welfare and unemployment benefits for illegal aliens and those without ambition. Obama is a communist who should NEVER have been put into office. What boggles my mind is how many people drank the koolaide the left-wing press was pouring and actually voted for this guy. I still can't even fathom it and wrap my head around it.A revolution is coming, and America will be America again....
+ March 02, 2009 10:39 AM +
christine in ct
willimantic is dubbed the heroin capital of new england. so on the bright side ..... at least this person is partaking in a healthier, less illegal activity than this town is known for.
+ March 02, 2009 11:20 AM +
Just like Bush said: NO NEW TAXES. in (I think he actuall said "no nude texans")
Hey Finsterton. STFU.
If we don't want to hear what you have to say about a Find, we DEFINITELY don't want a sermon on your lopsided political views.
+ March 02, 2009 12:03 PM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
LMAO...lemming....sheep....idiot
+ March 02, 2009 12:35 PM +
Ms P in Jamaiya's nursery school
OK, calm down everyone.

You folks there, write your little "Obama '08" notes, and hide them in the office furniture.

And you folks over there, write your "Jindal '08" or "Palin '08" or whatver you want, and hide those notes.

Take your squabbling outside, and leave the rest of us alone. Or Ms. P won't write a "Good News Wednesday" note to either of your parents!

You've been warned.
+ March 02, 2009 12:40 PM +
killer in the home
yeah, Finkerton. We kinda noticed that about you. The first step toward fixing your problem, though, is admitting that you HAVE a problem. I commend you for doing so.
+ March 02, 2009 12:40 PM +
some kind of child in the lonesome places
When I was in college, I was briefly involved with a kid who smoked pot every three hours or so. He used to come into my room and say stuff like "Baby, I just need to make sure you know: trees are fuckin' amazing," while I was trying to get ready for my first class of the day. He also believed that if you watched a horror movie the night before you went snow boarding you would get into a terrible accident because "There'd be gore in your head, man. You can't escape that. Your head is your FATE."
+ March 02, 2009 12:54 PM +
Obama is NOT a Communist
@ Finsterton: I really took offense to your comments. I can tell what kind of person you are. Keep your opinions to yourself, or go post them somewhere else, like a right-wing website.
+ March 02, 2009 12:59 PM +
Muse on the Loose
Larry was well-known for smoking pot in the office bathrooms. His fellow cubicle-occupants had different views on this habit. Three of them—Linda, Jerry, and Mark—decided to leave him a note and stick it under the metal piece in his cubicle. Mark, known for his "stick-it-to-the-man" attitude, wrote, "Get out while you still can!" when he was out of view of the hidden cameras. Linda, the bossy perfectionist, simply wrote "Get back to work," and passed the paper to Jerry. Jerry, who was a very carefree, joking man who always wore the same stained jacket, wrote simply, "Smoke weed every day." Unfortunately for the three of them, Larry never actually found the note.
+ March 02, 2009 01:06 PM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
kid in play: I still know the words to "Ladi Dadi" although I'm not sure if I'm proud of that fact. I always what Bally shoes were...
+ March 02, 2009 01:45 PM +
Lolita in dreamland
uh, if it smoking pot was legal, I would certainly engage in that activity. I work many jobs to stay afloat...since one of my jobs involves teaching kids, I can't take the risk of illegal drug activity.
But if it was legal...

But then, who is the bozo who wants to legalize it then add a $50 tax to every ounce??
+ March 02, 2009 01:47 PM +
lost in found
@finsterton: Talk about a bad party guest. We're here to have fun, not rant our political views. There are plenty of sites for that. Please, before your McCarthyism type rants ruin the fun, go to one of them.
+ March 02, 2009 02:15 PM +
Vill in .
Somebody give finsterton a joint.
+ March 02, 2009 02:31 PM +
planning my escape in in my head
@finsterton, you are laughably ignorant, ranting things you've heard people say on TV without an original thought in your little pea-brain. Read a book. and come back when you can behave. meanwhile I've forwarded your comments to the Dept. of Homeland Security. you sound like a domestic terrorist to me
+ March 02, 2009 02:48 PM +
Finsterton Smythe in 620 State St, Schenectady NY
planning, thew most ignorant comment that could ever be made on the subject just got made by you, feel free to forward my comments to anyone you want. They can check my FBI file and military service record too for all I care. I've sacrificed more of myself for this country with my little pinky than you ever will in your entire life. I have felt this way about politics since Nixon was in office, you child. Just the fact you defend Obama with ridiculous comments shows me how weak minded you are. Go turn on MSNBC and get brainwashed some more. My views are based on facts and truth but because you are a typical knee-jerk liberal you have to go on the attack. Well attack all you want it won't affect the fact Obama's a communist...LOL
+ March 02, 2009 03:01 PM +
lost in found
@finsterston: Wow, dude. No one defended or offended anyone except you. This isn't a political forum. You obviously need to vent, do it somewhere where they appreciate it. You're harshing our mellow. :)

Smoke weed every day!
+ March 02, 2009 03:10 PM +
Bob
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night,
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel alright
smoke two joints in time of peace
into the time of war
smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke some more

yeah thats what i do, hey


+ March 02, 2009 03:26 PM +
GOD
Rest easy, my children. You are all right; you are all wrong And it's all part of a larger plan.

Prepare ye.
+ March 02, 2009 03:30 PM +
Mom Interrupted in my cubicle. Planning my escape.
My mom is a product of the late 60's and still smokes pot every morning at age 59. Except when I'm there visiting with my kids- because I won't allow it around them.

She works harder and is more reliable than 90% of the people I've worked with in my life.


(Finny, I voted against Obama. And you're coming across as a pompous boor.)
+ March 02, 2009 04:50 PM +
Mountain Girl Stuck in an Illinois cornfield
Thanks, God. Amen to that. Nothing can change the face of things to come.

P.S. And thanks for creating the noble weed.
+ March 02, 2009 05:16 PM +
Me in the wrong place to be having this conversation
ELITISM IS PATRIOTISM!!!
+ March 02, 2009 06:07 PM +
is in love with her fellow found followers
Wow, shit really did hit the fan since i was at work. Finsterton, you really are a pompous boor, well said Mom. Im very glad that my political comment only offended Finsterton (thank you for bringing politics to found, douche)
@ go food for thought- we've got this!!

smoke weed everyday!! (responsibly) ;)
+ March 02, 2009 06:40 PM +
planning my escape in in my head
oh man , it was soooooo easy. LMAO
+ March 02, 2009 07:24 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in 32/40th's left in the week
I find this very amusing -

Here's what I did while I was rotting in a cube working for Blue Cross -

http://tinyurl.com/mindlitter


+ March 02, 2009 10:32 PM +
Mom Interrupted in the presence of greatness.
@HPD: Did you really write that? I haven't had a chance to read the whole thing (stupid Adult Responsibilities!). But I bookmarked it for later.
+ March 03, 2009 08:03 AM +
Trouble in Paradise
Finsterton - Good for you! The original poster started it with the, "Obama '08" BS. Try submitting something here and mention that you voted for Bush two times, or McCain/Palin. I'm sure this would quickly become a political forum. It seems that the Internet is a continuation of the Government Indoctrination Camps (public schools) that brainwashed all these communists.
+ March 03, 2009 08:42 AM +
vill in .
I work good,I work hard.. but first take care of head! .. guitar solo...
+ March 03, 2009 10:01 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
@Mom - Yes it's mine (for real).

Drew all the pictures sitting at my desk - and then did all the illustration in Photoshop. I hated that job!!!
+ March 03, 2009 10:21 AM +
Redhead from a Red State in "Everything is on Fire", AZ
@HPD, that's an awesome site!! I am totally digging it....and apparently I am right this from the 1970's. It's RAD Dude..ok I am now in the 80's. It's Excellent....the 90's. It's totally Hot..ok now I am back to present day..almost. :)

+ March 03, 2009 10:59 PM +
planning my escape in in my head
@ HPD, great stuff, you are VERY talented, and should be published. I forwarded that link to everyone I know that's dying the slow death in corporate america
+ March 04, 2009 05:35 PM +
really?
If you say so. I got a total CREEP vibe from following that link.

But then again, I've never done time in a cubicle in the soulless corporate wasteland.
+ March 04, 2009 06:14 PM +

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